Favorite Quotes
Most by ordinary people, some by famous people.
Some of my favorite quotes:
When a friend was asked what he would look for in a boss on an interview, he replied "Well I ain't looking for no slave driver."
When I asked a coworker to do something, she accidentally replied "I'll see if I can't do that for you."
"If you are going to be dumb, you gotta be tough and right now your looking like the toughest person in the world."
Quotes by my grandfather. Original? Probably not. "Why don't you go play in some traffic?" When I hit my head on a table, he asked "Did you hurt my table?"
"I was thinking..." Pause. "Does it hurt?"
My girlfriend told me, "I didn't lie to you. I just made it up."
Co-worker asks another co-worker, "Do you want to rephrase it?" Reply, "No, I just want to say it a different way."
Rodney Dangerfield from the movie "Back to School":
"What's a bath without bubbles? Hey Bubbles, come here."
When I asked a coworker to do something, she accidentally replied "I'll see if I can't do that for you."
"If you are going to be dumb, you gotta be tough and right now your looking like the toughest person in the world."
Quotes by my grandfather. Original? Probably not. "Why don't you go play in some traffic?" When I hit my head on a table, he asked "Did you hurt my table?"
"I was thinking..." Pause. "Does it hurt?"
My girlfriend told me, "I didn't lie to you. I just made it up."
Co-worker asks another co-worker, "Do you want to rephrase it?" Reply, "No, I just want to say it a different way."
Rodney Dangerfield from the movie "Back to School":
"What's a bath without bubbles? Hey Bubbles, come here."
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danskapia
Hi midaste. We've got a couple of quotes on the Tell us what yer sayin' lens that you may like too. Posted September 16, 2008 |
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