Mighty Putty

DISAPPOINTED wrote

I BOUGHT THE MIGHTY PUTTY FOR MY MICROWAVE HANDLE I PUT IT ON AFTER I CLEAN THE SURFACE AND ALLOW IT 24 HOURS BEFORE I USE IT BUT IT KEEPS COMMING OFF OUR STRENGHT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO 350 POUNDS I HAVE TRIEDS THIS 4 TIMES. I GAVE UP I AM GOING TO BUY A NEW MICROWAVE.JUST GIVING YOU HEADS UP IT MAY WORK FOR YOU

Posted March 17, 2009

Sarah B sarahbertrand13@yahoo.com wrote

January 31, 2009
Dear Mighty Putty,

My name is Sarah Bertrand, and I am a 25 year old semi professional cage fighter who enjoys treasure, tiny ceramic flowers, and wildlife. More specifically, hamsters. Your product looks absolutely sensational that is not a word I throw around lightly), and Billy Mays is certainly a handsome man. But that is neither here nor there.

Your Mighty Putty boasts of being able to support 350 pounds, and be able to handle just about any repair that needs to be made; even with automobiles!! This, Mighty Putty, is the news Phil Schmeckle and I have been waiting for.

You see, Billy Mays, about a year ago I took in an injured hedgehog I named Phil Schmeckle, who was missing a leg. He was involved in an "incident" I vowed I would never speak of (he's sensitive), so I will disclose that he's been very self conscious, and obviously inconvenienced by his missing appendage, but I just don't make enough money to be able to afford such a tiny leg for him, nor do I have the means to construct one. Too bad they don't grow on trees! Actually, that would be one terrifying tree. If you see a leg tree, you should probably notify the authorities. Unless they're tiny! Then save one for me!

Where I'm going with this is I'm going to need those two tubes plus four additional tubes of Mighty Putty for $19.99 plus $8.95 shipping and handling, but I was wondering if you ship faster than the 3-4 weeks you have allotted for arrival? You can see the predicament I'm in, and Phil Schmeckle is so excited he can barely "stand" it! I've even told him maybe he'll be as fast as that cartoon version of himself, on that Sega Genesis video game! The blue one that's really fast?? Super Mario!

"Any job big or small, Mighty Putty repairs them all!!"

Phil Schmeckle and I look forward to this slogan definately and immediately coming true!! Thank you Mighty Putty. Or should I call you Jesus Putty?

Sincerely,
Sarah Bertrand

Posted January 31, 2009