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Tell me why you or your rabbit hate me.

From the lens My bunny hates me, and you can too....

  • klieneine Feb 21, 2012 @ 5:55 pm | delete
    Great Story. Our Bunny Caesar had the same problem of the poopy butt, after many changes to his diet we found that switching his pellet brand to one with a much higher fiber content cleared the problem right up. Hopefully Little Bun is Doing well. Best of Luck with the Bunny Love. At least you are above bathroom on the list.
  • rlmodranski Feb 16, 2012 @ 4:00 pm | delete
    OH, but we are not non-existent!!! We, your readers, are here, we are here!!! I LOVE your story! Thanks so much for sharing. Today is "Do a Grouch a Favor" day, and I'm afraid, although you don't really sound all that grouchy, your title hooked me! So, I'm selecting you as my Grouch who needs a favor! Hope Little bun continues to warm up to you!
  • Elhamstero Nov 3, 2011 @ 4:00 pm | delete
    I've got a rabbit (Jack). He's always been a sweetie but I've heard that female rabbits can be grumpy.
  • ColorPetGifts Apr 27, 2011 @ 10:16 pm | delete
    I really enjoyed this lens- too funny! Wondering if you've made any more bunny love headway? Squid angel blessed -:)
  • BuckHawk Feb 14, 2011 @ 10:04 am | delete
    Just flying over to drop some Angel Dust on this hilarious attempt to make me laugh (success). Featured on Angel Flys Over Small Animals.
  • VickiSims Jan 14, 2011 @ 11:59 pm | delete
    I've never had a rabbit, but enjoyed your adventures in bunny love. I hope you too can work it out.
  • 2muchtrash Jan 11, 2011 @ 9:32 pm | delete
    While I have no experience with bunnies whatsoever, this has entertained me alot! Great lens and worthy of a SquidAngel blessing!
  • MikeEssex Jan 8, 2011 @ 4:40 pm | delete
    Clear and funny. Do animals ever do what we want them too?
  • sandralynnsparks Oct 5, 2010 @ 3:24 pm | delete
    In my work with ghost hunting, we nickname the ugly spirits bunnies. I will not let one of my rabbits hate you. I will keep them far away... I love this lens!
  • seegreen Sep 13, 2010 @ 7:27 am | delete
    Never had a rabbit, not sure if I want to now! Too funny. Blessed by an Angel.
  • stargazer00 Sep 9, 2010 @ 8:47 pm | delete
    I'm back to check on your progress with Little Bun and to tell you I still think this lens is hilarious!
  • Othercat Aug 19, 2010 @ 2:57 am | delete
    lmao! This is great. I hope you find the bunny love you seek!
  • Swisstoons Aug 17, 2010 @ 7:28 am | delete
    Funny funny lens! Favoriting and all that other good stuff. Gotta go back to Twitter (which is where I discovered you) and do the follow thing. Joining your Zazzle fan club, as well. Have I forgotten anything? Oh, yeah. Nominating you for the Nobel Peace Prize. (worth a shot)
  • vallain Aug 13, 2010 @ 7:29 pm | delete
    I can't resist giving advice here since I raised rabbits as a kid. Rabbits like to be gently scratched behind the ears. If they feel insecure when you pick them up, give it plenty of support and hide it's face in the crook of your arm. Hugs are threatening to a rabbit whose instincts say big creatures want to grab and eat it.
  • allthatiscute Aug 13, 2010 @ 9:26 pm | delete
    Thank you for the advice. I guess I hadn't really thought how the last entry sounded or that it would be taken very seriously so let me clarify, I don't really ever squeeze her and oh how I would love to pinch those cute little cheeks, but its really just gentle hugs and kisses. My new mission is really about making an effort to handle her as much as possible. I will try the face in the crook my arm, I am sure she will like that - or she may try to chew off my arm, we'll see :) Thanks!
  • Wednesday_Elf Aug 13, 2010 @ 7:07 pm | delete
    Looks like you are still having trouble getting your bunny to like you. I worry that 'love' is a long way off yet. :) Good luck.
  • girlfriendfactory Aug 9, 2010 @ 12:07 am | delete
    Let's see, why do I hate you? You're funnier than I am. I don't have a rabbit, but my son has a bunny (the non-real kind), but she's my "sissy" (kinda freaky since my son is her daddy) and she also hates you because you're funnier than me AND you didn't give her any of that papaya stuff that she says is like bunny crack. Guess you (and me, too) better hope she never meets Little Bun because she has some serious tricks up her sleeve, especially for being stuffed and all.

