My Brain Is Fabulous. Don't You Wish You Had One?

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My Most Prized Possession: My Brain

The mind. The brain. The old noggin.

Yup. That's my most prized possession. Everyday I think, "Wow brain. You're amazing. Let's be BFF!"

This lens is about my most fabulous possession, my brain. This lens is also co-authored by my brain, so you will get some amazing insight into what it's like to be a brain.

Photo by jepoirrier.

Why So Fabulous, Brain? 

My brain waves. Let me show you them.

My brain can do all kinds of fabulous stuff, but here's a bulleted list. Why? Because brains like bulleted lists. That's why.
  • My brain can go anywhere. It's a perpetual open ticket to any place in (or not in) the universe.
  • My brain is so uber sexy, that at any time, it can call anyone up for a date and they'll come running. It's pretty super.
  • My brain remembers stuff. All kinds of stuff. It remembers stuff from my childhood through last week. Pretty nifty, huh?
  • My brain entertains me while I'm asleep. My brain knows I need sleep, but it doesn't want me to be bored, so it says, "Hey there. Let me show you some cool stuff. Today, we're going to be traveling to Chick-Fil-A on Mars."

Why Is Your Brain Awesome? 

Do you own an amazing brain? Tell me why your brain is so fabulous. My brain wants to know (don't make it jealous - okay, maybe you should).

Brain Training Games

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My brain does the hokey pokey and it turns itself around.

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Best Use of a Brain in a Movie or TV Show? 

Seems I'm not the only one obsessed with brains. So are these people.

Heroes - Sylar Likes Da Brains

Heroes - Sylar Likes Da Brains

On Heroes, Sylar steals the brains of others with more...0 points

Scanners - Exploding Brains

Scanners - Exploding Brains

With that iconic scene of a man's exploding head, more...0 points

House, M.D. - Head Doc

House, M.D. - Head Doc

If your brain is having problems, call Dr. House. more...0 points

Identity - (Insert Reason of Your Own Here)

Identity - (Insert Reason of Your Own Here)

To say anything more would give away the ending.0 points

Shaun of the Dead - Eating Brains?

Shaun of the Dead - Eating Brains?

There's only one person who'd probably enjoy my br more...0 points

She Got Brains and She Knows How to Use Them! 

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