My Pet Peeves Those Things That Annoy Me
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MY PET PEEVES THINGS THAT ANNOY AND FRUSTRATE ME
Pet Peeves, Annoyances, Grievances, Frustrations, call them what you will...
This is a comprehensive list of Pet Peeves that a number of people have added, plus many of my Pet Peeves that I enjoyed getting off my chest. It's a wonder the list isn't a mile long, and it really feels good when you can vent about something that has been winding you up.
So what are Pet Peeves anyway?
PET PEEVES are those little things in life that really annoy or frustrate you. It can be things that aren't designed or made correctly, or things that people do that just frustrate the heck out of you. So what drives you crazy?
Cell phone users are one of the biggest pet peeves that many people have these days. So many people are either loud and rude on their cell phones in public, or use them while driving. And why do some people insist on trying to eat a meal on a plate with a fork while driving too! The world is going crazy - and it's driving the rest of us crazy at the same time.
Driving! Now that's another Pet Peeve! There are so many bad drivers around. We have all seen them, maybe even been one...
To let people know your Pet Peeves, just add to the list below. As well as adding your Pet Peeves, be sure to vote for the most annoying things on the list. And tell your friends if you like this lens.
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Hot topics right now are rude or inconsiderate cell phone users, and rude people in general.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
- MY PERSONAL PET PEEVES
- SAVE OUR GREEN BELT
- What Are Your Feelings About Population Growth?
- HOW TO IRRITATE PEOPLE
- YOUR TOP RANKED PET PEEVES
- DO PET PEEVES MAKE PEOPLE VIOLENT?
- TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
- HOW TO SAY SOMETHING ANNOYS YOU
- REALLY IRRITATING PEOPLE
- PEOPLE WHO USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING
- TOP TEN HATES OF UK MOTORISTS
- PUBLICLY FUNDED MODERN 'ART'
- MY PET PEEVES FROM STAND-UP-AND-SLING
- PARENTS WHO GIVE THEIR CHILDREN SILLY NAMES
- ROUNDABOUT CHALLENGED PEOPLE
- OTHER LENSES ABOUT MY PET PEEVES
- The Laughline
- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS LENS?
- My Facebook Fan Page
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MY PERSONAL PET PEEVES
Ok, so what really truly annoys and frustrates me so much that I have to get on my soapbox and shout about it....
These are in no particular order, just the order that I thought of them in....People who drive using their cell phones and are oblivious to the traffic around them. If they are not wavering out of their lane, they are driving so slow compared to the traffic in front, that cars are forced to go around them in order to catch up.
People who talk during Movies or Concerts. This really gets to me, especially at a concert, where they should be paying attention to the artist who is performing. I went to one concert last year and had 4 people in the row in front who did nothing but yap yap yap solidly through the whole performance. They weren't even watching the performer. It was so annoying.
On the subject of Squidoo, lenses that are just a list of links and nothing more. There are so many opportunities to create good lenses, that it saddens me to find those that are nothing more than a 3 line introduction and hundreds of eBay and Amazon links, and dozens of Flickr images. Such a shame, especially if it's supposed to be a tribute lens, in which case there is so much background to write about.
Drivers who don't indicate properly. This really gets to me. Only last night I was going to pull out of a side road and there was a truck coming towards me but indicating that he was going to turn into my road. Good job I didn't pull out, because he just kept on driving straight and would have gone straight into me. Conversely I get mad at those drivers who feel it necessary to indicate when and only when they have already begun to turn. I'm sorry but what's the point of doing it then?
People Who Park Crooked. Oh yes - you know who you are... So you drive up to park, it's a busy day, few free spaces, and there is this car parked almost diagonally across 2 spaces. I feel like doing something nasty to his mirrors or putting nails under the tires... Gggrrrrhhh....
Loud Music In Restaurants. Don't you just hate it when the noise is so loud that you can't hear yourself thing, can't hear your waiter, they can't hear you, and it's impossible to have a conversation. I am one of these people who finds it hard to focus on one specific sound if there is a lot of noise, so trying to understand what a person is saying to me is almost impossible. I often end up nodding and agreeing with them, yet I have no clue what they are talking about. Occasionally I get caught out when I realise they were asking me a question...
People Who Drive Without Their Lights On when it's raining heavily or foggy. Yes I know having your lights on doesn't help you see any better, but wouldn't you feel safer knowing that other drivers can at least see you? It's illegal in the UK to drive in bad weather without your lights on, but certainly many people in the USA, especially in South Florida don't seem to care. They must be some of the worst drivers I have seen anywhere.
People Who Leave Unrelevant Links On Guestbooks. A guestbook is for leaving comments related to a lens or any other web page. It really winds me up to see postings from people who do nothing more than leave a list of links in the guestbook to promote their own pages. It's tacky, trashy and just plain bad. I have all my guestbooks set to remove HTML, plus all comments are set to require approval. I love comments, but don't leave unrelated spam or you will get banned.
Well those are some of the things that really get my goat. I'm not really an angry young man (or old man), but sometimes, you know, things happen that just make you want to wring someone's neck...
