My Pet Peeves Those Things That Annoy Me

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MY PET PEEVES THINGS THAT ANNOY AND FRUSTRATE ME

Pet Peeves, Annoyances, Grievances, Frustrations, call them what you will...

This is a comprehensive list of Pet Peeves that a number of people have added, plus many of my Pet Peeves that I enjoyed getting off my chest. It's a wonder the list isn't a mile long, and it really feels good when you can vent about something that has been winding you up.

So what are Pet Peeves anyway?

PET PEEVES are those little things in life that really annoy or frustrate you. It can be things that aren't designed or made correctly, or things that people do that just frustrate the heck out of you. So what drives you crazy?

Cell phone users are one of the biggest pet peeves that many people have these days. So many people are either loud and rude on their cell phones in public, or use them while driving. And why do some people insist on trying to eat a meal on a plate with a fork while driving too! The world is going crazy - and it's driving the rest of us crazy at the same time.

Driving! Now that's another Pet Peeve! There are so many bad drivers around. We have all seen them, maybe even been one...

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Hot topics right now are rude or inconsiderate cell phone users, and rude people in general.

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MY PERSONAL PET PEEVES

Ok, so what really truly annoys and frustrates me so much that I have to get on my soapbox and shout about it....

These are in no particular order, just the order that I thought of them in....

People who drive using their cell phones and are oblivious to the traffic around them. If they are not wavering out of their lane, they are driving so slow compared to the traffic in front, that cars are forced to go around them in order to catch up.

People who talk during Movies or Concerts. This really gets to me, especially at a concert, where they should be paying attention to the artist who is performing. I went to one concert last year and had 4 people in the row in front who did nothing but yap yap yap solidly through the whole performance. They weren't even watching the performer. It was so annoying.

On the subject of Squidoo, lenses that are just a list of links and nothing more. There are so many opportunities to create good lenses, that it saddens me to find those that are nothing more than a 3 line introduction and hundreds of eBay and Amazon links, and dozens of Flickr images. Such a shame, especially if it's supposed to be a tribute lens, in which case there is so much background to write about.

Drivers who don't indicate properly. This really gets to me. Only last night I was going to pull out of a side road and there was a truck coming towards me but indicating that he was going to turn into my road. Good job I didn't pull out, because he just kept on driving straight and would have gone straight into me. Conversely I get mad at those drivers who feel it necessary to indicate when and only when they have already begun to turn. I'm sorry but what's the point of doing it then?

People Who Park Crooked. Oh yes - you know who you are... So you drive up to park, it's a busy day, few free spaces, and there is this car parked almost diagonally across 2 spaces. I feel like doing something nasty to his mirrors or putting nails under the tires... Gggrrrrhhh....

Loud Music In Restaurants. Don't you just hate it when the noise is so loud that you can't hear yourself thing, can't hear your waiter, they can't hear you, and it's impossible to have a conversation. I am one of these people who finds it hard to focus on one specific sound if there is a lot of noise, so trying to understand what a person is saying to me is almost impossible. I often end up nodding and agreeing with them, yet I have no clue what they are talking about. Occasionally I get caught out when I realise they were asking me a question...

People Who Drive Without Their Lights On when it's raining heavily or foggy. Yes I know having your lights on doesn't help you see any better, but wouldn't you feel safer knowing that other drivers can at least see you? It's illegal in the UK to drive in bad weather without your lights on, but certainly many people in the USA, especially in South Florida don't seem to care. They must be some of the worst drivers I have seen anywhere.

People Who Leave Unrelevant Links On Guestbooks. A guestbook is for leaving comments related to a lens or any other web page. It really winds me up to see postings from people who do nothing more than leave a list of links in the guestbook to promote their own pages. It's tacky, trashy and just plain bad. I have all my guestbooks set to remove HTML, plus all comments are set to require approval. I love comments, but don't leave unrelated spam or you will get banned.

Well those are some of the things that really get my goat. I'm not really an angry young man (or old man), but sometimes, you know, things happen that just make you want to wring someone's neck...

But so far today is a good day :)

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SAVE OUR GREEN BELT

Don't think about building more houses - think about how to have fewer people

Don't Build On Our Green Belt

It really irks me when the news in the UK is filled with stories about legislation to prevent or allow new housing developments to be built on what is currently designated as "Green Belt" land.

