Welcome Band Nerds!
God gave everyone a sense of humor to brighten up our days! Although our tastes differ, musicians need a good laugh, too! Take a break from your hard practicing to enjoy a few LOL's. By the way, the Band Nerd Welcome was meant in great affection! Whether you were labelled band nerd, band geek, bando, orch dork, choir queer, or whatever, we all share some funny experiences. :)
My dear daughter always tells me, "That's not funny, Mom". So, I will spare you my jokes and puns, and instead offer you a collection of other ones on the web. There are some old ones and new ones, hysterically funny ones and terrible ones to shake your head at. I tried to list them by instrument type so you may pick your instrument, or have a laugh at instruments you do not like! I found it interesting in the styles of jokes by different instrument players ~ even the set-up and punch lines of the same jokes are delivered in different ways according to the instrument!
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Beethoven's 5th Ha-phony - yeah, I know, it's bad.
(Sorry students, I won't do it again.)
I guarantee that no matter what instrument you play, you will be insulted. But, keep a light heart, my fellow musicians. The ones I laughed hardest at were the ones about my instruments! Chill and have fun!
Where to Find a Musicial Ha Ha
- Music Jokes
- Original name for a website, huh?
- Music Jokes
- Singing, Composers, Terms, and other Stuff
- Other Music Jokes
- Conductors, Critics, Soundmen, Blues Musicians, Bagpipes, Color Guard, Guitars, Piano & Keyboards, Harmonica, Accordions
- Music Humor
- Instruments, Blues, Guide to the Orchestra, German Piano Lessons, A Glossary of Musical Terms, Literature, Country Western, and many more twisted categories of humor.
- Instrument Jokes from MIT
- String, Piano, Woodwind, Brass, Percussion Jokes
Vocalist & Chorus Jokes
Folk / Rock / Popular / Country / Jazz / Blues Music and Instruments
Conductor Jokes
"A Player's Guide for Keeping Conductors in Line"
Musician Jokes
Miscellaneous
"Haydn's Chopin Liszt at Vivaldi's"
Musical Definitions & Stories
Orchestra Personnel Standards - Spence's Music Jokes
- Jokes about: Music and Musicians in General ~ Types of Music ~ Woodwinds, Strings, Brass, Percussion, Keyboards, Voice, Conductors, Marching Bands, and More!
- "World's Best Musical Jokes"
- Variety of jokes about all the families of instruments, styles of music, and others.
- Musical Instrument Jokes Galore
- In several categories including general music.
Cafe Press' Music Humor
Hold Me!
Treble Maker
E = Fb Musician's Theory of Relativity
Hello, my name is Bandnerd
What Happens in the Bandroom Stays in There
Can you Handel it?
Got Music
The Sound of Silence
Music (in symbols)
More LOL
- The Jazz Jam Session Primer
- Unique from the other humor sites.
- Music Pranks
- Musicians and Instrument Jokes ~ Music Quotes ~ Funny Cartoons ~ More Jokes
- Band "Humour"
- Band Members as Food Items ~ Character of Brass Band Personnel ~ Banding Jokes ~ Musical Terms ~ Quotes & Tips of the Week
I freakin' love Band Camp.
Top 10 Signs You Are a Band Nerd
This One Time at Band Camp ...
Band > Sports
In the Great School of Life, All Halls Lead to the Band Room ...
Marching Band: What is the football team doing on our field?
Band Geek & Proud of It!
It's a Band Thing ... You Wouldn't Get It
For all Proud Marching Band Geeks ~ Like Me!
- You're a Band Nerd when...
- I'm not sure if this is good or not, but almost every one of these fit me ... and many of my friends.
- The Official Band Dictionary
- A list of terms that any marching band members will especially appreciate and understand!
- Band Humor
- From "Things to do when you are bored in band" ~ "The Power of Duct Tape" ~ "Band-Nerdian Rhapsody" ~ "Top 25 Things for a Band Nerd to do while in a Non-Band Class" ~ "Conductor & Composer Humor" ~ and many more interesting humor themes.
- Band Geek
- "What does it really mean?"
- Band Stuff
- "You know you've been in band too long when..." and more.
- Bandland
- A ton of categories to sit back and get a good laugh with! Such as: "830 Signs You Might Be a Band Nerd" ~ "Murphy's Laws of Music" ~ "Full Band Humor"
- Band Jokes
- Lightbulb Change ~ Knock, Knock ~ Instruments ~ Miscellaneous
- Ode to Band
- Over 700 Band Nerd Jokes ~ Parodies ~ ABC List ~ Top 10s
Band Directors
Conductor, Off Duty
Marching Band ~ If it were any easier, they would call it football.
When I Want Your Opinion I Will
Eat, Sleep, Conduct
Drum Major
I Love Band Camp
What would Sousa do?
I used to have a life. Now, I'm a band director.
Music Lenses
Some music education lenses I'm constantly working on.
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Orchestra: The String Family Lapbook Unit
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Super, spectacular symphonic string instruments! Soothingly sing along with the slow, slippery, sliding bow strokes or skip along with the spirited, sparkling, staccato sounds of strings! Beautiful string instruments have existed far back in human h...
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Orchestra: Brass Family Lapbook Unit
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Imagine ... a breezy, beautiful day below the big blue sky ... a brass band begins to step to the bold beat of the bass drum. The sun brightly bounces off the bells of the beaming brass instruments ... then you hear it, the boisterous, blowing of th...