But so far today is a good day :)
PET PEEVE TOYS ON AMAZON
SAVE OUR GREEN BELT
Don't think about building more houses - think about how to have fewer people
It really irks me when the news in the UK is filled with stories about legislation to prevent or allow new housing developments to be built on what is currently designated as "Green Belt" land.
For those who are not aware of what a "Green Belt" is, it's areas of land around cities, towns and villages that has never been built on and that has been designated to remain so, to stop the urban sprawl that leads to settlements eventually joining up with each other.
Lately in the UK due to a shortage of homes, there have been plans to try and build on some of England's green spaces, which would destroy forever the beautiful views and in many cases also destroy the way of life in what are currently small villages, not to mention putting a strain on the local roads.
My Pet Peeve is that the Government can't see an alternative to building more houses in what is an already overcrowded island. Why can't they look at some way to reduce the population, by putting in some form of incentive for families to have fewer children, and to lower immigration rates.
Right now families get benefits for every child that they have, and some who live on benefits have more children just so they can claim more money, not because they want more children, which is also wrong. Maybe I had better stop here before I REALLY get on my soapbox...
What Are Your Feelings About Population Growth?
Do you think the Governments ought to look at ways to build more housing and to keep expanding towns and villages, or do you think it's time to look at ways to prevent the population from increasing further?
More people means more demand for housing. What should the Governments do?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byPeople need somewhere to live, does it matter if the countryside is built on.
LaraineRose says:
I live in a big country where there is still a lot of space. Unfortunately, the new building is being done in the towns and cities and not only spoiling scenery but also destroying farms and fruit growing orchards surrounding the area. The town wants the taxes from the homes. Farms don't pay much.
I believe, in this area, greed plays a big part in expansion taking place where it shouldn't. I really like the fact that people are able to come here from other countries and find relative peace and happiness.
Posted January 17, 2012
miaponzo says:
Well.. unfortunately.. people need a place to live don't they? It does matter if the countryside is built on.. but??
Posted January 04, 2012
collettehrock says:
I found it hard between both choices, I think that more money needs to be set aside for housing and if developed properly we can still have our parks, lakes and all of the things that make living comfortable, on the other hand I am concerned about children being born into families where they are not necessarily wanted, I think that before we become parents we should first learn how to parent properly, the thought of kids living without a decent home is something that we should think about as well
Posted December 04, 2011
getmoreinfo says:
I feel that there is plenty of land that is unused and not developed, the population is not to blame for poor city planning. Overcrowded cities are the result of developers and real estate builders being greedy.
I wish that everyone could experience what it is like to live off the land and enjoy the scenic views of the mountains, oceans and forests. Hopefully people will wake up and see that the problem is not population growth it is poor city management.
Posted November 22, 2011
Enough is enough! It's time to save what little countryside we have left.
Steve Kaye says:
We live on a finite plant. Every major support system on our planet is under stress because of too much pollution, too much green space destruction, too much waste - - the list goes on. Unlimited population growth is an old idea that has to end.
Posted January 30, 2012
CountrySunshine says:
I live in a rural area, and I really hate seeing all the development in town. Why not just renovate the existing housing, instead of encroach on the countryside?
Posted January 25, 2012
IanMayfield says:
The problem is that the entire global economy is centred around GROWTH, and to sustain that you need more people. A few European countries are already experiencing negative population growth and most news reports I've read seem to take it as a given that this is a calamity.
If we are going to achieve sustained population reduction, then we need to completely overhaul the economy and our idea of how it ought to work... and God knows it's not in the best of health the way it is!
Posted January 18, 2012
alexkazam says:
Overdevelopment is usually due to greed rather than need- developers making a fast buck with poorly designed housing estates on former greenbelt land- that, once it's gone, is gone forever.
Another problem is car ownership is insane- and this has been partially caused by public transport being some of the most expensive in Europe. If car-free zones were created then the available land for housing could double and impact on the environment would be much less.
Posted January 12, 2012
lestroischenes says:
Government should definately halt population growth - totally! Seriously though, high quality high density building should be the answer instead of housing estate deserts;
Posted December 12, 2011
BeyondRoses says:
This has always been my thought, that there should be incentives for people to have LESS children. In the US too, the more kids they have, the more benefits in housing and everything. You've struct on one of my pet peeves. I won't even get on to the issue of illegal aliens we have here.
Posted December 07, 2011
Luv2help says:
Sadly, too many folks are all about themselves. I know nature leads folks to take care of #1 but there are so many people in close proximity and we need to heed :)
Posted November 24, 2011
poddys says:
In response to Bob, immigration in the UK, in particular from Eastern Europe and Asia, is the main cause of population growth. That and the number of children that immigrant families are having, again mostly Asian ones, as compared with western families.
Actually I can trace my roots back more than 300 years to England, but that is not the point here. The point is that the government are looking to build more houses to cater for an ever growing population, rather than seeking to find ways to stop the population growth.
Posted November 11, 2011
bob says:
o yes...blame the imigrants, as always. I'm sure you can trace your heritage to the first people that lived in England... The countryside is beautiful but seriously? blaming the 'immigrants'...
Posted November 11, 2011
CanadaREVIEW says:
You made me laugh (I am sorry) I confess I was a "Person Who Parked Crooked" just the other day! However, I have an excuse! I am 5'00 tall (quite tiny) and I purchased a full-sized truck, needless to say I can not see the passenger side of the vehicle in the front , and so I am still developing that skill. A pillow is not much help either still too tiny!
