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Dr. Evil's clone from Austin Powers' movies

If you've seen any of Austin Powers' movies, you know that Mini Me makes them funnier. He's short, he bites, and he has a temper, especially when it comes to daddy's son, Scott.

Learn more about Mini Me, and find out how to get your own Mini Me merchandise, dolls, voice boxes, and other weird toys you never knew you just HAD to have.

Reasons to love Mini Me

I have to admit - Mini-Me isn't quite as funny without Dr. Evil to pick fun of him. It's the combination of what Mini-Me does and how Dr. Evil reacts that makes him funny.

Mini Me's Favorite Things

Daddy
Mini Mr. Bigglesworth
Being evil
Chocolate
Humping the giant laser
Terrorizing Scott
Biting

Best quotes about Mini-Me

Dr. Evil: [whispers] Is he sleeping? Then I guess Mini-me doesn't want any?
Dr. Evil: [loudly] ?*chocolate*!
[Mini-me awakens]
Dr. Evil: All right, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out. C'mon.
[Everyone starts to leave]
Dr. Evil: Not you, Scottie. Not you, Number 2. Not you, Frau. Not you, Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something.
[Scott and Dr. Evil look at Mini Me]
Dr. Evil: Ohh, this is uncomfortable.
Goldmember: Heheheh, the tiny one can't take a hint, Heheheheh. He doesn't understand he's small.
[Mini Me's chair is malfunctioning and he's thrown into the rafters]
Dr. Evil: Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.
Dr. Evil: [Mini-Me is carried off into the rocket] Take special care of him.
[choking up with tears]
Dr. Evil: He's my special boy!
Dr. Evil: Mini Me, if I ever lost you I don't know what I would do.
[pauses]
Dr. Evil: I'd probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.
[Dr. Evil sings to Mini Me, to the tune of "Just the two of us"]
Dr. Evil: From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing. I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini Me, you complete me.
Dr. Evil: Mini Me, stop humping the "laser". Honest to God! Why don't you and the giant "laser" get a fricken room for God's sakes?
Fat Bastard: [to Mini Me] I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.