For those who are not aware of what a "Green Belt" is, it's areas of land around cities, towns and villages that has never been built on and that has been designated to remain so, to stop the urban sprawl that leads to settlements eventually joining up with each other.

Lately in the UK due to a shortage of homes, there have been plans to try and build on some of England's green spaces, which would destroy forever the beautiful views and in many cases also destroy the way of life in what are currently small villages, not to mention putting a strain on the local roads.

My Pet Peeve is that the Government can't see an alternative to building more houses in what is an already overcrowded island. Why can't they look at some way to reduce the population, by putting in some form of incentive for families to have fewer children, and to lower immigration rates.

Right now families get benefits for every child that they have, and some who live on benefits have more children just so they can claim more money, not because they want more children, which is also wrong. Maybe I had better stop here before I REALLY get on my soapbox...

What Are Your Feelings About Population Growth?

Do you think the Governments ought to look at ways to build more housing and to keep expanding towns and villages, or do you think it's time to look at ways to prevent the population from increasing further?

More people means more demand for housing. What should the Governments do?

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People need somewhere to live, does it matter if the countryside is built on.

lensesbyjames says:

HELP!!!

LaraineRose says:

I live in a big country where there is still a lot of space. Unfortunately, the new building is being done in the towns and cities and not only spoiling scenery but also destroying farms and fruit growing orchards surrounding the area. The town wants the taxes from the homes. Farms don't pay much.

I believe, in this area, greed plays a big part in expansion taking place where it shouldn't. I really like the fact that people are able to come here from other countries and find relative peace and happiness.

Thrinsdream says:

Neither.

miaponzo says:

Well.. unfortunately.. people need a place to live don't they? It does matter if the countryside is built on.. but??

collettehrock says:

I found it hard between both choices, I think that more money needs to be set aside for housing and if developed properly we can still have our parks, lakes and all of the things that make living comfortable, on the other hand I am concerned about children being born into families where they are not necessarily wanted, I think that before we become parents we should first learn how to parent properly, the thought of kids living without a decent home is something that we should think about as well

getmoreinfo says:

I feel that there is plenty of land that is unused and not developed, the population is not to blame for poor city planning. Overcrowded cities are the result of developers and real estate builders being greedy.

I wish that everyone could experience what it is like to live off the land and enjoy the scenic views of the mountains, oceans and forests. Hopefully people will wake up and see that the problem is not population growth it is poor city management.

Enough is enough! It's time to save what little countryside we have left.

Steve Kaye says:

We live on a finite plant. Every major support system on our planet is under stress because of too much pollution, too much green space destruction, too much waste - - the list goes on. Unlimited population growth is an old idea that has to end.

CountrySunshine says:

I live in a rural area, and I really hate seeing all the development in town. Why not just renovate the existing housing, instead of encroach on the countryside?

Tipi says:

Enough already!

IanMayfield says:

The problem is that the entire global economy is centred around GROWTH, and to sustain that you need more people. A few European countries are already experiencing negative population growth and most news reports I've read seem to take it as a given that this is a calamity.

If we are going to achieve sustained population reduction, then we need to completely overhaul the economy and our idea of how it ought to work... and God knows it's not in the best of health the way it is!

alexkazam says:

Overdevelopment is usually due to greed rather than need- developers making a fast buck with poorly designed housing estates on former greenbelt land- that, once it's gone, is gone forever.

Another problem is car ownership is insane- and this has been partially caused by public transport being some of the most expensive in Europe. If car-free zones were created then the available land for housing could double and impact on the environment would be much less.

lestroischenes says:

Government should definately halt population growth - totally! Seriously though, high quality high density building should be the answer instead of housing estate deserts;

BeyondRoses says:

This has always been my thought, that there should be incentives for people to have LESS children. In the US too, the more kids they have, the more benefits in housing and everything. You've struct on one of my pet peeves. I won't even get on to the issue of illegal aliens we have here.

Luv2help says:

Sadly, too many folks are all about themselves. I know nature leads folks to take care of #1 but there are so many people in close proximity and we need to heed :)

poddys says:

In response to Bob, immigration in the UK, in particular from Eastern Europe and Asia, is the main cause of population growth. That and the number of children that immigrant families are having, again mostly Asian ones, as compared with western families.

