REAL Mayonaise vs. The Devil's Condiment (Miracle Whip)

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REAL Mayonaise vs. The Devil's Condiment (Miracle Whip)

Mayo connoisseurs, unite! Hold the CRAP, please. Keep that nasty, poor excuse for a condiment away from my sandwiches and salads, thank you very much. Unfortunately, I'm forced to keep a (tiny) jar of Miracle Whip in my fridge (in the back, of course) because my husband likes it instead of REAL mayonaise. We all have our faults. But the very smell of it makes my stomach turn. It's almost as bad as... mustard!

YOUR TURN! 

REAL Mayonaise vs. The Devil's Condiment (Miracle Whip)

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Mike says:

You hate mustard?
I can't debate condiments with someone who doesn't like mustard.

hal says:

Miracle whip should be banned. Especially by establishments that put it on hamburgers.

ChineseKitesforKids says:

Yack! Miracle Whip is nasty! Nasty, nasty, nasty!!

purplelady says:

REAL people only use REAL Mayonaise! I grew up eating tuna salad (one of my favorite things btw) made with Miracle Whip and chopped sweet pickles. Now that I am REAL people, I hate it that way. My way to make tuna salad is with REAL Mayonaise and chopped dill pickles and celery. Oh, and another thought: Salad dressing is supposed to be shaken well and POURED on your lettuce salad.

K8 says:

the difference is quite clear on the labels. hellman's is MAYONNAISE while Miracle Crap is SALAD DRESSING. While I think even the idea of putting this stuff on a salad is completely frightening, it says it right on the label - teh Kraft product is not for sandwiches. Not in my lifetime.

Jim10 says:

I had Miracle Whip a few times and it is horrible. It is absolutely no substitute for Mayo.

Todd says:

If you want Miracle Whip, why don't you just chug a 5th of vinegar instead and chase it down with some rancid yogurt! Mayo is for the great people!!

No way, Monkeybrain!

Miracle Jim says:

Mayo is for people with no REAL sense of taste! It is bland. It is REALLY without flavor. Miracle Whip has that exciting "tangy zip" that can't be beat on sandwiches, in salads and in every fridge! I love it!

Spencer says:

Grow up there two different items Mayo is Mayo and this type of Salad Dressing is just that Miracle Whip cam at a time when you Mayo Lover could not afford it There tow different items deal with it and in a world where mayo lover can not have it any more do to the oil,. all i will say is welcome aboard,. but if any it is not and never was an imitation of mayo Never was never will be

Rick says:

Miricle Whip is just enhanced Mayo with sugar, spices, and vinegar. which is exactly why it's classified as a salad dressing. I prefer t WW over mayo on my sandwiches. regular mayo is a little bland for my tastes.

Norma_Budden says:

I could not imagine using Miracle Whip as a salad dressing. However, I enjoy the taste of it and make all my salads with it. I always use it for sandwiches, unless of course, I choose to use mustard...but, personally, the closest I go to a jar of Mayonnaise is in the aisle at the grocery store, since it's sitting beside the jar of Miracle Whip (which I intend to buy.)

Robyn_Abbatiello says:

No way I love Miracle Whip! It makes anything made with mayo taste so much better.

 

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