    Hilarious lens! Great job!!
  • GonnaFly Jul 15, 2010 @ 5:35 am | delete
    What a delightful lens! And oh how I feel for you trying to win your bunny's affection :-(
  • Joan4 Jul 5, 2010 @ 6:24 am | delete
    Congratulations on your Fresh Squids win and the Purple Star! I have to tell you this lens is one of my all time favorites! I look forward to more and more super lenses from you!
  • kimmanleyort Jul 4, 2010 @ 8:10 am | delete
    Congratulations! A purple star and winner of Fresh Squids contest. You've got what it takes.
  • FreshSquids Jul 4, 2010 @ 1:49 am | delete
    This lens won 1st plce in Fresh Squid Contest for June 2010! Congratulations!
    PS. You'll get your badbe through mai! ;)
  • callinsky Jul 3, 2010 @ 5:25 pm | delete
    Congrats on first place for Fresh Squid! It's well deserved.
  • lizziebeth Jul 3, 2010 @ 4:39 pm | delete
    This was really funny. It sounds like it's still fun to have your rabbits around.
  • callinsky Jun 18, 2010 @ 8:33 pm | delete
    Very funny. It was a very nice read. Good long in the Fresh Squid Contest.
  • myshelle01 Jun 18, 2010 @ 4:47 am | delete
    I have so enjoyed your lens it has bought me much humour
  • littlewingdesign Jun 17, 2010 @ 9:56 pm | delete
    You definitely made me smile:)
  • WeddingZazzle Jun 17, 2010 @ 9:50 pm | delete
    Blessed by a SquidAngel :)
  • AddaptAbilities Jun 12, 2010 @ 7:40 pm | delete
    I don't have a rabbit to hate you, but I do have a cat named CC who can scorn you if you'd like. This was an awesome lens -- thanks for a wonderfully fun read!
  • PeggyHurd Jul 10, 2010 @ 9:55 pm | delete
    I have a guinea pig who has a love-hate relationship with me. He loves to hate me even though I love to love him! Go figure. Congrats on your lens!
  • missprinteditions Jun 10, 2010 @ 4:37 pm | delete
    What marvelous writing this is! I was quite let down to come to the end of the saga and am hoping there will be sequels. You are very multi-gifted. Best wishes!
  • kajohu Jun 6, 2010 @ 9:03 pm | delete
    I laughed all the way through this :-) A friend of mine had sequential bunnies (only one at a time, but a few of them), and the last one, a female, didn't like her much either.
  • WindyWinters Jun 5, 2010 @ 7:56 pm | delete
    Congratulations on your Purple Star!
  • Joan4 Jun 5, 2010 @ 6:13 am | delete
    Congratulations on your purple star! I have enjoyed this lens over and over!
  • WindyWinters Jun 5, 2010 @ 5:05 am | delete
    Congratulations on your Purple Star and for sharing a delightful story. Your bunnies are um...too cute. Ok!. One is naughty!
  • vallain Jun 4, 2010 @ 6:24 pm | delete
    I suggest that you read Bunnicula that I reviewed in my lens: Good Reads for Young Vampire Fans, then check Little Buns' teeth.
    http://www.squidoo.com/Young-Vampire-fans
    I used to have a house rabbit who loved to nip everyone's ankles and to terrorize my cats.
  • stargazer00 Jun 4, 2010 @ 6:24 pm | delete
    Congratulations on your pretty purple star!
  • theraggededge Jun 4, 2010 @ 4:09 pm | delete
    This is my kind of lens! Brilliantly funny and it's going on Facebook right now. Bunny blessings to you for making me LOL all over the sofa!
  • Susan52 Jun 4, 2010 @ 3:36 pm | delete
    Congratulations on the purple star! I was fortunate enough to be able to choose the purple star recipients this week. You can read more comments about why your fabulous lens was chosen on my Quest lens here: http://www.squidoo.com/20-worthy-lenses
  • KathyMcGraw Jun 4, 2010 @ 12:45 am | delete
    very cute...of course she doesn't like you...you are competition LOL :)
  • C_Cameron Jun 3, 2010 @ 8:26 pm | delete
    I have found my new favorite lens! Please let us know if she is indeed a bunny. I have my suspicions as well.
  • WaterFilterGuy Jun 3, 2010 @ 2:39 pm | delete
    Very interesting, great job!
  • OhMe Jun 3, 2010 @ 4:30 am | delete
    I will definitely share this with my friend who also has a pet bunny. So funny and I thoroughly enjoyed my visit here.
  • Heather426 Jun 3, 2010 @ 12:12 am | delete
    This is just darling! Love it!
