Annoying Husbands | Top 10 Reasons My Husband Annoys Me

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I Love My Husband, but...

I love my husband dearly, but he does so many things to annoy me. This is no secret. I share these things with him., but yet he continues to do them and ANNOY me. Why? Why? I ask. I don't know. Maybe after he reads this lens he'll stop those things once and for all. We shall see.

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Top 10 Reasons My Husband Annoys Me

(this is a late addition - PROCRASTINATION!!!. He even built this stupid site about procrastination)

10. He leaves dirty laundry on the floor and walks over it and over it again and again without putting it in the hamper.

9. He say's he's cleaned up the kitchen, however he'll leave the pots & pans in the sink because they have to "soak". Guess who eventually ends up cleaning the pots & pans.

8. Snores, snores & snores - This problem can be fixed if he would only use his CPAP machine. However he refused to use the machine because half the time it hasn't been cleaned out and he's afraid of getting a bacteria infection.

7. Asks for a list for the grocery store but always comes back with items not on the list therefore duplicated things that we already have in the cabinet or fridge.

6. Unopened mail will sit for days in the same spot where I've been asked to leave it purposely so that he'll see the mail and remember to open it.

5. Pulls all his receipts out of his over stuffed wallet and leaves them on the dining room table. He tells me not to touch them as he has to go through them before anything is thrown out, but those darn receipts will sit there for days.

4. After hearing me talk while working on his computer, looks up at me blankly and says "what", making me repeat the entire thing I just said. This happens all the time.

3. See's clean laundry on the bed ready to be folded. Not only will he walk in and out of the room several times without touching the clean laundry, but he'll get in bed, pull the covers over his head and act like he doesn't even know the laundry is in a pile on the bed.

2. Insists on keeping the light on at night for our new Guinea Pig.

1. He spends at least 30 minutes in the bathroom (after he's showered and gotten ready!!!) every morning (and sometimes in the evening) making us often run late for things.

Top 10 Reasons He DOESN'T Annoy Me

10. This is supposed to be a top 10 list but I can't come up with a 10th. If I think of something I'll come back to add it.

9. Sometimes empties the dishwasher.

8. Sometimes changes the laundry from the washing machine to the dryer.

7. Sometimes washes the baby bottles.

6. Often empties the upstairs trash cans (from the bathrooms and the bedrooms).

5. Always hangs his wet towel up...yahoo!!!

4. Opens the blinds to the kitchen and living room every morning.

3. Goes to the grocery store.

2. Takes out the trash.

1. Cooks, cooks & cooks...he's a great cook. He makes all our meals, but guess who always has to clean up (sorry I couldn't resist) :)
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How to Break Your Husband of His Annoying Habits

Some of the following information can be found at the Marriage Builders website:

Annoying habits are repeated without much thought. Your husband will leave a wet towel on the floor, see you pick it up and then the next night he'll do it all over again. Why is it like this? I have no idea, but you can work with him to make it better.

First, you must make a list of all the annoying habits he does that bothers you. Take a few days to really think about this list so that you cover everything.

Second, put in order of importance want you want your husband to change. You must make him understand what he does that annoys you. Make it very specific.

Third, you must let him know what you would like him to do instead of each annoying habit. Try your best to not get annoyed yourself when he does fall back into those old habits because it most likely will happen. You must be patient with him and just remind him of what it is you want him to do differently.

When he falls into those bad habits, mention it to him and he should correct his behavior. Continue to do this until he behaves in a way that doesn't bother you.

No one likes to be criticized so all this correcting could certainly put a strain on your marriage. Your husband will most likely be annoyed from all the correcting you're doing.

Once that first annoying habit on your list has been eliminated, move on to the second annoying habit. After you've eliminated two or three annoying habits you should take a break. When it seems like your husband is ready for more criticism continue on your list. Follow this pattern until you've gone through your list.

Once some and then all of your husbands annoying habits are eliminated your relationship will be greatly improved.

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Does Your Husband Annoy You? Tell me why...husbands, feel free to comment too.