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Orchestra Lapbook Unit
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The grand sounds of a symphony orchestra ~ especially a live one ~are so beautiful! Come find orchestra websites, teaching resources, kid's music sites, worksheets, flash cards, lapbooks and other materials, games, videos, cds, and adventures for mus...
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Orchestra: The Percussion Family Lapbook Unit
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The percussion family ~ what a broad range of instruments! Percussion instruments are used in every style of music from classical, rock, folk, jazz, ... to any kind! Percussion music may be very simple that even the youngest child can play to extrem...
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Orchestra: Woodwind Family Lapbook Unit
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Wonderful wild whistling woodwinds winding through the wind! Come find out more about them!
Woodwinds
- Woodwind Jokes
- I have to say as a woodwind player, these are funny, but absolutely untrue ... Hey, why are you laughing at that statement?
- Top 36 Things to do with Broken Reeds
- Parting is such sweet sorrow....
- Woodwind Humor
- Scroll down in the middle
Woodwind Players :)
Jazz Flute
Where flutes go, treble follows!
Sax - Brass & Woodwind ... The Best of Both Worlds
If a piccolo is played in a forest, and there is no one around to hear it, is it still out of tune?
Eb Baritone Saxophone - The Heart of the Band
You'll take my bassoon when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
Piccolo: Band Dept.
In Case of Emergency - Save My Oboe First!
Brass
- Brass Jokes
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- The Trumpet Room
- Humorous sayings and tips for trumpet players
- Brass Humor
- Scroll down the page.
- The Trumpeter's Handbook of Law
- No doubt this was written by a brass player :)
- French Horn Jokes
- Other horn stuff here, too.
- Brass Bands - Humour
- Ton of brass and other links for fun.
Brass Players
Back away from the trombone and nobody gets hurt!
Danger - Touching the French Horn may result in severe bodily injury!
We are the trumpets ... you are the rest of the band.
Tuba ... Nope, I just drag it around for the exercise!
With a name like mellophone, it's got to be good.
I've got a trombone, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Tuba - God's Gift to Marching Band
It's a Euphonium ... yoo-foh-nee-uhm
Percussion
- Percussion Jokes
- Percussionists are such fun people!
- Drum Jokes
- A fun variety of drummer jokes
- Drum Bum
- Jokes and stories about and for drummers
- Drum Jokes
- Uhm ... on this page you will find drum jokes!
- The Drummer Jokes Page
- Many Q's and A's about drummers.
- Percussive Humor
- Sorry percussion friends, but a few of these did make me LOL!
- Ice Drum Kit
- Clever ~ this and other drum videos are found at this site.
Percussionists
I Hit Stuff With Sticks
Proud to Be in the Pit
Drum Line - The Real Heartbeat of America
I'm not Egocentric ... I'm a Snare Drummer
Strings
- String Jokes
- ...
- Humor Lounge
- Pictures for cello and string players.
Voice
- Choir Jokes
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- Vocalist
- "Singing and Musicians Jokes & Fun Stuff"
- Singers & Choir Jokes
- Other music laugh categories, also.
Share Your Musical Funnies!
Okay, my musical friends, I know you all have funny stories, puns, and jokes to tell about music related things. Please tell your humorous tales below - only 'G' rated materials will be allowed here.
Band Parents & Former Bandos
Pit Crew
It's Cool ... I'm with the Band
Football??? We're here to see the band!!!
Band Parent ... Band Alum
Band Mom
Marching Band Groupie
Marching Band Parent: $ Band Camp, Uniforms, Practices, Lessons, Instruments, Fundraisers, Busy & Broke!
World's Coolest Band Parent!
Piano
- Piano Paradise
- Humor & Trivia
- Piano Jokes
- About pianos and pianists.
- Piano Man
- Piano Jokes, Stories, and Quotes
- The Piano Place
- Piano Humor and Trivia
- Piano Jokes
- Instead of tickling the ivories, tickle your funny bone! :)
- Video Piano Jokes
- Piano funnies with Victor Borge, Dustin Hoffman, and others.
Instruments & Sheet Music
Where to find great deals!
There are many places online to find quality sheet music ~ here are two of my favorites. They both have an excellent variety of music publishers and materials for you to select.
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Hope you enjoyed a good laugh!
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- Heather426 Heather426 Oct 24, 2009 @ 11:01 am
- Love it! We have lots of band geeks in our family. ~Blessed by an angel~
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- Irenemaria Irenemaria Sep 18, 2009 @ 3:06 am
- We need to smile more. Thank you for helping out. I have lensrolled this to all my music lenses. Hope that Vivaldi and Bach like that too =)
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- KimGiancaterino KimGiancaterino Sep 7, 2009 @ 3:36 pm
- I live with two bass players, so we're always telling music jokes at our house. Excellent resource! Blessed and featured on my Squid Angel Diary this week.
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Who am I?
My Bio
Shout for joy to the LORD, all the earth. Worship the LORD with gladness; come before him with joyful songs! Psalm 100:1-2
Hi! My name is Pamela and I am a Christian homeschool mom to three awesome children and wife to a darling man for 19 years. I love teaching and working with children! Before homeschooling, I was a music teacher in a Christian school and truly enjoyed it! I still teach private piano, flute, clarinet, and saxophone lessons in my home, along with group music lessons in music theory, music history, and student ensembles. This is my 20th year! I have been blessed with so many wonderful students. I also perform in several local churches, ensembles, and orchestras in a variety of settings. Thanks for stopping by! :D Come visit me sometime at our homeschool blog - JOY Christian School, or my music education blog - Joyful Songs!
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