Next time I purchase a vehicle I will keep this article in mind! Thanks for sharing!
Posted October 27, 2011
meisgood132 says:
Apart from the National Parks nothing is safe. All down to greed.
Posted October 24, 2011
Rewards4life says:
We need to preserve as much natural countryside and land as possible, there is so much riding on the fine balance of nature and once it's gone it's gone. Even in my short lifetime there have been significant loses to areas of land with the introduction of mass housing developments. The population will probably keep increasing until people fall of the edges of this small island.
Posted October 16, 2011
poddys says:
It's definitely time to look at halting the population explosion, especially when in the UK most of the growth is due to immigrants and their larger families, or people having children just to claim more benefits. Once destroyed, the natural beauty can never be replaced.
Posted October 11, 2011
YOUR TOP RANKED PET PEEVES
Let us know your pet peeves, and vote on what you think are the greatest annoyances of all time.
1
People who let their kids scream and run around in stores and restaurants
97 points
2
People who talk on their phones while driving
I admit it - I use my cell phone while I drive, bu more...45 points
3
People Who Talk At The Movies
So you go to the cinema to see a movie, and the pe more...40 points
4
Getting disconnecting after being on hold FOREVER
This always happens when I only have so much time more...40 points
5
Lenses Which Are Just A Lot Of Sales Links
No real content, well maybe a short paragraph if y more...39 points
6
People who cut in line
35 points
7
Aggressive Dogs Allowed To Be Off The Leash
Their owners feign surprise when these dogs attack more...35 points
9
Telemarketers
Call over and over everyday30 points
10
People who can't spell
26 points
11
People who think they know everything
Done it all & tells you about it. Shut the f*@ more...24 points
12
Loud music in the restaurant
This is a no-brainer...I can't even hear myself TH more...23 points
13
People smoking when driving with kids in the car.
Really pisses me off!!!!!23 points
14
People who read their Blackberry while talking to you
Worse yet, people who stare at that thing 24/7. I more...21 points
15
People who leave shopping carts in parking spaces
21 points
16
People who talk too much
You ask a question that needs a simple answer, and more...20 points
17
Endless Call Trees
You never get the option to talk to a live person!20 points
18
Poor spelling and grammar
Especially in a professional setting. Memos distri more...20 points
19
someone pulls out in front of me,then drives 30mph
& being asked a question when I have a mouthfu more...19 points
20
People Who Lie
I can't stand to be lied to.19 points
21
People Who Park Crooked
Don't you just love those people who park at an an more...18 points
22
People who steal your ideas ...
And then make them look like they are their own.18 points
23
People who haven't learned the difference between plural and possessive
and write things like "my pet peeve's"18 points
25
People who think they own the road
17 points
26
Bad Pregnancy Etiquitte
Why do people think it's OK to touch a stranger's more...17 points
28
People who Complain
Like all the time!17 points
30
People Who Stop Their Grocery Carts In The Middle of the Aisle
Should do grocery carts like driving, stay on the more...16 points
31
Businesses with endless call trees vs. someone to talk with
15 points
34
People who ask you for advice, then Argue with you when you give it to them
12 points
35
People who interrupt all the time
12 points
36
Loud Radios and TVs in stores
I know they want to get peoples' attention but do more...11 points
37
Neighbors' cats that potty in your vege garden!!!
I say trap the owners & take THEM to the pound more...11 points
38
Cashiers using cell phones whilst serving customers
Happened in Tesco's once...11 points
39
Standing Too Close To Me In Line
We're all in line together and you standing so clo more...11 points
40
When cashiers put your change on top of your bills.
Especially at the drive-thru!!!11 points
41
People who park right in front of the doors and run in.
Go and find a parking spot already. And to top it more...10 points
42
People who leave chewed wads of gum under tables!
Yeccch. Need I say more?10 points
43
buying only name brands,
those who won't wear anything but!10 points
44
People who accept calls while in a waiting room!
Then continue to talk loudly for a long time. Piss more...9 points
45
Cell phone users (again) at the check out
Can't be any more rude to service personel at the more...9 points
46
Teenagers texting when you're trying to talk to them
My daughter is a cell phone addict. I can't have a more...8 points
47
Men who say they will call....then don't.
7 points
48
Digging for the exact change when at the checkout
This drives me CRAZY!!!7 points
51
People who blow their nose in a restaurant, GRRR!7 points
52
People that are always late;
It drives me crazy when you set a time to meet som more...7 points
53
Stupid Marketing Terms.
Residual Income? Okay, what kind of residue are th more...6 points
54
Driving slow in rush hour traffic
Usually talking on the phone at the same time.6 points
55
Expiration Dates on Food Packages
Can they make them any smaller! Geesh!6 points
56
Lenses With Unrelated Banner Ads In The Intro
Give me some good content before hitting me with a more...6 points
57
Lensmasters who submit totally irrelevant lenses to your group
You clearly list the citeria. You tell them the ty more...6 points
58
People Who Talk To You with Sunglasses On
Now, that's just rude, yall6 points
59
People who drive with their blinker on and no intention of changing lanes.