Actually I can trace my roots back more than 300 years to England, but that is not the point here. The point is that the government are looking to build more houses to cater for an ever growing population, rather than seeking to find ways to stop the population growth.

bob says:

o yes...blame the imigrants, as always. I'm sure you can trace your heritage to the first people that lived in England... The countryside is beautiful but seriously? blaming the 'immigrants'...

CanadaREVIEW says:

You made me laugh (I am sorry) I confess I was a "Person Who Parked Crooked" just the other day! However, I have an excuse! I am 5'00 tall (quite tiny) and I purchased a full-sized truck, needless to say I can not see the passenger side of the vehicle in the front , and so I am still developing that skill. A pillow is not much help either still too tiny!

Next time I purchase a vehicle I will keep this article in mind! Thanks for sharing!

meisgood132 says:

Apart from the National Parks nothing is safe. All down to greed.

Rewards4life says:

We need to preserve as much natural countryside and land as possible, there is so much riding on the fine balance of nature and once it's gone it's gone. Even in my short lifetime there have been significant loses to areas of land with the introduction of mass housing developments. The population will probably keep increasing until people fall of the edges of this small island.

reasonablerobinson says:

more imagination needed

poddys says:

It's definitely time to look at halting the population explosion, especially when in the UK most of the growth is due to immigrants and their larger families, or people having children just to claim more benefits. Once destroyed, the natural beauty can never be replaced.

 
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HOW TO IRRITATE PEOPLE

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YOUR TOP RANKED PET PEEVES

Let us know your pet peeves, and vote on what you think are the greatest annoyances of all time.

People who let their kids scream and run around in stores and restaurants

97 points

People who talk on their phones while driving

I admit it - I use my cell phone while I drive, bu more...45 points

People Who Talk At The Movies

So you go to the cinema to see a movie, and the pe more...40 points

Getting disconnecting after being on hold FOREVER

This always happens when I only have so much time more...40 points

Lenses Which Are Just A Lot Of Sales Links

No real content, well maybe a short paragraph if y more...39 points

People who cut in line

35 points

Aggressive Dogs Allowed To Be Off The Leash

Their owners feign surprise when these dogs attack more...35 points

Cell Phone Users

My biggest pet peeve is when people talk really lo more...30 points

Telemarketers

Call over and over everyday30 points

10

People who can't spell

26 points

11

People who think they know everything

Done it all & tells you about it. Shut the f*@ more...24 points

12

Loud music in the restaurant

This is a no-brainer...I can't even hear myself TH more...23 points

13

People smoking when driving with kids in the car.

Really pisses me off!!!!!23 points

14

People who read their Blackberry while talking to you

Worse yet, people who stare at that thing 24/7. I more...21 points

15

People who leave shopping carts in parking spaces

21 points

16

People who talk too much

You ask a question that needs a simple answer, and more...20 points

17

Endless Call Trees

You never get the option to talk to a live person!20 points

18

Poor spelling and grammar

Especially in a professional setting. Memos distri more...20 points

19

someone pulls out in front of me,then drives 30mph

& being asked a question when I have a mouthfu more...19 points

20

People Who Lie

I can't stand to be lied to.19 points

21

People Who Park Crooked

Don't you just love those people who park at an an more...18 points

22

People who steal your ideas ...

And then make them look like they are their own.18 points

23

People who haven't learned the difference between plural and possessive

and write things like "my pet peeve's"18 points

24

Car turn signals

First I hate it when people *don't* use their sign more...17 points

25

People who think they own the road

17 points

26

Bad Pregnancy Etiquitte

Why do people think it's OK to touch a stranger's more...17 points

27

Lazy co-workers

i hate co-workers who wont help carry the work loa more...17 points

28

People who Complain

Like all the time!17 points

29

comment box spammers

You know who YOU are! lol. Constantly leaving comm more...17 points

30

People Who Stop Their Grocery Carts In The Middle of the Aisle

Should do grocery carts like driving, stay on the more...16 points

31

Businesses with endless call trees vs. someone to talk with

15 points

32

Bad grocery bagging

I hate it when they bag one item per bag or fill t more...14 points

33

Constant Spitters

People who find it necessary, to clear their slosh more...14 points

34

People who ask you for advice, then Argue with you when you give it to them

12 points

35

People who interrupt all the time

12 points

36

Loud Radios and TVs in stores

I know they want to get peoples' attention but do more...11 points

37

Neighbors' cats that potty in your vege garden!!!

