Silly Name Games

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What is Your "Soap Opera" Name? Come On--Play Along!

In Laura Lippman's novel In Big Trouble, I learned about a "name game" that would make a good conversation "icebreaker" at a party.

(By the way, I highly recommend the book!_

In chapter 24, Tess (main character) and Rick (a lawyer) are heading to the home of a retired San Antonio Detective whose name is Marty Diamond. A discussion takes place between Tess and Rick about the detective's name.

Thus I discovered the "Silly Name Games".

"He must have a good p*rno name," [Tess] remarked, just to be saying something. 

"Our detective friend, Marty Diamond. A good porno name, but not a good soap opera name," (remarks Tess.)

"What?" (replies Rick)

"Don't you know how to get your porno name? You take your childhood pet['s name] and the name of the street where you lived as a child, and that's your 'nom de nedkkid.' I don't have a good one unless I cheat and take the cross street where I currently live. Then I'm Tweetie Shakespeare. What's yours?" (Tess asks Rick.)
....

"The porno names are problematic, (Tess goes on to explain.) "But the soap opera names always work. That's middle name plus current street. Then I'm Esther Bond. So boring. Sounds like an old lady who runs the dress shop and never gets in on one of the big plots."

"I'm... Midnight Zarzamora." 

(said Rick the lawyer from Lippman's book)

"[Rick] scowled when Tess laughted (at his 'porn name'). "I think it's pretty."(she responded.)

Hmm. Is "Midnight" his pet's name or his middle name?" (Tess thought.)

[from In Big Trouble]

What would your "p*rno name" be? 

Name of your childhood pet + Name of the street you lived on as a child:

Mine would be "Dixie Hill." My childhood pet was a dog named Dixie. I lived on Perry Hill Rd. I cheated a little by leaving off the "Perry". But, it works.

My spouse's name would be "Sonny Boy Street." Or it could have been "Sonny Boy 37." He lived on 37th Street.

Kind of funny isn't it?

MsSnow4a wrote...

Mine would be Shadow Hazel. wow cool i like it, Thanks :)

ReplyPosted May 22, 2009

BigGirlBlue wrote...

Ha! that's funny -- Smokey Dease

ReplyPosted March 18, 2009

Treasures-By-Brenda wrote...

How does

Tigger Garden
Tigger Carlisle
Tigger Armour
or Tigger Spring sound?

Not great, I'm thinking.
Brenda

ReplyPosted February 26, 2009

Sojourn wrote...

Yeah my porn name doesn't work no matter what street or pet I use: Sugar/Heidi/Chump Scotia or Sugar/Heidi/Chump Saratoga but my soap opera name cracked me up: Gertrude Northview. I sound kind of old and wealthy! Very funny stuff!

ReplyPosted February 24, 2009

AdrienneJenkins wrote...

The only pets I had as a kid were fish so my sordid name would be Guppy Fairmont or Siamese Fighting Fairmont or Neon Fairmont. Kind of like the last one.

ReplyPosted February 24, 2009

 
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And Don't Forget Your Soap Opera Name! 

Your Middle Name + Street that you live on now:

Mine would be "Lee Deerfield". Guess what? My spouse's name would be the same! We both have Lee as a middle name.

The name sounds like a banker in Pine Valley, don't you think?

What would your soap opera name be? Explain your character's motivation, too.

Lensmaster

miki wrote

mine is a bit wierd: mincer oatlands

Reply Posted April 04, 2009

BigGirlBlue wrote...

Eva Meadow

ReplyPosted March 18, 2009

BigGirlBlue wrote...

Eva Meadow

ReplyPosted March 18, 2009

Treasures-By-Brenda wrote...

Carolyn Windflower, she sounds like a light-headed whispy lady to me.

Brenda

ReplyPosted February 26, 2009

AdrienneJenkins wrote...

Tomi O. Since I live on a letter street.

ReplyPosted February 24, 2009

Find More Silly Name Games 

These websites have more games that you can play with your name.
Meme-ories ? Trees for the forest
"Trees for the forest" Blog
"Meme-ories"
I love these silly name games. This one comes from Moonbeam McQueen (spy name - Spring Sweetpea - the best!). Play along!! I want to know everyon
Meme: Whats in a Name? Moonbeam McQueen
Moonbeam McQueen
Meme: Whats in aName? January 10, 2008 at 7:23 pm

(Blogging, meme, name generator)
Here's a fun MeMe from LethalEuphoria's site. It's kind of a do-it-yourself name generator.
1. My rock star name (first pet a

In Big Trouble 

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Treasures-By-Brenda wrote...

Fun page...I think I rather like Carolyn Windflower...

Carolyn

ReplyPosted February 26, 2009

Lensmaster

Crissy wrote

WHAT? My porno name is Mindy Shade?!
Hmm..I LIKE IT!

Reply Posted February 15, 2009