You know...they just forget to turn it off. I want more...6 points
60
Merging drivers who don't step on the gas pedal
I try not to be in the right lane on a freeway at more...6 points
61
Baseball players who spit
Drives me nuts when you're watching television and more...5 points
62
People's cellphone calls with background noise
When you call and the background noise is loud, I more...5 points
63
Cashiers that don't count change back.
Seriously, it's not that hard to do, and it means more...5 points
64
Lens rating system with one bad person
For the most part the rating system is good. But w more...5 points
65
People who ride their bikes in the busy street when there is a sidewalk right there!
I just want to run them over!5 points
66
People on Twitter who think you want to know they have just uing out their washing!
I go on Twitter to get away from stuff like that, more...5 points
67
People who are naturally gross
Those who don't seem somewhat clean, eat all slopp more...5 points
68
People who sit in their cars eating their lunch, then just fling all their trash out the window.
Fat asses that sit in their cars eating their fast more...5 points
69
Writers/teachers using "Where you at?" or "Where's [X] at?"
Use instead: "Where IS X?" "Where A more...5 points
71
Misleading Advertising
Tell me the truth. I'll check out your claim anywa more...5 points
72
Elevator Button Pushers
Usually done by kids, you get into the lift/elevat more...4 points
73
8 hot dog buns and 12 weiners
either way, something is going to waste.....4 points
74
People who use you as an EXIT
Do I have a people magnet or something? At least l more...4 points
76
Blurry photos in the Polaroid module!
4 points
77
Adding a new module & waiting forever to put it in the right place.
Say you add a new module to your lens and you want more...4 points
78
Drivers Who Block The Crosswalks
I hate trying to get across the street and there i more...4 points
79
People Who Eat Raw Onions....
Then go to the gym without brushing their teeth fi more...4 points
81
Zigging When You Should Zag
In hindsight you see that your major decisions are more...4 points
82
People who don't tell you they don't speak English
We have to ask people medical questions at work. W more...4 points
83
Fat people in flip flops making that loud flip flop slap sound...Ugh!!!
Drives me nuts!4 points
84
Giovanna's Pet Peeves!
*Pet peeves*
1.) putting the toilet tissue in backwards..pulling more...4 points
85
People who change baby diapers/nappies in public places
Please wipe up litle bottoms in private, not on a more...4 points
87
People kicking the back of your seat at the theatre
These jolts to the body of the person seated in fr more...4 points
88
People who sneezes/coughs on you without covering.
Like OMFG!, cover your mouths/nose! Geez.. Don't w more...4 points
89
People Who Use the Word "Surreal"
I don't know why, but that's so annoying to me3 points
90
Taking alot of really good pictures then realizing the memory card wasn't in
3 points
91
People who sell ebook half-off right after others pay full price...
Great way to make the customer feel like a chump!3 points
92
Why don't you just tell the truth?
Over and over again. For god sakes if there was a more...3 points
94
People who say they have a question mark.
You have a question fool! A question mark is somet more...3 points
95
People who come in an Antique Mall and ask if we BUY antiques!
Nope...we're makin' 'em out back all fresh and nic more...3 points
96
Rock and Hardcore music
I really hate it when someone listen rock and hardcore more...3 points
97
People Who Misuse Microwaves
You know who you are! You put something in the mic more...2 points
98
Proving you didn't steal when leaving a store.
You pay. They usually watch you pay. Then they dem more...2 points
99
People who spelled their own kid name wrong.
I'm not talking about unique spelling, like K inst more...2 points
100
Anyone or any attempt to "Rick Roll" You
Rick Rolling sucks now, let it die please.2 points
101
People who ram you with shopping trolleys, buggies or mobility scooters
Shopping is enough of a drag without some oaf crip more...2 points
102
Use of the word "sucks"
Enough already. Has the meaning and connotation of more...2 points
103
Pay at the Pump not working
Want to pay at the pump but it's out of paper for more...2 points
104
People who leave pets in their cars while they shop.
I see too many pets, usually dogs, left in cars wi more...2 points
105
Slow wide people who block the pavement
When you need to be somewhere and somebody insists more...1 point
107
A great deal of peeves have been mentioned, however:
Drivers who slow down to 8 odd kph for at least a K more...0 points
108
Drivers who come to a full stop before a right-hand turn!
Seriously, unless it is a VERY narrow turn, is tha more...0 points
109
Having a train delayed, being taken half way to the destination, and then the train taken out of service
Being halfway between A & B without a way to carry more...0 points
110
People who get annoyed because you're in the merging lane... um... merging!
0 points
111
People who ask you a question after it's too late.
They're already bought the wrong product. They've more...0 points
112
My husband who loads dirty dishes into a dishwasher full of clean dishes.
I suspect he does it to avoid having to empty out more...0 points
113
Cashiers who ignor you.
Cashiers who has so little customer service skills more...0 points
114
People who gather to chat in the middle of the pavement
Never had road rage, but this causes bad pavement more...0 points
115
People who get on the bus and then look for their pass/purse
They have stood at the bus stop/in the queue for t more...0 points
116
people who walk down the middle of parking lots while looking for their vehicles
All you have to do is move over 6 feet and others more...0 points
MOVIES ABOUT ANNOYING PEOPLE
Some people can just be really annoying can't they. It doesn't matter what they do, they just seem to get on people's nerves. And then there are people who find everyone around them gets on their nerves and drives them crazy.