I say trap the owners & take THEM to the pound more...11 points

38

Cashiers using cell phones whilst serving customers

Happened in Tesco's once...11 points

39

Standing Too Close To Me In Line

We're all in line together and you standing so clo more...11 points

40

When cashiers put your change on top of your bills.

Especially at the drive-thru!!!11 points

41

People who park right in front of the doors and run in.

Go and find a parking spot already. And to top it more...10 points

42

People who leave chewed wads of gum under tables!

Yeccch. Need I say more?10 points

43

buying only name brands,

those who won't wear anything but!10 points

44

People who accept calls while in a waiting room!

Then continue to talk loudly for a long time. Piss more...9 points

45

Cell phone users (again) at the check out

Can't be any more rude to service personel at the more...9 points

46

Teenagers texting when you're trying to talk to them

My daughter is a cell phone addict. I can't have a more...8 points

47

Men who say they will call....then don't.

7 points

48

Digging for the exact change when at the checkout

This drives me CRAZY!!!7 points

49

One up man ship !

When you do something and someone feels the need t more...7 points

50

Cyclists

who ignore traffic lights or insist that yes they more...7 points

51

People who blow their nose in a restaurant, GRRR!7 points

52

People that are always late;

It drives me crazy when you set a time to meet som more...7 points

53

Stupid Marketing Terms.

Residual Income? Okay, what kind of residue are th more...6 points

54

Driving slow in rush hour traffic

Usually talking on the phone at the same time.6 points

55

Expiration Dates on Food Packages

Can they make them any smaller! Geesh!6 points

56

Lenses With Unrelated Banner Ads In The Intro

Give me some good content before hitting me with a more...6 points

57

Lensmasters who submit totally irrelevant lenses to your group

You clearly list the citeria. You tell them the ty more...6 points

58

People Who Talk To You with Sunglasses On

Now, that's just rude, yall6 points

59

People who drive with their blinker on and no intention of changing lanes.

You know...they just forget to turn it off. I want more...6 points

60

Merging drivers who don't step on the gas pedal

I try not to be in the right lane on a freeway at more...6 points

61

Baseball players who spit

Drives me nuts when you're watching television and more...5 points

62

People's cellphone calls with background noise

When you call and the background noise is loud, I more...5 points

63

Cashiers that don't count change back.

Seriously, it's not that hard to do, and it means more...5 points

64

Lens rating system with one bad person

For the most part the rating system is good. But w more...5 points

65

People who ride their bikes in the busy street when there is a sidewalk right there!

I just want to run them over!5 points

66

People on Twitter who think you want to know they have just uing out their washing!

I go on Twitter to get away from stuff like that, more...5 points

67

People who are naturally gross

Those who don't seem somewhat clean, eat all slopp more...5 points

68

People who sit in their cars eating their lunch, then just fling all their trash out the window.

Fat asses that sit in their cars eating their fast more...5 points

69

Writers/teachers using "Where you at?" or "Where's [X] at?"

Use instead: "Where IS X?" "Where A more...5 points

70

Loud neighbors!!!

Neighbors who listen to loud music after 10PM and more...5 points

71

Misleading Advertising

Tell me the truth. I'll check out your claim anywa more...5 points

72

Elevator Button Pushers

Usually done by kids, you get into the lift/elevat more...4 points

73

8 hot dog buns and 12 weiners

either way, something is going to waste.....4 points

74

People who use you as an EXIT

Do I have a people magnet or something? At least l more...4 points

75

People who leave their car running for no apparent more...4 points

76

Blurry photos in the Polaroid module!

4 points

77

Adding a new module & waiting forever to put it in the right place.

Say you add a new module to your lens and you want more...4 points

78

Drivers Who Block The Crosswalks

I hate trying to get across the street and there i more...4 points

79

People Who Eat Raw Onions....

Then go to the gym without brushing their teeth fi more...4 points

80

Stumped at McDonald's

People who pull up and can't think of what they wa more...4 points

81

Zigging When You Should Zag

In hindsight you see that your major decisions are more...4 points

82

People who don't tell you they don't speak English

We have to ask people medical questions at work. W more...4 points

83

Fat people in flip flops making that loud flip flop slap sound...Ugh!!!

