My Honeymoon in Italy
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The Quest For the Missing Passport
So, a few days before my wedding, I set about trying to collect everything we needed for the trip. Plane tickets? Check! Rental information? Check! Italian dictionary? Check! Passports? Uh...wait a minute, I thought they were in my desk drawer.
"Honey, do you have the passports?" "No, I thought you had them." "Oh @!#!$$!"
We spent several hours tearing looking on top of, underneath and inside of every single piece of furniture in the house. But the passports were nowhere to be found, and we were supposed to be leaving in four days.
Fortunately, Google guided me to an awesome website called RushMyPassport.com. They are passport expediters, which means that for a fee, they will get your passport application processed in 24 hours. RushMyPassport was worth every penny-they helped us with the paperwork and got us our passports with a day to spare. They saved our honeymoon!
Disaster #2
Getting to the Airport
About an hour and a half away from the airport, the shiny brand-new car dies. Just dies. We walk to a pay phone, call a cab, and get to the airport right about as the plane was leaving.
Of course, the airline wanted to charge us $1000 to put us on another flight. After I spent a good 8 hours crying in the airport, a very, very, very nice customer service rep took us aside and said, "Look, here's what we're going to say. Your car did not break down, you were in an accident. You brought me the accident report. Because I saw the accident report, I can get you on a flight to Milan tomorrow without any extra charge." Bless her!
Trains, Planes and Automobiles

Once we got on the plane, everything was gravy. We landed in Milan, caught a plane to Rome, and then caught a train to Naples. In Naples, we were supposed to switch trains to go to our first destination, the seaside town of Agropoli.
Now, I had allowed 45 minutes between trains when I bought the tickets, but it really should have been longer. Our train was late, and when we got there, the train to Agropoli was gone. And nobody in the train station spoke English very well. Time to try out my Italian-which, as it turns out, was not that great.
We finally got a ticket on the correct train going to Agropoli, where we were greeted by our host, the owner of the Agropoli Villa hotel.
Luigi introduced us to Italian driving. They drive fast!
I wish we had gotten to spend more time there...since we got a late start, we really only had time to see Pompeii.
On to Lanciole (Disco Dancing and Pizza)

Our next stop was the little hilltop town of Lanciole, about 30 minutes away from Florence.
We were supposed to meet our host's cousin, Paola, at the train station. However, we got off the train and couldn't find anyone. I had her cell phone, but the pay phones were broken.
There was a working pay phone in a pizzeria, but I couldn't figure out how to dial the number correctly. You wouldn't think something so simple could be so hard, would you? I finally managed to call a cab (not sure how I accomplished that) and we continued on to Lanciole.
When we got to Lanciole, the first people we saw were an older lady and a little girl. Fortunately, they were amused rather than offended by inadequate Italian, and were able to call our hostess. We stayed in a restored farmhouse, and our hostess, Gloria, bought us dinner the first night at a local pizzeria in the tiny mountain town.
After it got dark, the pizzeria turned into a dance club. They had lights, a dance floor, and everything. We were exhausted though-no dancing for us.
Florence

With Gloria and Paola looking out for us, the rest of the trip went pretty well. We got introduced to another couple from England who were also on honeymoon. We went to see Florence and Lucca, and explored the woods and other towns around Lanciole. And of course, we had gelato. Lots and lots of gelato.
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