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Gil's Secret "Lensranking Chimps" Come Out of the Closet to NAME the SQUID!

 

How would you feel if your creator hadn't bothered to give you a name? (S)He (It's) our All Important Squidoo mascot, and a very busy boy (girl) (thing)!  It's just... outrageous! Help right the wrongs done to this poor little squid.

Help us Secret Lensranking Behind the Scenes AlgoTeam Chimps choose the best name for him (her) (it)!  We help you, you help us!

Believe us, you'll sleep much better once you've done your part.

And meanwhile, you'll be earning money for the charity Chimp Haven! (That will have to do until someone comes up with a Squid Haven we can give to instead). 

They FORGOT TO NAME HIM (Her) (It)?? 

Who ever heard of a squid with no name?

Oh, POOR BABY!

Starving, shivering, freezing, neglected abandoned little orphan in the whole wide world that nobody loves....

Waaaa!

I'll Bet They Forget to Feed Him (Her, It) Too!!! 

Poor hungry little guy (girl) (thing)

Poor STARVING shivering freezing neglected abandoned little orphan in the whole wide world that nobody loves...

Does (s)he (it) eat bananas?

What's The Hold-Up? 

C'mon... Let's Get it Done!

While you're here, BUY BUY BUY!

It benefits Chimp Haven, after all!

BUY BUY BUY! You KNOW you NEED these! 

Chimp Haven, remember???

Chimpanze Chimp Kissing Salt and Pepper Shaker Shakers Set

Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 07/26/2008)

Monkeys for Nothin' and the Chimps for Free

Amazon Price: $13.99 (as of 07/26/2008)

Animal Collection Chimp w/Bananas Knob

Amazon Price: (as of 07/26/2008)

Squid pictures for your INSPIRATION 

While you're in a voting mood...

Which picture best represents the spirit of the squid?

Meet Mr. Squid
Meet Mr. Squid

#1

18 points
3-Dspace
3-Dspace

#2

18 points
sperm whale and giant squid
sperm whale and giant squid

#3

10 points
080303 laser squid
080303 laser squid

#4

5 points
Giant of the Deep
Giant of the Deep

#5

3 points
Caribbean Reef Squid [CCV 2006, 116-26]
Caribbean Reef Squid [CCV 2006, 116-26]

#6

3 points
squid viewing
squid viewing

#7

2 points
Squid sweetheart
Squid sweetheart

#8

2 points
Squid (for Plush You)
Squid (for Plush You)

#9

2 points
Squid
Squid

#10

1 point

This One Got Named Bob 

We Need Help Getting Found in this SEA of SQUIDS!!!

If you rate, vote, comment and LENSROLL this lens, I'll let you put a link to that lens at the bottom of the page! If you LENSROLL THIS TO TWO LENSES, you can put TWO LINKS! As many as you lensroll...

We want Squidooers to help us NAME THE SQUID, and YOU CAN HELP!

All About Bob
Naming Bob
Photo of Bob

Hey!!!! That's MY Name! 

Don't Need TWO Bobs!

Yikes!

Identity Theft!

I NEVER thought it could happen to ME!!!

A Very Useful Question! 

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Nominations for the best name for the Squid 

What name really captures the essence of the Squid?

#1

Squidget

18 points

#2

Squidly

Full name, Squidly Zoowright11 points

#3

Iris

8 points

#4

Squidster

I think it says it all.7 points

#5

Squid-OOdle

OOs are eyes for lenses, movement slang: ska-doodl more...6 points

#6

Squishy

5 points

#7

Squirt

Her Most Noble Lady Squirt the Random of Mellow un more...4 points

#8

Steve

4 points

#9

JOE - Just One Eye

4 points

#10

Txipirone

Milady the Most Honourable Txipirone the Talkative more...3 points

#11

Squiddle

Don't ask why. Ask why not.3 points

#12

Sadie

Derived from the Hebrew: Sarah, meaning Princess.3 points

#13

Frankensquid

3 points

#14

Squid Diddely Doo

Ned Flanders picked out this one3 points

#15

Squidly

3 points

#16

Nut Kraken Sweet

Tchaikovsky never sounded so good3 points

#17

Doogie

Very Lord Doogie the Dissolute of Hopton Goosnargh2 points

#18

Fluffy McSquid

2 points

#19

Ogle

2 points

#20

Oogle

2 points

#21

Satsuma

Satsuma is a Japanese variety of Mandarin Orange. more...2 points

#22

Bogart

From "Casablanca": Here's looking at you more...2 points

#23

Squiddy

A friendly little squid!2 points

#24

Splat

2 points

#25

Lord Squidmaru

2 points

#26

Squid Rock

2 points

#27

Sid the Squid

2 points

#28

Inky

1 point

#29

Squint

1 point

#30

Squideye

1 point

#31

Lensy

1 point

#32

Sushi-Q

Honourable Lady Sushi-Q the Sanguine of Happy Bott more...1 point

#33

Hamilton

1 point

#34

Ringo

1 point

#35

Squidoogie

1 point

#36

Cyclops

1 point

#37

Farquardt

1 point

#38

Squidgie

1 point

#39

Squiggles

1 point

#40

Squirty the Squid

1 point

#41

Sammy the Squid

1 point

#42

InkSpot!

1 point

#43

Squiggy

1 point

#44

Squiduddle

So cute you just wanna cuddle.1 point

#45

Admiral Akbar

Possible copyright violation, but I can't help thi more...1 point

#46

Sorry, SQUIDZILLA is already taken!