Drives me nuts!4 points

84

Giovanna's Pet Peeves!

*Pet peeves*
1.) putting the toilet tissue in backwards..pulling more...4 points

85

People who change baby diapers/nappies in public places

Please wipe up litle bottoms in private, not on a more...4 points

86

People Who Litter

Driving down the highway and the idiot in front of more...4 points

87

People kicking the back of your seat at the theatre

These jolts to the body of the person seated in fr more...4 points

88

People who sneezes/coughs on you without covering.

Like OMFG!, cover your mouths/nose! Geez.. Don't w more...4 points

89

People Who Use the Word "Surreal"

I don't know why, but that's so annoying to me3 points

90

Taking alot of really good pictures then realizing the memory card wasn't in

3 points

91

People who sell ebook half-off right after others pay full price...

Great way to make the customer feel like a chump!3 points

92

Why don't you just tell the truth?

Over and over again. For god sakes if there was a more...3 points

93

Loud Sneezers

They think their ear-splitting sneezes are cute. I more...3 points

94

People who say they have a question mark.

You have a question fool! A question mark is somet more...3 points

95

People who come in an Antique Mall and ask if we BUY antiques!

Nope...we're makin' 'em out back all fresh and nic more...3 points

96

Rock and Hardcore music

I really hate it when someone listen rock and hardcore more...3 points

97

People Who Misuse Microwaves

You know who you are! You put something in the mic more...2 points

98

Proving you didn't steal when leaving a store.

You pay. They usually watch you pay. Then they dem more...2 points

99

People who spelled their own kid name wrong.

I'm not talking about unique spelling, like K inst more...2 points

100

Anyone or any attempt to "Rick Roll" You

Rick Rolling sucks now, let it die please.2 points

101

People who ram you with shopping trolleys, buggies or mobility scooters

Shopping is enough of a drag without some oaf crip more...2 points

102

Use of the word "sucks"

Enough already. Has the meaning and connotation of more...2 points

103

Pay at the Pump not working

Want to pay at the pump but it's out of paper for more...2 points

104

People who leave pets in their cars while they shop.

I see too many pets, usually dogs, left in cars wi more...2 points

105

Slow wide people who block the pavement

When you need to be somewhere and somebody insists more...1 point

106

Know it Alls

Know it alls, or people that seem to always think more...1 point

107

A great deal of peeves have been mentioned, however:

Drivers who slow down to 8 odd kph for at least a K more...0 points

108

Drivers who come to a full stop before a right-hand turn!

Seriously, unless it is a VERY narrow turn, is tha more...0 points

109

Having a train delayed, being taken half way to the destination, and then the train taken out of service

Being halfway between A & B without a way to carry more...0 points

110

People who get annoyed because you're in the merging lane... um... merging!

0 points

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People who ask you a question after it's too late.

They're already bought the wrong product. They've more...0 points

112

My husband who loads dirty dishes into a dishwasher full of clean dishes.

I suspect he does it to avoid having to empty out more...0 points

113

Cashiers who ignor you.

Cashiers who has so little customer service skills more...0 points

114

People who gather to chat in the middle of the pavement

Never had road rage, but this causes bad pavement more...0 points

115

People who get on the bus and then look for their pass/purse

They have stood at the bus stop/in the queue for t more...0 points

116

people who walk down the middle of parking lots while looking for their vehicles

All you have to do is move over 6 feet and others more...0 points

MOVIES ABOUT ANNOYING PEOPLE

Some people can just be really annoying can't they. It doesn't matter what they do, they just seem to get on people's nerves. And then there are people who find everyone around them gets on their nerves and drives them crazy.

Adam Sandler is just one such person. In many of his acting roles he either plays a character who is very annoying, or someone that just doesn't fit in well with the people around him.

He can be usually very funny, but his roles very often annoy people.

Here are some of my favorite Adam Sandler Movies - and yes I do like him a lot.

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DO PET PEEVES MAKE PEOPLE VIOLENT?

Do you think that those repetitive things that really annoy us are a factor in some people being violent? For example seeing the same commercial every 5 minutes during a football game, or people abusing the lanes in traffic at the same spot every day. Let's have your view on things...

