Is it better to be a cool dude, or be a nerd?   by MrLewisSmile

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Is it better to be cool, or a nerd? I shall answer this question using the exquisite example of Michael Jordan...

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Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.

Zzzzz.... 

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

What an investment! 

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If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

Hungry? 

If he decides to have a 5 minute boiled egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

Central Perk 

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

Acura NSK 

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

Per second 

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money as he earned it, they would do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

Golf 

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

A comfortable living 

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

100m 

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

Mr President 

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

...BUT! 

Game over

If Michael Jordan saved 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

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My name is Lewis, and I am the cool dude nerd who made this page.

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Hello! My name is Lewis.

I wrote this page because I want to make it easier for the people who are running into the same problem as I did. The problem of trying to fi...

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