Can you define yourself in terms of muppets?

The muppets are a quite a group of personalities. Each fuzzy little character has such a distinct personality type that I believe every person can be described perfectly by 2-4 muppets.

Miss Piggy is a strong woman oozing in self confidence. Animal is all about four things: drumming, eating, sleeping, and women. Statler and Waldorf are just cantankerous and old. Prairie Dawn is kind, innocent and optimistic. Gonzo is a lost soul trying to find himself. Bunsen and Beeker are science nerds. And, Lew Zealand just likes to throw fish.

Link a few muppets together to describe yourself. I, for example, would be a Zoot-Janice- Pepe-Crazy Harry. That would be a laid back woman with a snarky sense of humor who is perhaps a bit crazy (and likes to see things go BOOM).

What kind of person are you, in terms of muppet characters?