  • cherise May 16, 2012 @ 3:51 pm | delete
    He wont pass the toilet brush after a B.M.
  • RuralFloridaLiving May 3, 2012 @ 10:16 pm | delete
    Yes....for all the same reasons you listed. Do you think your husband and mine are related?
  • Ladymermaid Apr 30, 2012 @ 8:03 am | delete
    I love your little annoying husband lists. I love the crawling into bed with the laundry piled on top of it. Lol...mine would not dream of folding laundry but he does wash his own and then bring it up for me to fold. I blame it on mothers. Gotta train those boys the right way.
  • Married for 4 years Apr 6, 2012 @ 11:23 am | delete
    where to begin? I think when we were dating, I didn't really get to experience my husband's annoying habits.. When we got married 4 years ago, I was in the shock of my life! I can't believe I was living with a little wild child aka my husband! Being 38 and never been married, and never lived with any ex gfs.. he did and still does a lot of annoying things..
    Somehow he tends to leave his dirty laundry on the floor wherever he is around the house..
    Our entire house has his "things" around.. jacket, phones, money, loose change, he has 5 different sets of headphones lying around the house..
    The worst thing is he is not that clean.. somehow he forgets to flush the toilet.. I mean, it's not number 2 (thank god!) but still is quite disgusting!
    We have 4 different bathrooms, he "soils" every one of them!
    Guess who has to pick up after him??
  • SewingMama Apr 4, 2012 @ 1:56 pm | delete
    My huzz and I laughed at our almost identical lists. We cloth diaper and my huzz leaves dirty ones on the sink instead of cleaning them out and putting them in the wetbag. Gross.
  • ScaryScorpion Mar 22, 2012 @ 3:37 pm | delete
    HAHA Too funny!
  • Ok Mar 19, 2012 @ 11:56 pm | delete
    Wow
  • Jj Mar 15, 2012 @ 8:42 am | delete
    I started taking the pick your battles approach. Same as with my kids. So basically I treat my husband like a grade schooler. You would be amazed at how much men like to be treated this way. It stems from their mothers. It makes them feel safe, wanted and honored. Some days when the house is a mess and he taps away on his iPad, well I get ticked and battle. Other days I actually don't care because I am either tired or actually enjoy the alone time at the sink. Or I get back at him by totally disappearing at the kids bedtime leaving him to deal with rowdy kids at 8 at night. The pendulum swings both ways.
  • ginayonque Mar 15, 2012 @ 2:37 am | delete
    The topic is very candid and almost everyone can relate to it. My husband does a lot of irritating things but whenever he cooks for the whole family all my complaints disappear like bubbles ... he cooks well and I appreciate delicious foods so we get along well afterall nobody is perfect...
  • designsbyharriet Mar 7, 2012 @ 11:55 pm | delete
    My husband leaves his coffee cup upstairs on a regular basis, so I have gotten into the habit of making him go back to get it before I make coffee. I suppose that annoys him just as much.
  • mihgasper Mar 7, 2012 @ 5:47 pm | delete
    I bet my wife can list one hundred things annoying her...
  • kevingomes13 Feb 27, 2012 @ 3:53 pm | delete
    I do the soaking thing all the time... OOPS.
  • allenwebstarme Feb 27, 2012 @ 1:41 am | delete
    I'm going to married this year, I will keep your points in my mind. Thanks.
  • awesomedealz4u Feb 11, 2012 @ 8:32 pm | delete
    Sounds about like my husband. Nice lens!
  • artyfax Jan 2, 2012 @ 5:46 am | delete
    I am suitably warned - thanks for the heads-up. And I am sure that my wife would thank you as well.
  • bluewren56 Dec 10, 2011 @ 3:00 am | delete
    What a fun lens. I love the way you have taken an irritation and made some humor from it.... I guess we've all got our idiosyncrasies. From the comments, it looks like you've struck a cord with many people. Well done on your lens.
  • HeartyCindy Dec 3, 2011 @ 6:14 am | delete
    nce lens i can totally relate to this... seems like my hubby is totally the same..
  • Yawapi Nov 27, 2011 @ 9:14 am | delete
    Brilliant lens and very funny. I have been trying to rid my husband of his annoying habits for a decade now, to no avail. But at least now I can get a chuckle out of it and know I'm not alone - thanks!
  • Susie Nov 21, 2011 @ 6:03 pm | delete
