Welcome Band Nerds!
God gave everyone a sense of humor to brighten up our days! Although our tastes differ, musicians need a good laugh, too! Take a break from your hard practicing to enjoy a few LOL's. By the way, the Band Nerd Welcome was meant in great affection! Whether you were labeled band nerd, band geek, bando, orch dork, choir queer, or whatever, we all share some funny experiences. :)
My dear daughter always tells me, "That's not funny, Mom". So, I will spare you my jokes and puns, and instead offer you a collection of other ones on the web. There are some old ones and new ones, hysterically funny ones and terrible ones to shake your head at. I tried to list them by instrument type so you may pick your instrument, or have a laugh at instruments you do not like! I found it interesting in the styles of jokes by different instrument players ~ even the set-up and punch lines of the same jokes are delivered in different ways according to the instrument!
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Beethoven's 5th Ha-phony - yeah, I know, it's bad.
(Sorry, I won't do it again.)
What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? by shackleford
I guarantee that no matter what instrument you play, you will be insulted. But, keep a light heart, my fellow musicians. The ones I laughed hardest at were the ones about my instruments! Chill and have fun!
Contents at a Glance
Where to Find a Musicial Ha Ha
Music Jokes, Puns, & Stories
- **The Canonical List of Band Jokes**
- This one is new to this page. It's one of my favorites! It has jokes on most aspects of music. Enjoy!!
- Music Jokes
- Original name for a website, huh?
- Music Jokes
- Singing, Composers, Terms, and other Stuff
- Other Music Jokes
- Conductors, Critics, Soundmen, Blues Musicians, Bagpipes, Color Guard, Guitars, Piano & Keyboards, Harmonica, Accordions
- Music Humor
- Instruments, Blues, Guide to the Orchestra, German Piano Lessons, A Glossary of Musical Terms, Literature, Country Western, and many more twisted categories of humor.
- Instrument Jokes from MIT
- String, Piano, Woodwind, Brass, Percussion Jokes
Vocalist & Chorus Jokes
Folk / Rock / Popular / Country / Jazz / Blues Music and Instruments
Conductor Jokes
"A Player's Guide for Keeping Conductors in Line"
Musician Jokes
Miscellaneous
"Haydn's Chopin Liszt at Vivaldi's"
Musical Definitions & Stories
Orchestra Personnel Standards - Spence's Music Jokes
- Jokes about: Music and Musicians in General ~ Types of Music ~ Woodwinds, Strings, Brass, Percussion, Keyboards, Voice, Conductors, Marching Bands, and More!
- "World's Best Musical Jokes"
- Variety of jokes about all the families of instruments, styles of music, and others.
- Musical Instrument Jokes Galore
- In several categories including general music.
Cafe Press' Music Humor
Hello, my name is Bandnerd
What Happens in the Bandroom Stays in There
The Sound of Silence
In the Great School of Life, All Halls Lead to the Band Room ...
Band Geek & Proud of It!
More LOL
- The Jazz Jam Session Primer
- Unique from the other humor sites.
- Music Pranks
- Musicians and Instrument Jokes ~ Music Quotes ~ Funny Cartoons ~ More Jokes
- Band "Humour"
- Band Members as Food Items ~ Character of Brass Band Personnel ~ Banding Jokes ~ Musical Terms ~ Quotes & Tips of the Week
- Courtney's Music Site ~ Music Jokes!
- Two pages of ha-has!
I freakin' love Band Camp.
Top 10 Signs You Are a Band Nerd
Band >
Marching Band: What is the football team doing on our field?
For Proud Marching Band Geeks ~ Like Me!
- You're a Band Nerd when...
- I'm not sure if this is good or not, but almost every one of these fit me ... and many of my friends.
- The Official Band Dictionary
- A list of terms that any marching band members will especially appreciate and understand!
- Band Humor
- From "Things to do when you are bored in band" ~ "The Power of Duct Tape" ~ "Band-Nerdian Rhapsody" ~ "Top 25 Things for a Band Nerd to do while in a Non-Band Class" ~ "Conductor & Composer Humor" ~ and many more interesting humor themes.
- Band Geek
- "What does it really mean?"
- Band Stuff
- "You know you've been in band too long when..." and more.
- Bandland
- A ton of categories to sit back and get a good laugh with! Such as: "830 Signs You Might Be a Band Nerd" ~ "Murphy's Laws of Music" ~ "Full Band Humor"
- Band Jokes
- Lightbulb Change ~ Knock, Knock ~ Instruments ~ Miscellaneous
- Ode to Band
- Over 700 Band Nerd Jokes ~ Parodies ~ ABC List ~ Top 10s
Band Directors
Miracles and Music Teachers by musicteachershirts
During The Day I Dress Up Like A Music Teacher by professiongifts
Music Teacher..Assume I Am Never Wrong by musicteachershirts
Nothing scares me ... I teach high school band!
Conductor, Off Duty
Marching Band ~ If it were any easier, they would call it football.
When I Want Your Opinion I Will Beam You With My Baton
Eat, Sleep, Conduct
What would Sousa do?
I used to have a life. Now, I'm a band director.
Band Nerd: You Want to be Me!
Band: More than an Adventure, It's a Way of Life
Guard: Hug me ... Kiss me ... Love me ... But Don't Touch My Flag!
Queen of the Band: Drum Major (They have King of the Band, also, gents!)
