Mind control at nightclubs

'Abandon your mental processes to external mind control,' a nightclub disclaimer placard was written in very small print, 'for your mind will be controlled in this nightclub. Whether it is the active nightclub mind control of a nightclub mind practitioner, or subliminal messages hidden in the DJ's music, or the neon signs that implant mind controlling messages, or simply giving your mind's control over to a body altered by the nightclub supplied alcohol, it matters not: but your mental processes will be manipulated.'

"Let's avoid this nightclub!" A pretty girl at the nightclub entrance pointed to the mind control message. "If our minds are controlled,' her voice was cautionary, "who knows what we will do?"

"We must go in there!" The other girl, dressed to the nines for a night out in the nightclubs, urged her girlfriend towards the door. Her eyes had quickly scanned the warning, before being drawn to the exciting neon and liquor signs above, as if her mind was already under the nightclub's control. "Because if our minds really are controlled,' this girl's voice rang with excitement while saying a similar sentence words, 'who knows what we will do!'

So the two night clubbing girls entered the nightclub. The one was wary and the other giddy, because their minds had already been controlled by the mixed subliminal message present in the bold neon signs and in the small printed warning.