    This was very funny. In your list of 10 reasons he DOESN'T annoy you, you have "takes out the trash" twice. It's easy to take someone for granted when you see them everyday, and I am NOT an exception. Whenever I get annoyed with my man for doing something that he just keeps doing, I usually have a conversation with myself whether it really is worth me pulling out my hair to ask for those things when I know he probably won't change. Moral of the story is--people don't change. You have to accept them for who they are, shortcomings and all. So if your husband doesn't put away the clean laundry, expect that he never will. Just like he won't expect you to cook. So we all have to put up with those annoying ticks. But that's fine so long as his list of what DOESN'T annoy you outweigh the ones that do.
  • JaguarJulie Nov 12, 2011 @ 9:52 am | delete
    Can we seriously talk ... I divorced my husband last year because he was, yes annoying me ... now he is annoying me as the ex!!! HELP.
  • mom247 Oct 17, 2011 @ 7:05 pm | delete
    I can't believe you can stop at 10! I think in my case it would be top 100 list..although I have the feeling he might say the same about me.
  • Russia33 Oct 9, 2011 @ 8:52 pm | delete
    I'm sure I could write a lens on things that my husband does that annoys me, but I'm also positive that he could write a pretty good sized lens on things that annoy him about me! It's nice to know that we can love and be lovable despite our annoying habits!
  • LaurieKristensen Oct 9, 2011 @ 3:25 pm | delete
    This made me laugh several times. The little daily habits that annoy can truly start to feel like Chinese water torture, but I agree with the idea that it's best to pick your battles and then do your best to be the one to change regarding the battles you give up on, in terms of learning to not react any more!
  • Oct 6, 2011 @ 1:58 pm | delete
    We all have annoying habits. The key is learning to love them!
  • SereneSea May 15, 2011 @ 10:42 pm | delete
    There are a list of things that gets me annoyed and frustrated but my husband does not want to change even after reminding many times. I think the husbands too might have such a list for us( wives) too.
  • The_Health_Lady Apr 12, 2011 @ 9:55 am | delete
    If you think that snoring bothers you new, wait until your husband gets older & starts making sounds from all over his body ( LOL) day & night and begins to talk to himself. That's when it starts to get fun.
  • Pastiche Apr 1, 2011 @ 7:06 am | delete
    My husband piles things up. He makes artfully stacked piles of papers on all the counter tops, on his desk, on his dresser. He has a huge stack of tools and accessories in our foyer to "keep them handy" for remodeling our home. He layers his shirts on the bedpost so he can wear them again before washing. And he piles his dirty socks on the bedroom floor ... not to wear again, but not in the hamper! But he does a lot around the house and does jobs I dislike. He also shares the cooking and garden work, and does a good job at the market. I'll keep him ... there's always hope he'll change his piling habits if I keep putting the stuff into boxes. ;-D
  • CompletelBiased Feb 2, 2011 @ 5:53 pm | delete
    man you dont like 10 things your husband does? might be time to just call it quits and take half his stuff....
  • clickityclack Jan 26, 2011 @ 3:49 pm | delete
    nice lens!! yes, my husband bugs the h*** out of me at times....
  • HannahNow Jan 18, 2011 @ 3:54 am | delete
    Not anymore! My dog and I are very happy!
  • Katsmeow1213 Jan 6, 2011 @ 3:25 pm | delete
    Loved it! Guess it's a guy thing, because I swear my hubby does all the same annoying stuff!
  • vallain Dec 20, 2010 @ 7:57 pm | delete
    I think my husband wants to make a webpage about all the things I do to annoy him. Fun!
  • Bea_Gabrielle Nov 24, 2010 @ 7:53 am | delete
    Hello there! I can relate with you (and all the other wives out there getting annoyed "sometimes" with their husbands!). But one thing's for sure, life wouldn't be quite the same without them!
  • vohraaish Nov 15, 2010 @ 1:41 am | delete
    haha! hilarious articles.. and some of these comments are darn funny too!! my husband has some pretty annoying habits too.. but then he loves to cook so that makes up for everything else!!!:)
  • Momsbusy247 Nov 13, 2010 @ 1:33 pm | delete
    hmmmm... how about a list of things you do that annoys him?? Fair trade right? these are all true of all men I think.
  • Margo_Arrowsmith Nov 5, 2010 @ 11:37 am | delete
    I would probably annoy you also! lol
  • Henk Nov 5, 2010 @ 6:50 am | delete
    I'm guilty of several things from your list... Better check with my wife if I'm annoying too!
  • poddys Nov 3, 2010 @ 4:44 pm | delete
    I'm sure I'm not annoying lol :) Seems the addition of a section for things your wife/husband do to annoy you might be good for My Pet Peeves lens. Lensrolling to that, should be the perfect fit.
  • grannysage Oct 30, 2010 @ 12:00 am | delete