Adam Sandler is just one such person. In many of his acting roles he either plays a character who is very annoying, or someone that just doesn't fit in well with the people around him.
He can be usually very funny, but his roles very often annoy people.
Here are some of my favorite Adam Sandler Movies - and yes I do like him a lot.
DO PET PEEVES MAKE PEOPLE VIOLENT?
Do you think that those repetitive things that really annoy us are a factor in some people being violent? For example seeing the same commercial every 5 minutes during a football game, or people abusing the lanes in traffic at the same spot every day. Let's have your view on things...
Do Pet Peeves Add To Instances Of Violence?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byDefinitely! Some Things Would Make A Saint Violent.
lensesbyjames says:
They could just depends how irritated a person can get.
Posted February 03, 2012
Tipi says:
One never know what may set someone off...a pet peeve could do it for someone at the wrong moment.
Posted January 21, 2012
bunyip says:
I think they probably do, especially if they were having a bad day or were very stressed. It wouldn't take much to tip someone over the edge.
Posted January 21, 2012
WriterJanis says:
I think it could if someone isn't in their proper mental state.
Posted January 10, 2012
miaponzo says:
I would say yes.. sometimes :) And some people are naturally violent, too.
Posted January 04, 2012
cwkerns says:
I do believe that pet peeves can trigger violence. If someone is already having a bad day they can easily be pushed over the edge by someone committing one of their pet peeves.
Posted November 24, 2011
reasonablerobinson says:
Violent thoughts maybe. The times I've imagined i-pod users on my train commute slowly being boiled in oil whilst listening to 'my' favourite music!
Posted October 16, 2011
paulbarton says:
I often long for this country of ours, ie England to become more obviously proud but there is a downside of Nationalism which scares the hell out of me. The rise of Nazi Germany was born out of a resurgent pride and lack of leadership - we all know the resultant fruit. So perhaps there has to be a middle ground.
Posted October 15, 2011
sousababy says:
Yes, I believe that some pet peeves can lead to violence (esp. if someone is under the influence) - for example, road rage. Also, apparently in hotter weather, violence is more likely (a study I read years ago).
Posted October 11, 2011
Of Course Not, Some People Are Naturally Violent
lilymom24 says:
I think it depends on the individual and what their personal thresh hold for handling annoyance and frustration is.
Posted January 11, 2012
collettehrock says:
People that get Violent because they feel peeved are generally not very well people, I think at some stage of our lives we have all annoyed someone to some degree
Posted December 04, 2011
getmoreinfo says:
Well I would have to say that it is not WHAT happens to you it is HOW you respond to it that makes the difference if it has any power over you. I forget what book I read but it basically said that if a person, place or thing is able to get you mad, upset, or angry then whatever it is has won.
I guess it is our responsibility to not let these annoyances affect us to the point of violence, because that type of reaction will not solve anything, it will only make matters worse and the ironic thing is that the very thing that annoyed you in the first place will continue despite how we feel about it.
Posted November 22, 2011
mypotlpeople says:
I think if you are already having a bad day a pet peeve can make it worse and promote violence in people who are predisposed that way.
Posted September 17, 2011
gypsyman27 says:
I tend to try to stay away from violence, but once someone has annoyed me I can be really harsh with my words. I know how to hurt people with words. I think that some of us are given to violence, and indeed things like a repetitive commercial may send some into the realm of actual violence. Who knows? See you around the galaxy...
Posted September 04, 2011
SaraLynn says:
I am not the violent type.. but I have seen other people get violent and nasty. I usually do have to speak up and say something. I am always telling kids in restaurants that it is not a day care center and to go sit down. I think that may be my number one pet peeve.
Posted July 22, 2011
mukeshdaji says:
A pet peeve standing alone is highly unlikely to turn a sane person into an insane person, with that said, I think most certainly it could take an insane person or one predisposed to acting out in an aggressive manner to react to a pet peeve in an irrational manner.
Posted May 24, 2011
fluffyclouds says:
We can be influenced, but ultimately, we choose our actions.
Posted April 04, 2011
PET PEEVE MUSIC ON AMAZON
I bet you didn't know that you could download MP3's about My Pet Peeves did you? Take a look at this selection of interesting and funny downloads.
TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
From a dog's perspective...
1) Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!
2) Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4) Any good that involves balancing food on my nose, stop it!
5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whooooooooo Hoooooooooo - what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9) Dog sweaters. Hello??? Have you noticed the fur??
10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth... You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
Thanks very much to Pennybuckets for sending this to me.
HOW TO SAY SOMETHING ANNOYS YOU
There are many ways to say that something annoys you or drives you crazy. Feel free to add to this list and to vote for your favorite expression...
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That really pisses me off!
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Are You KIDDING ME??!!!
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Oh, come ON!
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Drives Me Crazy
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Now, is not the time to annoy me
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Drives me Up The Wall
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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That's Annoying!
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GOOD GRIEF!
To the kids4 points
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Nothing, just an eye roll
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Talk to the Hand
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For f**k sake!!