Look Here: http://www.squidoo.com/groups/Squidzill more...1 point

#47

I Squidius

1 point

#48

Lensey

1 point

#49

Squidlet The Lensmaster

1 point

#50

Squiz

As in Squidoo-wiz.1 point

#51

Sid

or Sydney...1 point

#52

Squint

Which is whatI do when looking through a lens....1 point

#53

Squidly-Diddly

1 point

#54

Frankenstein

Since Victor Frankenstein also left his creation n more...1 point

#55

Blinky

or Blinkie1 point

#56

Squid

Well... its better than "Late for Dinner" more...1 point

#57

Donkey

As in Donkey the Squid. You know its catchy1 point

#58

Big Eye

And pronounced "Big Guy", lol!1 point

#59

Lensy

1 point

#60

Calamareye

;)1 point

#61

Mojo Squidjo

named after Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff Girls1 point

#62

Seamore the Squid

1 point

#63

Angus

Yeah, I said it - Angus. Who wouldn't love that n more...1 point

#64

Capt'n Jack Squidroll

ARRRGH Mateys!1 point

#65

Squid Meister

The Boss.1 point

#66

Squidmond Freud

Squidmond Freud1 point

#67

Squoogle

1 point

#68

Monoquadspy

Mono-or one eye; Quad -it's only got 4 legs;
spy-i more...1 point

#69

Squidoodle

1 point

#70

Capt LongSquid

1 point

#71

Ye Olde Squid

1 point

#72

Squidle Doodle Doo

1 point

#73

Squiddly Dot

1 point

#74

Igor

1 point

#75

Calamari

1 point

#76

EYEBALL PAUL....

Plays Hammering Tunes!1 point

#77

Sir Squids-a-lot

1 point

#78

Squidoodlebug

Built-in location/activity/affliction description1 point

#79

Squidbert

The Most Honourable Squidbert the Undulant of Hopt more...0 points

#80

Calimari Joe

0 points

#81

iSquid

0 points

#82

Squidzilla

0 points

#83

Cephie

0 points

#84

SquiDewey

0 points

#85

Squidword

0 points

#86

Squeeze

0 points

#87

SquidBob

0 points

#88

Squinky

0 points

#89

Len

0 points

#90

Indigo

0 points

#91

Tangelo

0 points

#92

Squtie Pie

0 points

#93

Herman

0 points

#94

Bob the Wonder Squid

0 points

#95

Skeezix

0 points

#96

Squidnowski

0 points

#97

Lenny

0 points

#98

Linx

0 points

#99

Crystal booty!!

it looks like her0 points

#100

Squidii

0 points

#101

Squiddler

sounds funny to me0 points

#102

Squidmunk

0 points

#103

Sqimp

A mixture of Squid and it's food source. Plus I th more...0 points

#104

squonzo

0 points

#105

Squidookie

It is more original than Four Leggs or Yellow Head0 points

#106

Zoe

0 points

#107

Sydney

No! Not Sid the squid or Sidney the squidney
Just more...0 points

#108

Steenstrup

a species of orange-back squid0 points

#109

Squidoogie

In honor of the first televised blogger, Doogie Ho more...0 points

#110

G. Whiz

...or "Whiz" for short - covers both the more...0 points

#111

Noodly McNoodlestein

What? You think he doesn't deserve a last name? *g more...0 points

#112

Egbert

Everyone else has squid names. Did you or I get ca more...0 points

#113

Cyclops

0 points

#114

SQUIDWORD-Pirate of the SEA

0 points

#115

Hugh

As in "Squid Hugh" (which sounds like &q more...0 points

#116

1i

Short for "One Eye", a real timesaver!0 points

#117

1id

"One Eyed", if you want a middle initial more...0 points

#118

Simon

Simon the Squid0 points

#119

Spazzie

0 points

#120

SquidLens

0 points

#121

Squidmire

0 points

#122

SULLIVAN (Origin Celtic) From suil, eye, and ban, more...0 points

#123

Squidward

like the spongebob character0 points

#124

Squizzie!

0 points

#125

Augen

Augen
Augen are large, lenticular eye-shaped miner more...0 points

#126

Samuel Squid

He's a member of the Squid family -- not the only more...0 points

Smore Squids! 

too many books, too little time
too many books, too little time

#1

14 points

#2

6 points
Hanging out
Hanging out

#3

4 points
Squid!
Squid!

#4

4 points
Neon-Squid
Neon-Squid

#5

3 points
Squid, with a real camera
Squid, with a real camera

#6

2 points
Sock Octos Like Tea
Sock Octos Like Tea

#7

2 points
Squid Eye
Squid Eye

#8

2 points
squid attack
squid attack

#9

1 point
Wolverine never expected a giant squid to attack him in his tiny glass cell.
Wolverine never expected a giant squid to attack him in his tiny glass cell.

#10

1 point
Squid_0217
Squid_0217

#11

1 point
Squid_0218
Squid_0218

#12

1 point
Lemon Crumbed Calamari with Mango Salsa - Da Giovanni
Lemon Crumbed Calamari with Mango Salsa - Da Giovanni

#13

0 points
Polvo...
Polvo...

#14

0 points
Squid Works
Squid Works

#15

0 points
IMG_0811.jpg
IMG_0811.jpg

#16

0 points
Journey To The Wunder Brine
Journey To The Wunder Brine

#17

0 points
Fun With Squid Toque
Fun With Squid Toque

#18

0 points