    I can relate to everything and then some. But then my husband has non-hyperactive ADD. This means he really intends to do things, but then gets distracted and does something else. My only solution to this after being together almost 11 years is not to become annoyed. I decided that the only one I can change is myself and to spend too much time criticizing was only bringing me down. But then I can live with a level of mess that would drive most people insane, so I guess we are actually pretty compatible.
  • Desilegend Oct 28, 2010 @ 11:48 am | delete
    Not a word from me...
  • spritequeen Oct 27, 2010 @ 12:08 pm | delete
    Stays up all night watching cartoons! Man, I wish I was joking about that! LOL He loves to cook, too, though, so I forgive him! :-D
  • vohraaish Nov 15, 2010 @ 1:39 am | delete
    heheheehee... that is so funny! mine loves watching cartoons too.. but then we both do:)
  • Stazjia Oct 24, 2010 @ 5:04 am | delete
    The most annoying thing mine does is watch a load of rubbish on TV, obviously enjoying it, then complain all the way through anything I very occasionally insist on watching. Even worse, when I go and watch in another room, he'll come in for a chat and then start complaining about the show again. Great lens, made me laugh.
  • kimmie1967 Oct 19, 2010 @ 1:17 pm | delete
    Great Lens. My hubby will put trash on the counter right above the trash can, throw his dirty clothes on the floor right in front of the hamper. A few years ago, I told him if he did not put his dirty socks in the hamper instead of the the floor, any socks I had to pick up were going to the trash. He got down to one pair and realized he had no more. He did well for about two months, then went right back to the way it had been, after 19 years I have just given up on trying to change the things that annoy me. LOL
  • kimmanleyort Oct 16, 2010 @ 6:33 pm | delete
    I can relate to #8 to the letter. But my husband is a great cook too and that more than makes up for his annoying habits.
  • kimmanleyort Oct 16, 2010 @ 6:32 pm | delete
    I can relate to #8 to the letter. But my husband is a great cook too and that more than makes up for his annoying habits.
  • BigGirlBlue Oct 15, 2010 @ 4:07 pm | delete
    Your husband and I may be related! We have a number of things in common.
  • Spook Oct 14, 2010 @ 11:51 am | delete
    For the life of me I cannot find one thing annoying about your husband and I looked so hard
  • ajgodinho Oct 14, 2010 @ 11:40 am | delete
    Looks like it's already been said here, but when I was reading through the list, I noticed that he cooks, cooks, cooks...wow, you're a lucky girl (don't let him read this now) ;) ! I think the others can be worked on. Marriage is always about the other and the more both realize that, it becomes easier. Nicely done! :) **Blessed by a Squid-Angel**
  • Oct 13, 2010 @ 6:27 am | delete
    One of my wedding vows stated 'I accept you just as you are' and I've had to remind myself of this vow time and time again.
    But despite the 'annoying things' I wouldn't change a thing1
  • theraggededge Oct 12, 2010 @ 2:27 pm | delete
    LOL! The fact that he cooks completely outweighs all his bad habits! Oh... I would love mine to cook just once!
  • Aldric_Chang Oct 11, 2010 @ 11:14 pm | delete
    LOL! A hilarious read! I would bless this lens if only I'm an angel! :)
  • SemperFidelis Oct 8, 2010 @ 6:58 am | delete
    Too funny Wendy! I guess our husbands are alike! ~ Colleen :)
  • ShirlW Oct 5, 2010 @ 1:55 pm | delete
    I love it that you took a subject that can break a marriage and introduced humor into it. Great job! Blessed with laughter by a Squid Angel today!
  • GrowWear Oct 4, 2010 @ 10:24 pm | delete
    You have a hubby that will go to the grocery store?! And cooks?! He's a keeper! :D
  • Lee Sep 19, 2010 @ 7:25 pm | delete
    My husband will finish a gallon of milk and put it back in the fridge. He will polish off a bag of Doritos and leave the empty bag on the kitchen table...5 feet from the trash can!!!! >:( He will leave every empty container within 2 steps of the trash can and not even notice. He cooks and leaves all the food hardened to the sides of the pan. As in, he wont throw the rest away in the trash or put it in the fridge before its stayed out on the stove too long and then becomes inedible. Fair to say, he ANNOYS the s*** out of me. Whoa, I think I needed to vent....
  • callinsky Sep 14, 2010 @ 1:15 pm | delete
    OMG. This is too funny. It's funny because it's true. This is the funniest part: After you've eliminated two or three annoying habits you should take a break. When it seems like your husband is ready for more criticism continue on your list.

