Motorcycle Shirts Are Crazy Shirts

Some people have been known to prejudge bikers based on the type of clothing they wear. You have the full leather wearer, the jeans & leather wearer, the jeans & t-shirt wearer, the jeans & tank top wearer, the jeans & no shirt wearer, the shorts wearer with the same combination of shirts, the polo shirt preppy biker & the business suit. The business suit & polo shirt wearers are considered by society to be the safest, most docile type biker to be around but beware, they are probably the most dangerous. They are likely to be Lawyers!

The motorcycle shirts I like the best are the T's because they tend to be the most fun. The T-shirts almost always have either: an event the biker has attended, an attitude, a smart assed saying, a crazy picture or a combination there of. Other than group, gang or club t-shirts, there are no specific types of shirt that you can call proper biker wear, although 99% of all male bikers agree that the smaller and more revealing the shirt, the better when it comes to female wear.

A nice selection of men's and women's motorcycle shirts can be found almost anywhere bikers congregate. They can also be found at department stores, T-shirt shops, and various web sites on the internet. Being a bit twisted and loving a good joke the way I do, my favorite motorcycle shirts have sayings printed on them like: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off", "If you can read this I can slam on my brakes & sue you!", "Live to Ride, Ride to Live", "Ride it like you stole it", "Silly yuppie trailers are for boats" and of course the old standby "Gas, Grass or Ass, no one rides for free"

If you are in the mood to cause everyone to do a double take you can wear the almost motorcycle shirts which consist of body paint & no clothing, that'll grab some eyes! A nice comment printed across your body paint T like "Eliminate Crack" while yours is showing would be a great attention getter! Some other options are sleeveless or a tank top with the same sayings. Either way, a nice matching skull cap is a great add on and sunscreen should be considered a must.

There are great skin protection & repair products out there but very few specifically made with bikers in mind. Most are actually made for the beach goers, great for water but what about 75 mile per hour winds. Riding your bike exposes your skin to hurricane force winds, the blazing sun & road mites (bugs, rocks & stuff). You can either protect it and/or fix it later. When I'm out being a badass biker I think smelling like a coconut or a fruit goes against the image I'm trying to portray. The last thing I need is some big ass plastic bottle or tube I have no place for. I get my elements protection & repair from "Shtuff For Bikers". These products have the look and have crazy names like Red Neck Repellent, Freekin Amazin Crap and Old Fart Spray. The best part though is that this crap actually works!