  • BarbRad Jun 3, 2010 @ 12:01 am | delete
    Thanks for sharing this, and keep us posted on future developments. I needed something like this tonight -- light reading to beat the heat.
  • Joan4 Jun 2, 2010 @ 4:42 pm | delete
    Delightful read! What fun! I enjoyed every single word! (and I already love all 3 of you!)
  • Susan52 Jun 2, 2010 @ 2:56 pm | delete
    I don't hate you. In fact, I love your writing! Can't wait for the next installment. I don't have a rabbit to trample all over my emotions, but my cats pretty well have that covered.
  • stargazer00 Jun 2, 2010 @ 1:31 pm | delete
    Love it! Would love to hear more about the Little Bun saga.
  • Mickie_G Jun 2, 2010 @ 8:41 am | delete
    I cannot add a reason why! I can only give you a "Blessing" from a Squid Angel!
    Great job!
  • ShirlW Jun 2, 2010 @ 6:45 am | delete
    Still laughing :) I hope you continue to write about your ongoing saga with Little Bun. I want to read more and am sure others do too!
  • GrowWear Jun 2, 2010 @ 12:59 am | delete
    LOL Funny! Gets my vote in the Fresh Squids Contest. Welcome to Squidoo! ...Let me know when you've stolen Little Bun's heart. She'll surely come around. Well, yeah, that is a lot of animosity, but, well...just don't give up. :D
  • LilyWriter Jun 1, 2010 @ 7:59 am | delete
    too funny!
  • ArtformTheHeart May 31, 2010 @ 11:59 am | delete
    Maybe Little Bun thinks there is only room for one female in Bunbun's life? lol. Great lens.
  • Wednesday_Elf May 29, 2010 @ 10:48 am | delete
    Too, too funny! You have quite a challenge on your hands to get Little Bun to, at least, 'like' you, if not 'love' you. An absolutely adorable story. Hope you will keep us posted on future developments! :)
  • 4U2C May 29, 2010 @ 7:58 am | delete
    I love it! Your rabbit needs to meet my duck, Archimedes, so they can converse about "why-we-hate-the-owners-who-love-us", and assorted other topics. So delighted to see that I am not alone. My ankles bear the wounds.... This is top-drawer, and thoroughly enjoyed!
  • prosperity66 May 29, 2010 @ 6:19 am | delete
    I remember I've had such story with a cat... Cats hate me :D
    Nice read indeed!
  • Photahsiamirabel May 29, 2010 @ 4:36 am | delete
    I think this lens is wonderful. It was funny and reminded me of when my cats get the hump :)
  • aishu19 May 28, 2010 @ 5:14 pm | delete
    This is such a hilarious article... I do hope lil bun does start loving you.. Coz you are an amazing person for loving ur pets sooo much that you would go to all extents to make sure they know that!
  • Greekgeek May 27, 2010 @ 11:18 pm | delete
    Wow. And I thought cats could be primadonnas! This is hilarious, although we should not laugh.
  • LKW31 May 27, 2010 @ 6:12 pm | delete
    Ohhh this is SO funny! I would love a bunny, yours are very very cute. I think you should play it cool with Little Bun, pretend you don't care and call her bluff!
  • DoloresDesigns May 26, 2010 @ 3:14 pm | delete
    This is the funniest thing I have read in ages! Please keep writing.
  • May 26, 2010 @ 2:51 pm | delete
    I love this!!! You are too funny. You must keep us updated with these Monty Pythonesque bunnies. LOL
  • WildFacesGallery May 26, 2010 @ 2:06 pm | delete
    Seriously funny and very entertaining. Thanks for the chuckle (though it be at your expense.)
  • Kyecerulian May 26, 2010 @ 12:52 pm | delete
    Definitely a lens that made me smile! Great story!
  • Werkpaardje May 25, 2010 @ 3:32 pm | delete
    What an enjoying LOVE story this is! Thumb up!
  • Stazjia May 22, 2010 @ 7:26 am | delete
    I love this lens and smiled all the way through it.
  • d-artist May 21, 2010 @ 3:27 pm | delete
    Hello from a Squidoo Greeter! I don't hate you! I love your lens, very well written and entertaining, I just wish you would have used photos of your two Bunnies...I kept on imagining how cute they were....maybe soon, huh??? anyway I will give a ~"Squid Angel Blessing"~ to this lens even without the photos, cause the writing is great. See I don't hate you...
  • allthatiscute May 21, 2010 @ 7:40 pm | delete
    Thank you!!! Photos have now been added!

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