The World of Napoleon Dynamite
Moon boot wearing, Liger drawing, funky dancing Napoleon Dynamite seems to live in a world all his own. Explore his small Idaho town with the Quirky Quixote-esque Napoleon as he strives to survive his bizarre home life and help his new friend Pedro become class president.
Top Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Here is a short list of some of the quotes from Napoleon Dynamite.
Kip
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.1 point
Napoleon Dynamite
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!0 points
Napoleon Dynamite
No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.0 points
Rex
You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?0 points
Rex
After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.0 points
Grandma
Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!0 points
Napoleon Dynamite Soundtrack
Quesadilla Recipe
Via AllRecipes.com
Chicken Quesadillas
What You Need:
- 1 cup shredded cooked chicken
- 1/2 cup chopped onion
- 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
- 1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
- 2 (8 inch) flour tortillas
- Ranch salad dressing
Directions:
In a bowl, combine chicken, onion, mozzarella and cheddar; set aside. Spray one side of each tortilla with nonstick cooking spray. Place tortilla greased side down on hot griddle. Place chicken on half of each tortilla. Fold over and cook over low for 1-2 minutes on each side of until tortilla is golden brown. Cut into wedges. Serve with dressing.
Tell everyone what you really think of Napoleon Dynamite
What did you think of Napoleon Dynamite?
I Loved It!
olivia says:
Napoleon
"Are you drinking one percent 'cuz you think your fat? 'Cuz you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
Love that line!! Love Naploeon! <3
Jason Nesbitt says:
sweet-action dancing skills.
ashley says:
It's my favorite movie of ALL TIME!!! I could probably quote the entire movie right now... and yes, that includes the dance!!!
Geez, what's with this weird movie?
Pedro's Guide to Women
5 Simple Steps
- Be the only guy in school with a mustache.
- Have a sweet bike like a Sledgehammer.
- Chicks dig guys in FFA jackets.
- When in doubt, build a girl a cake. Women can't resist guys that can build cakes.
- Run for public office, like class president. Girls dig power like that.
Napoleon Dynamite Movie Trailer
Napoleon Dynamite Movie
Napoleon Dynamite's favorite animal: The Liger
According to Napoleon, a Liger is a lion and a tiger mix that is bred for its skills in magic.
Napoleon Dynamite Talking Figure
Napoleon Dynamite Shirts
Wisdom from Rex of Rex Kwan Do
- Use the buddy system.
- No flying solo.
- Always have someone to watch your back.
- Discipline your image.
- Applying a roundhouse kick while wearing stars and stripes pants will put fear into your opponent.
- After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
- Break the wrist and walk away.
- Forget about it!
Kip and Napoleon at Rex Kwan Do
Napoleon Dynamite Cast
Via IMDB.com
- Napoleon Dynamite . . . Jon Heder
- Uncle Rico . . . Jon Gries
- Pedro Sanchez . . . Efren Ramirez
- Kip Dynamite . . . Aaron Ruell
- Rex . . . Diedrich Bader
- Deb . . . Tina Majorino
- Grandma . . . Sandy Martin
- Summer Wheatly . . . Haylie Duff
- Don . . . Trevor Snarr
- LaFawnduh Lucas . . . Shondrella Avery
- Randy . . . Bracken Johnson
- Starla . . . Carmen Brady
- Ilene . . . Ellen Dubin
- Principal Svadean . . . Tom Lefler
- Trisha Stevens . . . Emily Kennard
- Lyle . . . Dale Critchlow
- Farmer . . . Pat Donahue
Napoleon Dynamite Movie Memorabilia
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Share your thoughts on Napoleon Dynamite
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AllThingsMichigan
Apr 20, 2007 @ 6:56 pm | delete
- Glen,
Thanks for the correction to Pedro's line. Using "build" instead of bake is what makes that so funny.
Gosh! I can't believe I missed that.
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N376 Apr 20, 2007 @ 6:20 pm | delete
- I absolutely loved this movie.
A correction if I may: "Pedro's Guide to Women, 5 Simple Steps"
Instead of "4. When in doubt, bake a girl a cake. Women can't resist guys that can cook.".
Shouldn't that be "build a girl a cake"? :-D
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