This stuff will
nail your ass
down like the
sole of a boot!
About
Meth Coffee-the original medicinal coffee ratio for gyrotonic stimulation. Agitates! Lifts! Enlightens! Motivates bowels! Don't accept copied or tainted elixirs! They're out there!
Listen here, friend, I can sell you ten ounces, but I am warning you, this is powerful stuff.
If you're just trying it for the first time, don't throw back five cups like regular coffee. Ease into it. Have a little. Feel the rush, the euphoria, the smooth-edged high. Then go for more, if you want.
Yeah, get into it. Make a dance up...program in assembly language...write your first novel...plot to overrule the planet. I'm telling you, this stuff will nail your ass down like the sole of a boot!
Listen here, friend, I can sell you ten ounces, but I am warning you, this is powerful stuff.
If you're just trying it for the first time, don't throw back five cups like regular coffee. Ease into it. Have a little. Feel the rush, the euphoria, the smooth-edged high. Then go for more, if you want.
Yeah, get into it. Make a dance up...program in assembly language...write your first novel...plot to overrule the planet. I'm telling you, this stuff will nail your ass down like the sole of a boot!
Disclaimer
CONTAINS NO ACTUAL METHAMPHETAMINES, I.E., CRANK, GLASS, SPEED, CRYSTAL, BATU, SHABU, MABU, CRACKHOO, ETC. PRODUCT NOT WARRANTED TO CURE ECZEMA, EDEMA, ACNE, CONSTIPATION, TOURETTE'S, OR GUM DISEASE.
Ingredients
99.99% ARABICA BEANS (APPROXIMATELY) & YERBA MATE. CERTIFIED ORGANIC. GUARANTEED ROASTED FRESH WITHIN 48 HOURS OF SHIPMENT.
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News Stories
- The New York Times, "S.F. Company Launches 'Meth Coffee'", Jan. 12, 2007
- ABC News, "San Francisco Company Launches Product Aimed at Coffee Drinkers Seeking a Boost- 'Meth Coffee'", Jan. 11, 2007
- FOX News, "New 'Meth' Coffee Provides Drinkers With Extra Boost", Jan. 12, 2007
- CBS 5 Television, "'Meth Coffee' Launches In San Francisco", Jan. 11, 2007
- The Boston Globe, "S.F. Company Launches 'Meth Coffee'", Jan. 11, 2007
- WPVI TV Philadelphia, "New Java With A New Kick", Jan. 12, 2007
- San Francisco Chronicle, The Bondage File, "S.F. Company Launches 'Meth Coffee'", Jan. 11, 2007
- The Fresno Bee, "Mysterious `Meth Coffee' launches in San Francisco", Jan. 12, 2007
- San Francisco Examiner, "Product aimed at coffee drinkers seeking an extra boost", Jan. 11, 2007
- The Napa Valley Register, "Mysterious 'Meth Coffee' launches in San Francisco", Jan. 12, 2007
- The San Mateo Daily Journal, "Mysterious 'Meth Coffee' Launches", Jan. 12, 2007
- The Conservative Voice, "S.F. company launches 'Meth Coffee'", Jan. 12, 2007
- Live Science, "New Meth Coffee is Super-Caffeinated", Jan. 11, 2007
- EARTH Times, "Meth Coffee Launches with Super Caffeinated Brew", Jan. 12, 2007
- Food Ingredients First, "Meth Coffee Launches with Super Caffeinated Brew -- Food Ingredients First", Jan. 12, 2007
- Today's THV, Little Rock, AR "Meth Coffee Will Get You Going!", Jan. 11, 2007
- ValleyWag, Silicon Valley, "Meth Coffee", Jan. 12, 2007
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