The Mexican Word of the day

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Mexican Word of the Day: July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! JULYER

Mexican Word of the Day: Mushroom
Orale vato, when all my family gets in the car there's not mushroom!

Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken
My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself.

Mexican word of the day is Rectum
I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.

Mexican word of the day is Texas
My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at.

Mexican word of the day is Defender
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.

Mexican word of the day is Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?

Mexican word of the day is Cheese*
My girlfriend wants me to get her pregnant pero cheese crazy!
* This is the funniest one to me

Mexican word of the day is Brief
My homie farted bad that I couldn't brief.

Mexican word of the day is Cashew
I tried running after you but I couldn't cashew!

Mexican word of the day. BISHOP. The other day my ruca fell down the stairs and i had to pick the BISHOP.

Mexican word of the day BUDWEISER !

Mexican gets pulled over.
cop- have u been drinkin today ?
Mexican- me drink? tas loco !
Cop- im takin u to jail
Mexican- BUDWEISER ?!?!?!?

Mexican word of the day WHEELCHAIR

My homie was drinkin a bud light when I told him "hey vato wheres mine?"
He told me "dont worry WHEELCHAIR"

Updated 05/22/08

Mescan word of the day is Feces%u2026
I've been standing all day, and my feces hurt.

Another Mexican word for the day, 'Judo':

Homie gets in a fight for his life. He backs away from his opponent, takes a Martial Arts stance and says;

"Watch out Ese, I know Mexican Judo!"

Opponent laughingly replies; "What do you mean, Mexican Judo?"

Homie's response; "Pendejo, Judo know if I gotta knife o Judo know if I gotta a gun!"

Mexican word of the day is "disperse"
"Di-sperse" are going to beat the Lakers LOL! Only in Texas!

Here are a couple of new ones from 06/11/08:

WATER
My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

THIRSTY
So it was you I saw at Gualgrins buying Veeks last THIRSTY?

Added on 6/19/08

Urine - I was banging my ruca, she sceamed "URINE the wrong hole pendejo!"

Urine - Muevete a la chingada, URINE my way.

Pasturize - Yo vato, that bullet almost hit you. It went right PASTURIZE.