Do Pet Peeves Add To Instances Of Violence?

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Definitely! Some Things Would Make A Saint Violent.

lensesbyjames says:

They could just depends how irritated a person can get.

Tipi says:

One never know what may set someone off...a pet peeve could do it for someone at the wrong moment.

bunyip says:

I think they probably do, especially if they were having a bad day or were very stressed. It wouldn't take much to tip someone over the edge.

WriterJanis says:

I think it could if someone isn't in their proper mental state.

miaponzo says:

I would say yes.. sometimes :) And some people are naturally violent, too.

thebestmousetrap says:

I guess it could if one of the parties was unstable

cwkerns says:

I do believe that pet peeves can trigger violence. If someone is already having a bad day they can easily be pushed over the edge by someone committing one of their pet peeves.

reasonablerobinson says:

Violent thoughts maybe. The times I've imagined i-pod users on my train commute slowly being boiled in oil whilst listening to 'my' favourite music!

paulbarton says:

I often long for this country of ours, ie England to become more obviously proud but there is a downside of Nationalism which scares the hell out of me. The rise of Nazi Germany was born out of a resurgent pride and lack of leadership - we all know the resultant fruit. So perhaps there has to be a middle ground.

sousababy says:

Yes, I believe that some pet peeves can lead to violence (esp. if someone is under the influence) - for example, road rage. Also, apparently in hotter weather, violence is more likely (a study I read years ago).

Of Course Not, Some People Are Naturally Violent

lilymom24 says:

I think it depends on the individual and what their personal thresh hold for handling annoyance and frustration is.

collettehrock says:

People that get Violent because they feel peeved are generally not very well people, I think at some stage of our lives we have all annoyed someone to some degree

getmoreinfo says:

Well I would have to say that it is not WHAT happens to you it is HOW you respond to it that makes the difference if it has any power over you. I forget what book I read but it basically said that if a person, place or thing is able to get you mad, upset, or angry then whatever it is has won.

I guess it is our responsibility to not let these annoyances affect us to the point of violence, because that type of reaction will not solve anything, it will only make matters worse and the ironic thing is that the very thing that annoyed you in the first place will continue despite how we feel about it.

mypotlpeople says:

I think if you are already having a bad day a pet peeve can make it worse and promote violence in people who are predisposed that way.

gypsyman27 says:

I tend to try to stay away from violence, but once someone has annoyed me I can be really harsh with my words. I know how to hurt people with words. I think that some of us are given to violence, and indeed things like a repetitive commercial may send some into the realm of actual violence. Who knows? See you around the galaxy...

allialso says:

Violent people will look for any excuse to vent.

SaraLynn says:

I am not the violent type.. but I have seen other people get violent and nasty. I usually do have to speak up and say something. I am always telling kids in restaurants that it is not a day care center and to go sit down. I think that may be my number one pet peeve.

mukeshdaji says:

A pet peeve standing alone is highly unlikely to turn a sane person into an insane person, with that said, I think most certainly it could take an insane person or one predisposed to acting out in an aggressive manner to react to a pet peeve in an irrational manner.

fluffyclouds says:

We can be influenced, but ultimately, we choose our actions.

Kandy_O says:

They add to violence, yes. But they do not MAKE people violent.

 
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TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

From a dog's perspective...

1) Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!

2) Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4) Any good that involves balancing food on my nose, stop it!

5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whooooooooo Hoooooooooo - what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9) Dog sweaters. Hello??? Have you noticed the fur??

10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth... You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

Thanks very much to Pennybuckets for sending this to me.


HOW TO SAY SOMETHING ANNOYS YOU

There are many ways to say that something annoys you or drives you crazy. Feel free to add to this list and to vote for your favorite expression...

That really pisses me off!

20 points

Are You KIDDING ME??!!!

14 points

Oh, come ON!

said in a disgusted manner13 points

I don't say, I just look

AKA "Mum's just turned you to stone look!&quo more...11 points

Drives Me Crazy

7 points

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

6 points

Now, is not the time to annoy me

LOL one of my favorite expressions6 points

No words needed

just a hand gesture, or just the finger works too. more...5 points

Drives me Up The Wall

4 points

10

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

4 points

11

Oh for Heaven's sake!!!!