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You've got to be kidding me!!!
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don't make me hurt you
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http:bluetoothcarreceiver.com
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Ruffles My Fur
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I Wouldn't If I Were You
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Makes Me See Red
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Say WHAT?!?
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Up Yours!
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(to self) ... "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better!"
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Do you think much?
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You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
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B**ch, please!
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Are you out of your ever lovin' mind?
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That boat don't float!
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I'm Going to Explode All Over Your Face
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shuuuccckkss!
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Flibberty Gibberty!
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What the? Son of a biscuit eater!
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Don't make me tap dance on your head!
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The consitution says I have the right to freedom from your speech
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PET PEEVES ON AMAZON
REALLY IRRITATING PEOPLE
I Wish To Report A Burglary - One Of Those Classic Monty Python Sketches
PEOPLE WHO USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING

This is a pet peeve of mine, but mostly if the driver is a bad one and oblivious to the world around them.
I know that it is dangerous to drive while on the phone, especially if you are holding the phone, and I do admit to driving a lot these days while being on the phone, which is legal in Florida as it is in much of the USA. However I do drive an automatic - if I needed to constantly use my hand to change gear, I would not be wanting to hold the phone.
I wouldn't mind at all if they made it illegal to hold your phone while driving, but I do definitely think people need to be able to communicate while they are on the move, and there is no reason these days why anyone cannot use a headset or other hands free device. Most phones these days include Bluetooth, so you don't even need to attach a cable to the phone to make calls. A woman can leave the phone in her purse, or a man the phone on his belt and still make calls. In addition many phones allow voice dialling, so you don't even need to use the phone to dial.
One big NO NO though is texting while driving. Are you crazy? Just how you think you can read text messages at the same time as keeping your eyes on the road, or even worse typing while driving... Some people are just waiting for accidents to happen...
BLUETOOTH HANDS-FREE ACCESSORIES
If you must use your phone while you are driving, use it with a Bluetooth hands-free headset so you can keep both hands on the wheel.
If you are one of those people mentioned above who holds the phone while driving, just consider how much safer it would be if you used a headset. Not just while driving, you will find a Bluetooth headset handy in all sorts of situations.
Here are a few products that might come in handy.
TOP TEN HATES OF UK MOTORISTS
As Published In The Bournemouth Echo
A new survery by engine oil manufacturer Castrol, as reported in the Bournemouth Echo, shows that the most hated traits among UK motorists are Lane Hogging and Tailgating.
Here is the full list. I think that most of us can identify with these pet hates on the road.
- Lane-hogging/middle lane slow driving
- Tailgating
- Changing lanes without indicating
- Erratic or unnecessary braking
- Talking on a mobile phone without hands-free
- Cutting across lanes due to lack of preparation for junction
- Drivers not letting you join the motorway from the slip road
- Rubbernecking
- Undertaking
- Vehicles weaving in and out of slow-moving traffic
PUBLICLY FUNDED MODERN 'ART'
A rant by Darren Koobs on how public money is spent on the arts
This article was originally published on Associated Content from Yahoo!
I went on a field trip once to see a modern art exhibit. It was in a museum that displayed publicly funded work of people with names like Bartholomew Filbert Howlysmurf III.
I commented that one modern art entry didn't resemble anything at all. A girl standing next to me said, "You're not supposed to see it for what it is. Feel what it means; let it speak to you."
After a few moments of staring at this thing, I grinned and said, "Wow! It's speaking to me!"
"What's it saying?" she asked excitedly.
"It's saying, 'Help me! I'm a metal pile of crap!'"
She didn't laugh.
But really, what are they thinking at the National Endowment for the Arts? They support publicly funded creations that back ends of cows can create. And although I'm not a modern art expert, I do know about cow leavings. Having worked in a dairy farm I know more about manure than anyone would want to. And seeing hundreds of millions of dollars spent on essentially the same thing is puzzling. If what the NEA finances truly is art, then I fertilized acres of farmland with modern art publicly funded by cows
But this isn't what bothers me, as troubling as it is. What's upsetting is that for decades we have been downsizing art education in our schools. Many districts have removed whole arts departments while publicly funded modern art continues to publicly poop in cities across America.
If the NEA chooses to keep the equivalent of dookie publicly funded, that's ok. But it should not be funded ahead of education in the arts. First teach our children how to use the tools of art and how to express themselves through different mediums. Or at worst arts education can be publicly funded equally with the metal crap piles. At least be fair.
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PET PEEVE BOOKS FOR THE KINDLE
PARENTS WHO GIVE THEIR CHILDREN SILLY NAMES

Doesn't it make you both mad and sad when you hear of a parent who gave their child a ridiculous name?
Celebrities are notorious for it... For example Bob Geldorf named his daughters Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie. David Bowie named his son Zowie. The weird and wonderful Frank Zappa named his children Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Rodan and Diva.
How weird is that! But it gets even weirder...
This is part of an article from the BBC about a recent ruling in New Zealand...
A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
Judge Rob Murfitt said that the name embarrassed the nine-year-old and could expose her to teasing.
He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.
Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.
One mother wanted to name her child O.crnia using text language, but was later persuaded to use Oceania, he said.