    Some habits are just annoying and some are nasty gross. Most of the annoying habits can be looked over. I know I'm annoying to my man sometimes, just as he is to me. I continually make fun of movies that I don't like, and I'm very picky with movies. LOL. This drives him crazy. He will rarely even pick a movie out to watch when I'm there. He makes me pick them so he doesn't have to hear me rant all the way through it. Hummmm. I guess that annoying habit worked in my favor. LOL
  • Annoyed Back Sep 1, 2010 @ 2:56 pm | delete
    Maybe you should just stop being annoyed?
  • TacTac Jul 1, 2010 @ 2:16 pm | delete
    I am guilty of most of the crimes listed here. I will go tell my huney I love her. LOL - great site though, had fun reading it.
  • windygig May 24, 2010 @ 8:55 am | delete
    love this list. mine is under the covers gas.
  • Tara Feb 28, 2010 @ 6:28 pm | delete
    Scrapes his teeth on his fork...
  • Susan Smith Feb 1, 2010 @ 1:58 am | delete
    and I forgot the farting and burping noises
  • Susan Smith Feb 1, 2010 @ 12:56 am | delete
    i forgot the other annoying noises like making a loud noise after drinking coffee or tea, or unrolling and rolling a scratchy piece of paper while sitting during a lecture or sermon, doing voices or jingles from tv or radio ads..it's a constant stream of various noises and SO ANNOYING!
  • Susan Smith Feb 1, 2010 @ 12:48 am | delete
    he is always scratching or rubbing something, like his head, or his neck, or his shoulder or foot or stomatch and when we are watching tv or i'm reading a book the noise of the scratching or rubbing is annoying. If it's not that noise he's drumming his fingers on the table or steering wheel or humming odd snatches of songs, or singing two or three lines of a song in several different voices (one line falsetto and the other deep voice) and never completes a song. The noises are driving me mad. Any ideas how to stop it? Deal with it?
  • ocdgirl2000 Jan 9, 2009 @ 5:37 pm | delete
    Not any more...not since I divorced him 21 years ago!LOL! Now, ask me if there is a reason for staying single all these years! Then I'll tell ya how great it is to NOT have someone around that annoys me!LOL!
  • tmras Dec 1, 2008 @ 11:44 am | delete
    LOVE IT! I try hard to not be the annoying husband,

    Great Lens!
  • Nov 20, 2008 @ 12:20 am | delete
    I really enjoyed your Lens ;) Thank you kindly for sharing!

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