4 points

12

That's Annoying!

with a faint smile :)4 points

13

GOOD GRIEF!

To the kids4 points

14

Nothing, just an eye roll

4 points

15

Talk to the Hand

3 points

16

For f**k sake!!

3 points

17

You've got to be kidding me!!!

3 points

18

don't make me hurt you

3 points

19

http:bluetoothcarreceiver.com

3 points

20

Ruffles My Fur

2 points

21

I Wouldn't If I Were You

2 points

22

ARGGGGGGGGG

2 points

23

Yeah. Um,...... seriously?

Not really as a question but a statement.2 points

24

This coversation is over

2 points

25

Makes Me See Red

1 point

26

Makes Me Want To Scream

1 point

27

Cheeses me off.1 point

28

Does my 'ed in! :)1 point

29

Shishkabibble

I dunno either, my Dad used to say it! Oh! "S more...1 point

30

Say WHAT?!?

while giving a dirty look.. :)1 point

31

Up Yours!

1 point

32

(to self) ... "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better!"

(quote from the first Pink Panther movie "A Shot more...1 point

33

Now you hold it right there

1 point

34

Do you think much?

Usually followed with, "Deerrrrrrrr!"1 point

35

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

1 point

36

While I appreciate your point of view, and that yo more...1 point

37

B**ch, please!

1 point

38

Are you out of your ever lovin' mind?

From Andy Griffith1 point

39

Gets On My Goat

0 points

40

Drives Me Round The Bend

0 points

41

That boat don't float!

0 points

42

I'm Going to Explode All Over Your Face

0 points

43

shuuuccckkss!

0 points

44

Flibberty Gibberty!

0 points

45

What the? Son of a biscuit eater!

0 points

46

Don't make me tap dance on your head!

0 points

47

Don't make me open this can of whup-ass on you!

0 points

48

Shut your mouth while you're talking to me

0 points

49

The consitution says I have the right to freedom from your speech

0 points

50

Really? Are we SERIOUS?

0 points

51

Laaard tundering geeezus by-uh!

I have no idea how to spell what I've heard people more...0 points

52

Arrrggh! Festering sh*tflaps!!!

0 points

53

Your an A**hole

0 points

54

Please... STOP THAT CHEWING!

When your in a confined place, like a bus and all more...0 points

55

Have you tried picking up your teeth with broken fingers?!

OK- this is very over the top but can be delivered more...0 points

PET PEEVES ON AMAZON

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REALLY IRRITATING PEOPLE

I Wish To Report A Burglary - One Of Those Classic Monty Python Sketches

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PEOPLE WHO USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING

This is a pet peeve of mine, but mostly if the driver is a bad one and oblivious to the world around them.

I know that it is dangerous to drive while on the phone, especially if you are holding the phone, and I do admit to driving a lot these days while being on the phone, which is legal in Florida as it is in much of the USA. However I do drive an automatic - if I needed to constantly use my hand to change gear, I would not be wanting to hold the phone.

I wouldn't mind at all if they made it illegal to hold your phone while driving, but I do definitely think people need to be able to communicate while they are on the move, and there is no reason these days why anyone cannot use a headset or other hands free device. Most phones these days include Bluetooth, so you don't even need to attach a cable to the phone to make calls. A woman can leave the phone in her purse, or a man the phone on his belt and still make calls. In addition many phones allow voice dialling, so you don't even need to use the phone to dial.


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One big NO NO though is texting while driving. Are you crazy? Just how you think you can read text messages at the same time as keeping your eyes on the road, or even worse typing while driving... Some people are just waiting for accidents to happen...


BLUETOOTH HANDS-FREE ACCESSORIES

If you must use your phone while you are driving, use it with a Bluetooth hands-free headset so you can keep both hands on the wheel.

If you are one of those people mentioned above who holds the phone while driving, just consider how much safer it would be if you used a headset. Not just while driving, you will find a Bluetooth headset handy in all sorts of situations.

Here are a few products that might come in handy.

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TOP TEN HATES OF UK MOTORISTS

As Published In The Bournemouth Echo

A new survery by engine oil manufacturer Castrol, as reported in the Bournemouth Echo, shows that the most hated traits among UK motorists are Lane Hogging and Tailgating.

