MySpace bulletins are a wonderful way to announce important things - and you've been abusing them dreadfully.
What Bulletins Are For:
- Natural or other disaster, help needed.
Feel free to post emergency aid info if, say, NOLA takes a swim again. Once-a-day updates are enough; we have access to CNN too. - Graduation
Congratulations! You've worked hard and deserve the attention. - Book Deal, Publication, Or Signing Event
Definitely bulletin worthy. - Album Release
Be sure to give us ordering details. Bulletin again if it wins an award, has a song from it added to a soundtrack, or goes platinum. - Pregnancy Announcement
Updates are blog material, though. Exception: finding out that you're having multiples. - Birth
Woot! Give us details, and keep us updated - on your blog. - Major Public Event
Give us the details; we may show up. Bulletin once when the date's set, once a month until you're three months out (unless there's a major change or added guest/performer), every two weeks until you're a month out, once a week the last month, and a few days before the event happens.
That's still a lot of bulletins, but less than I've gotten from some venues. - Weekly Public Event
Remind us a few days beforehand - once. - New Product Release
Announce once for a new design at your store. - Auditions/Call For Entries
Bulletin once with the details, once a month when the deadline is three months away (unless there's a major change), every two weeks a month out from the deadline, once a week the last month, and a reminder a few days before the deadline.
Robert Frost, Mending Wall
CyberManners 101
Bulletins Are Not For:
- Spamming.
A weekly event gets bulletined ONCE a week.
A previously published/released book, movie, or album should only be bulletined once a month or so, unless you hit a big sales record or won an award for it. - Quizzes
We're all really proud of you for finding them, but they go on your blog. - Blog Entry Announcements
Again, so proud, but if I wanted to read your blog, I'd already know that you'd made a new entry. - I'm Offended By User ____
It's good that we police each other, but unless someone's posting kiddy porn or snuff photos, it's a matter of taste. Feel free to complain to MySpace; firing off bulletin after bulletin (or email after email) about your valiant efforts to save the morality of MySpace is just masturbatory self-righteousness.

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