I think you will have to agree that some people have no thoughts for how their children will be treated when they grow up. If you would like to read the rest of the article, CLICK HERE
ROUNDABOUT CHALLENGED PEOPLE
Roundabouts are common in the UK, indeed in Europe, Australia, let's face it, in most countries in the world.
So why is it in the USA that so many drivers are Roundabout Challenged?
I agree that in much of the USA there aren't that many roundabouts, but here in South Florida there are quite a few, and I would say that 90% of motorists down here either ignore roundabouts completely, or drive around them the wrong way.
There is a small roundabout close to where I work, on the junction of 3 roads. Most people approach it from the east, then turn to the left and head south. And that's exactly what they do - they don't go around the roundabout by driving to the right of it, they just turn left. And god help anyone coming out of the road on the left at the same time. At least twice I have nearly got hit doing that.
Then, even worse, you get people coming out of the road on the north side and wanting to go south. The distance around the roundabout in either direction is the same, but do they go around it in an anti-clockwise direction? No! They drive around it as if they were driving on the left of the road.
I have even seen the police cars down here driving the wrong way around the roundabouts - so even if you wanted to report anyone, who do you report it to?
Just excuse me for a few minutes while I go to the soundproof padded room, scream and bang my head...
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thesuccess
Jan 31, 2012 @ 12:41 pm | delete
- sdrawkcab gnihtemos etirw ot tseuq a no m'I syddoP iH
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veryirie
Jan 30, 2012 @ 10:08 pm | delete
- My pet peeve is stupid questions. I'm sorry, I'm sure I ask stupid questions all the time, but when someone asks me a stupid question, it peeves the heck out of me. Yes, I'm awful (but truthful). haha
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CountrySunshine
Jan 25, 2012 @ 9:28 am | delete
- I can certainly relate to this lens! Many of my pet peeves are listed here. You've done a really wonderful job with this! Thanks!
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Jan 24, 2012 @ 6:23 pm | delete
- This is such an excelelnt page and very funny in places, some people irritate me more than others, why can't they just be like me lol!
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Close2Art
Jan 21, 2012 @ 9:08 pm | delete
- I'm going to name my next pet, Peeves, great page!!!Blessed
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Jan 21, 2012 @ 5:31 pm | delete
- Returning to refresh myself on your pet peeves and have been here for like 3 days, this has sure grown and offers fun for everyone....even the dogs are getting into the act!
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Jan 21, 2012 @ 1:30 pm | delete
- Great lens - ever thought of taking up meditation??
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Jan 18, 2012 @ 10:58 pm | delete
- A lot of my pet peeves involve oblivious people (on cell phones). Hey, folks, get off the phone and talk to the people you are with and interact with your child.
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Jan 17, 2012 @ 3:01 pm | delete
- Nice lens.
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LaraineRose Jan 17, 2012 @ 12:34 pm | delete
- My pet peeve: While driving the speed limit, vehicles come close up behind me or I see them doing it to someone else. They want you to move over into the other lane. I usually will move over but If I am turning left soon I will not. If we ever had to stop fast, there surely would be an accident. A lot of drivers in Canada do this ... it's plain rude and dangerous to boot.
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Jan 15, 2012 @ 1:53 pm | delete
- Totally enjoyed your Lens. Since I spend so much time here on Squidoo, the so-called "Lensmasters" who produce nothing but subpar Lenses with loads of links is also a pet peeve for me. I like ones like this where it's obvious that you put some time and thought into it.
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Holysheepskin
Jan 12, 2012 @ 9:06 am | delete
- How fun is this lens! My biggest pet peeve is probably when people say what? and then answer you...why do that? obviously you heard me! The other is kids with no manners!
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Jan 11, 2012 @ 3:04 pm | delete
- P.S. You should write your book "I Only Wanted An Simple Life". It would make an interesting read. Don't give up on the idea.
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Jan 11, 2012 @ 3:02 pm | delete
- Some of the same pet peeves. One more for me is when you are at a stop light and the car next to you has their music so loud you can hear it even with your windows closed. My husband can't stand it when a person stays out in the passing lane and doesn't move over so others can pass.
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hlkljgk Jan 11, 2012 @ 12:27 pm | delete
- good one. driving in the passing lane really gets my goat.
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lilymom24
Jan 11, 2012 @ 6:57 am | delete
- Good lens on pet peeves and I can relate to the cell phone pet peeve.
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Donnette
Jan 11, 2012 @ 2:29 am | delete
- Tickled me this did.. I have read a few really great lenses today, I'll be smiling through the day... thank you!
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Jan 10, 2012 @ 4:34 pm | delete
- You covered some great ones here.
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Jan 9, 2012 @ 4:43 pm | delete
- Great lens! One of my pet peeves is how some people seem to think that their turn signals on their car are just decorative accents!!!! Aaarrgghh!!!!
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miaponzo
Jan 4, 2012 @ 1:00 am | delete
- Cute and realistic! Blessed!
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- Cute and realistic! Blessed!
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- And I thought it was just me....