Here is the full list. I think that most of us can identify with these pet hates on the road.

  1. Lane-hogging/middle lane slow driving
  2. Tailgating
  3. Changing lanes without indicating
  4. Erratic or unnecessary braking
  5. Talking on a mobile phone without hands-free
  6. Cutting across lanes due to lack of preparation for junction
  7. Drivers not letting you join the motorway from the slip road
  8. Rubbernecking
  9. Undertaking
  10. Vehicles weaving in and out of slow-moving traffic

PUBLICLY FUNDED MODERN 'ART'

A rant by Darren Koobs on how public money is spent on the arts

This article was originally published on Associated Content from Yahoo!

I went on a field trip once to see a modern art exhibit. It was in a museum that displayed publicly funded work of people with names like Bartholomew Filbert Howlysmurf III.

I commented that one modern art entry didn't resemble anything at all. A girl standing next to me said, "You're not supposed to see it for what it is. Feel what it means; let it speak to you."

After a few moments of staring at this thing, I grinned and said, "Wow! It's speaking to me!"

"What's it saying?" she asked excitedly.

"It's saying, 'Help me! I'm a metal pile of crap!'"

She didn't laugh.

But really, what are they thinking at the National Endowment for the Arts? They support publicly funded creations that back ends of cows can create. And although I'm not a modern art expert, I do know about cow leavings. Having worked in a dairy farm I know more about manure than anyone would want to. And seeing hundreds of millions of dollars spent on essentially the same thing is puzzling. If what the NEA finances truly is art, then I fertilized acres of farmland with modern art publicly funded by cows

But this isn't what bothers me, as troubling as it is. What's upsetting is that for decades we have been downsizing art education in our schools. Many districts have removed whole arts departments while publicly funded modern art continues to publicly poop in cities across America.

If the NEA chooses to keep the equivalent of dookie publicly funded, that's ok. But it should not be funded ahead of education in the arts. First teach our children how to use the tools of art and how to express themselves through different mediums. Or at worst arts education can be publicly funded equally with the metal crap piles. At least be fair.

Darren Koobs writes for Associated Content from Yahoo! Click on the link to read more humorous articles by this talented author.

MY PET PEEVES FROM STAND-UP-AND-SLING

Pet Peeves: What Are Yours?
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PET PEEVE BOOKS FOR THE KINDLE

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PARENTS WHO GIVE THEIR CHILDREN SILLY NAMES

Doesn't it make you both mad and sad when you hear of a parent who gave their child a ridiculous name?

Celebrities are notorious for it... For example Bob Geldorf named his daughters Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie. David Bowie named his son Zowie. The weird and wonderful Frank Zappa named his children Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Rodan and Diva.

How weird is that! But it gets even weirder...

This is part of an article from the BBC about a recent ruling in New Zealand...

A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Judge Rob Murfitt said that the name embarrassed the nine-year-old and could expose her to teasing.

He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.

Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

One mother wanted to name her child O.crnia using text language, but was later persuaded to use Oceania, he said.

I think you will have to agree that some people have no thoughts for how their children will be treated when they grow up. If you would like to read the rest of the article, CLICK HERE

ROUNDABOUT CHALLENGED PEOPLE

Roundabouts are common in the UK, indeed in Europe, Australia, let's face it, in most countries in the world.

So why is it in the USA that so many drivers are Roundabout Challenged?

I agree that in much of the USA there aren't that many roundabouts, but here in South Florida there are quite a few, and I would say that 90% of motorists down here either ignore roundabouts completely, or drive around them the wrong way.

There is a small roundabout close to where I work, on the junction of 3 roads. Most people approach it from the east, then turn to the left and head south. And that's exactly what they do - they don't go around the roundabout by driving to the right of it, they just turn left. And god help anyone coming out of the road on the left at the same time. At least twice I have nearly got hit doing that.

Then, even worse, you get people coming out of the road on the north side and wanting to go south. The distance around the roundabout in either direction is the same, but do they go around it in an anti-clockwise direction? No! They drive around it as if they were driving on the left of the road.

I have even seen the police cars down here driving the wrong way around the roundabouts - so even if you wanted to report anyone, who do you report it to?

Just excuse me for a few minutes while I go to the soundproof padded room, scream and bang my head...

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