HERE'S WHAT I THINK
The Moon is Made of Cheese
Just look at it. The moon is a giant block of blue cheese. It's not moon rock, it's freaking cheese, man! Why do you think it has all those holes? Every time the astronauts launch their pods up there, they load the shuttle full of cheese. Then they sell all the cheese to Costco when they get back to town. How do you think they pay for all those pieces parts it takes to make the dang blasted space ships in the first place!?!!?!?
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The Moon is Made of Cheese

Yes, you're right!
BOB MARLEY says:
Of course ur right n u wanna noe how humans were made a big dino mommy bird laid a giant egg and everyones great grea great great great great grea great great great....ahh u get the point lots of great dad came and thts how everyones family came
mark mallone says:
duh it all makes sense now the moon is a giant ball of chese :D
chow says:
got no idea about that
CHEESE WIZZZZZZ says:
i think it is made out of CHEESE WIZZZZZZ
clive says:
its freaking cheese man
leerk says:
the moon is made of cheese i will prove it someday
Bobby Ringo says:
I have to admit that although I loathe people who have no sense of humor ... reading their blogs can be very entertaining. So angry over the simple suggestion the moon is made of chesse? Really? Name calling, suggestions of mental illness ... I'm sure Dr. Phil would have fun them on his show. I just assumed everyone has accepted the fact by now that the moon is made of cheese. I just thank God that NASA is subsidizing the cost of bringing it home ... otherwise, we would be making fake cheese on earth and charging a sin tax like whiskey, tabacco and other high dollar items that people become addicted to. Yea for NASA... yea for cheese! I'm going to eat some right now...
HANKROCKS! says:
yea THANK YOU! ive been trying to tell my teacher that foreva! haha lol
Judson says:
Come on guys, theres the milky way out there, just some left over to make a cheese moon with 'graters' all over it! who put the 'moo' in moon? and sometimes the moon is even 'waxing' like the real stuff.. I better stop Im freaking out now.
stacy ;) says:
IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!everyone laughed at me when i said it but i know its true :)
megan says:
NOMNOMNOM
GlitchColonel says:
you are probably right on that but knowbody knows anything so we don't know for real
Schmed says:
I agree good sir
mario says:
damn straight it is!
med says:
is not made of cheese
Rob says:
Must be made of cheese some say swiss cheese
emma says:
it is made of cheese so astronauts can go to space and eat it. I think the spots on the moon are made of pepperoni.
poppyisthebest says:
is neil armstrong real? im a curious fella!
sid says:
U HAVE TO BE RITE OMGOMGOMGOMG
lollipop says:
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No way, Monkeybrain!
tori says:
the moon is not made out fo chesse!? tht would be crazy! lol but it would make it easyier to get chesse if it was edible!?
necy says:
ummmm no i think it would have made the world stink
Brian_Abbott says:
A curious lens. Is this a low fat cheese lens?
andy t says:
it def0 not made a chese coz thr's to much stuff 2 do wi chees in space alreadi, luk at dis guy: http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/22000/Cheese-Space-Station-22259.jpg
stella says:
everytime i felt a gravitational pull, i could not hold the big ball of dairy product
stephanie says:
Full moon dick cheese
mahi says:
i dont think so because if it was ever made with cheese the gravitational pull could not have hold a big ball of the dairy product. i m in earth science so i know. it is just a myth
Ghousts says:
Its made up of craters god its not made up of cheese
anna says:
no the cheese isnt made out of cheese there craters.
caca says:
your all stupid and childish who the fuck is gonna believe that the the moon is made of cheese.. seriously? hahaha
Mia says:
Ur BS
Ysabelli says:
uuh.. you are totes wrong! cheese comes from milk duhur!
massie says:
cheese is from milk duh not the freakin moon!
xD says:
wow its made of cheese! LIKE I BELIEVE THAT!!
poppy says:
idiot
D. says:
http://www.dconsortium.org/Orpheus/GreeneCheeseMoon.htm
Nelly Welly says:
MOON CHEESE!!!!!!!! The moon is infact Noel Fielding covered in cream chatting nonsense so screw you all!!!!
sana says:
u are so stupid if the moon was made of chesse it would stink like hell! and it would melt by the sun and stink more!
blake ruiz says:
i say that yu are a retarded fag that doesnt know what hes tlking about and needs an education and that yu deserve a big fatty rip for being such a gay douch
sergio Esparza says:
yall niggas retarded for thinkin that
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