Music Lenses
Some music education lenses I'm constantly working on.
Woodwinds
- Woodwind Jokes
- I have to say as a woodwind player, these are funny, but absolutely untrue ... Hey, why are you laughing at that statement?
- Top 36 Things to do with Broken Reeds
- Parting is such sweet sorrow....
- Woodwind Humor
- Scroll down in the middle
Woodwind Players :)
Jazz Flute
Where flutes go, treble follows!
Sax - Brass & Woodwind ... The Best of Both Worlds
If a piccolo is played in a forest, and there is no one around to hear it, is it still out of tune?
Eb Baritone Saxophone - The Heart of the Band
You'll take my bassoon when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
Piccolo: Band Dept.
In Case of Emergency - Save My Oboe First!
Brass
- The Trumpet Room
- Humorous sayings and tips for trumpet players
- The Trumpeter's Handbook of Law
- No doubt this was written by a brass player :)
- French Horn Jokes
- Other horn stuff here, too.
Brass Players
Back away from the trombone and nobody gets hurt!
Danger - Touching the French Horn may result in severe bodily injury!
We are the trumpets ... you are the rest of the band.
Tuba ... Nope, I just drag it around for the exercise!
Brass!
Baritone Player Hot Air by Danger_Instrument
Baritone of Doom by marchingbandstuff
Back Away From The Trumpet by Awesome_Musician
Danger Blasting Zone by TempermentalMusician
Cold Brass White by TempermentalMusician
French French Horn by TempermentalMusician
Trumpeting Elephant by TempermentalMusician
Stand Back Trumpet by VaneWimsey
To Play Trumpet by 1000suns
It's a trumpet thing by xxzetsumeitokoxx
I've got a trombone, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Tuba - God's Gift to Marching Band
It's a Euphonium ... yoo-foh-nee-uhm
Percussion
- Percussion Jokes
- Percussionists are such fun people!
- Drum Jokes
- A fun variety of drummer jokes
- Drum Bum
- Jokes and stories about and for drummers
- Drum Jokes
- Uhm ... on this page you will find drum jokes!
- The Drummer Jokes Page
- Many Q's and A's about drummers.
- Percussive Humor
- Sorry percussion friends, but a few of these did make me LOL!
- Ice Drum Kit
- Clever ~ this and other drum videos are found at this site.
Percussionists
I Hit Stuff With Sticks
Proud to Be in the Pit
Drum Line - The Real Heartbeat of America
I'm not Egocentric ... I'm a Snare Drummer
Percussion!
Strings
- String Jokes
- ...
- Humor Lounge
- Pictures for cello and string players.
Voice
- Choir Jokes
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- Vocalist
- "Singing and Musicians Jokes & Fun Stuff"
- Singers & Choir Jokes
- Other music laugh categories, also.
Share Your Musical Funnies!
Okay, my musical friends, I know you all have funny stories, puns, and jokes to tell about music related things. Please tell your humorous tales below - only 'G' rated materials will be allowed here.
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What happens at band camp STAYS at band camp!
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Jazz Musician Joke
What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?
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Your Links to Funny Music Websites!
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Band Parents & Former Bandos
Pit Crew
It's Cool ... I'm with the Band
Football??? We're here to see the band!!!
Band Mom
Marching Band Groupie
Marching Band Parent: $ Band Camp, Uniforms, Practices, Lessons, Instruments, Fundraisers, Busy & Broke!
World's Coolest Band Parent!
Piano
- Piano Paradise
- Humor & Trivia
- Piano Jokes
- About pianos and pianists.
- Piano Man
- Piano Jokes, Stories, and Quotes
- The Piano Place
- Piano Humor and Trivia
- Piano Jokes
- Instead of tickling the ivories, tickle your funny bone! :)
- Video Piano Jokes
- Piano funnies with Victor Borge, Dustin Hoffman, and others.
Music Theory!
I'm a Fermata, Hold Me! by toddfamily88
Music Police. by notreallysoapy
What Part OfDon't You Understand?? by carriebethallen
I'm a Natural by cloverbelledesigns
Accent by TempermentalMusician
Short With Me by TempermentalMusician
Off-Beat Musician by TempermentalMusician
High Note by TempermentalMusician
I've Got Treble by TempermentalMusician
Better In The Practice Room by Music_Major
More Than Practicing by Music_Major
Normal Musician by Music_Major
JOKESTER - Joke Shirts by Karatesize
Supermarket by lookcrazy
Sometimes You Have To Take A Stand! by TempermentalMusician
Who is Off Key Keychain by funnyjokes
One Time At Band Camp by Lizkins07
Instruments & Sheet Music
Where to find great deals!
Musical Amusements!
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Hope you enjoyed a good laugh!
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piarejuden
May 21, 2012 @ 5:36 pm | delete
- These are funny! Thanks for the share ...and the laugh.. God bless!
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PuttinUpWithSuzy
Apr 30, 2012 @ 8:45 pm | delete
- Some funny stuff! Your woodwind links don't work anymore.
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TheCandle
Apr 28, 2012 @ 9:59 pm | delete
- Being a band director, I've heard just about everything, but some of these were new and lots of fun. Thanks for sharing!
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jsr54
Apr 21, 2012 @ 9:55 am | delete
- That was great! Thanks for the smiles this morning!
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- You lens put me in a great joyful mood! LOL
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