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Dec 26, 2011 @ 10:51 pm | delete
- You had me howling with laughter when I read a dogs pet peeves! lol
Also it seems most peoples pet peeves are the driving thing. My significant other gets most mad in the car I think. He calls the slow drivers, or drivers that take so long to clear an intersection, um thumb d*cks. HAHAHHA
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survivorsrock
Dec 23, 2011 @ 7:37 pm | delete
- Good to know someone else shares some of my pet peeves.
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Dec 21, 2011 @ 2:01 pm | delete
- This was funny and I imagine over time, a long time, it may take an hour to read it all! My pet peeve is political parties playing dirty pool. I wish they would respect those of us that know what they are doing and quit catering to the petty folks that love the stuff. That would be an interesting poll
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MysticTurtle
Dec 19, 2011 @ 6:32 pm | delete
- Wow, I agreed with a lot of those! But I think my top peeve is businesses (especially restaurants) that blast the air conditioning. If I go anywhere, I have to wear a jacket year-round. That's ridiculous!
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audreannaga
Dec 18, 2011 @ 11:26 am | delete
- awesome lense... we agree on sooo much, it's almost annoying
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whiteskyline
Dec 16, 2011 @ 11:10 am | delete
- I find it interesting that this is your top lens. Then again, I was pulled in by the title through curiosity.
I must admit, some of these gave me a little giggle, and I agree with them too.
recently over here in the US, they tightened the reigns on cell phone usage while driving.
I remember a tad over 10 years ago a phone in a car that wan't hooked into a wire was a pipe dream, which reminds me of Louis CK talking about people upset over a malfunction of something they didn't know existed 10 seconds ago.
Back to the phones in cars, that should be a no brainer in my opinion.
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Dec 14, 2011 @ 9:50 pm | delete
- this is definitely a great lens, have a nice day, tony
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WebWriteGirl Dec 13, 2011 @ 7:50 pm | delete
- I've enjoyed reading your lens! It gave me a good chuckle and I completely agree with many of your peeves. Augh, can't stand those crooked cars!
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- Oh goodness, I do most of these irritating things, park crooked, roundabouts, can't spell, attrocious grammar (how do you spell attrocious?), ............... Mind you, I find intolerance of my particular foibles fairly irritating. fun and very full lens, Tony.
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Dec 7, 2011 @ 11:33 am | delete
- Love your pet peeves. Many of them are mine as well. Lots of fun stuff ... creative YOU!
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Dec 4, 2011 @ 3:00 am | delete
- I really enjoyed the lens, I am not going to say that it peeves me but I agree that a lens with know content and is just full of advertising really isn't very interesting
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Dec 2, 2011 @ 9:41 am | delete
- I really like this lens - Monty Python rocks! I don't know the name of the module you used for listing your own pet peeves and what you say when you're peeved (Plexos??) but this is the first lens I've seen that uses those modules in a great way. Most are nothing but links but your actually has real, live content! Kudos! Blessings
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Dec 1, 2011 @ 9:05 am | delete
- Great lens! I recognised some of my pet peeves,..
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Nov 29, 2011 @ 11:52 pm | delete
- You need to put a warning up for no one to be drinking anything before reading! Excellent lens my friend.
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Nov 27, 2011 @ 1:59 pm | delete
- great thanks
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Nov 26, 2011 @ 8:02 am | delete
- Some hilarious, some I relate to. :) Fun lens.
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Nov 24, 2011 @ 9:37 am | delete
- Fantastic lens! Really enjoyed it.
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Nov 22, 2011 @ 7:26 pm | delete
- I had to laugh about the one where you talk about celebrities who give their kids silly names, I would have to agree with you on that one, it should be against the law to name your kid illogical names. LOL
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Nov 20, 2011 @ 3:10 am | delete
- Wow! That's some list of pet peeves! At first I was surprised to see a lens about pet peeves rank so highly on Squidoo but once I started reading, I knew why! It's a creative lens. I like it!
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Nov 19, 2011 @ 2:40 pm | delete
- So, I'm thinking my pet peeve today would have something to do with digging up Natalie; you know? Hugs my dear ... ;) Wow, look at all those angels.
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- Enjoyed this lens so much before, I had to pop back in and bless it! :)
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squidooposters
Nov 11, 2011 @ 9:47 pm | delete
- This is a Thanksgiving Thank-You post for being such a funny and helpful lensmaster. You joined my site when I was very new to Squidoo and I really appreciated that. I enjoy your work and am grateful to know you. All the best! Darcie
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Lifeboost Nov 7, 2011 @ 1:44 pm | delete
- Excellent idea for a lens - and brilliantly done! :)
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- I just popped back to reread your peeves. Excellent idea for a lens. Quite therapeutic.
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Nov 3, 2011 @ 8:38 am | delete
- What really ticks me is smokers who stand next to a non-smoking sign .... idiots!!!
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segana
Nov 1, 2011 @ 4:51 am | delete
- haha, love em! I've started my own blog for things just like this called The Delete List http://thedeletelist.wordpress.com
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mom247 Oct 27, 2011 @ 2:32 am | delete
- Great lens. My pet peeves generally relate to driving. People here in Brisbane, Australia never let you in when you are trying to get onto a motorway. They make the English seem like the most courteous drivers in the world. Still, we don't have much traffic so I shouldn't complain!.
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- Blessed by a Squid Angel :)
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