Napoleon Dynamite

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The World of Napoleon Dynamite

Moon boot wearing, Liger drawing, funky dancing Napoleon Dynamite seems to live in a world all his own.  Explore his small Idaho town with the Quirky Quixote-esque Napoleon as he strives to survive his bizarre home life and help his new friend Pedro become class president.

 

Top Napoleon Dynamite Quotes 

Here is a short list of some of the quotes from Napoleon Dynamite.

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Do the chickens have large talons?1 point

Kip

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.1 point

Kip

Your mom goes to college.1 point

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Gosh!0 points

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Lucky.0 points

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This is pretty much the worst video ever made.0 points

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Heck yes!0 points

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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!0 points

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No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.0 points

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Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!0 points

Kip

I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico.0 points

Rex

You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?0 points

Rex

After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.0 points

Grandma

Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!0 points

Napoleon Dynamite Soundtrack 

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Quesadilla Recipe 

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Grandma says, "Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!"

Chicken Quesadillas
What You Need:

  • 1 cup shredded cooked chicken

  • 1/2 cup chopped onion

  • 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

  • 1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese

  • 2 (8 inch) flour tortillas

  • Ranch salad dressing


Directions:
In a bowl, combine chicken, onion, mozzarella and cheddar; set aside. Spray one side of each tortilla with nonstick cooking spray. Place tortilla greased side down on hot griddle. Place chicken on half of each tortilla. Fold over and cook over low for 1-2 minutes on each side of until tortilla is golden brown. Cut into wedges. Serve with dressing.

Tell everyone what you really think of Napoleon Dynamite 

What did you think of Napoleon Dynamite?

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I Loved It!

Jason Nesbitt says:

sweet-action dancing skills.

ashley says:

It's my favorite movie of ALL TIME!!! I could probably quote the entire movie right now... and yes, that includes the dance!!!

Geez, what's with this weird movie?

 

Top Ten Moments from Napoleon Dynamite 

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Pedro's Guide to Women 

5 Simple Steps



  1. Be the only guy in school with a mustache.

  2. Have a sweet bike like a Sledgehammer.

  3. Chicks dig guys in FFA jackets.

  4. When in doubt, build a girl a cake. Women can't resist guys that can build cakes.

  5. Run for public office, like class president. Girls dig power like that.

Napoleon Dynamite Movie Trailer 

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The trailer of the movie Napoleon Dynamite

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Napoleon Dynamite's favorite animal: The Liger 


According to Napoleon, a Liger is a lion and a tiger mix that is bred for its skills in magic.

Napoleon Dynamite Talking Figure 

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Napoleon Dynamite related pictures 

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Napoleon Dynamite Shirts 

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Wisdom from Rex of Rex Kwan Do 



  • Use the buddy system.

  • No flying solo.

  • Always have someone to watch your back.

  • Discipline your image.

  • Applying a roundhouse kick while wearing stars and stripes pants will put fear into your opponent.

  • After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

  • Break the wrist and walk away.

  • Forget about it!

Kip and Napoleon at Rex Kwan Do 

Watch Kip show off his "cage fighting moves" against Rex. Hilarious.

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Napoleon Dynamite Cast 

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Napoleon Dynamite Movie Memorabilia 

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The cool intro to Napoleon Dynamite 

Song featured is 'We're Going To Be Friends' by the White Stripes.

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Napoleon Dynamite Books 

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  • Reply
    AllThingsMichigan AllThingsMichigan Apr 20, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
    Glen,

    Thanks for the correction to Pedro's line. Using "build" instead of bake is what makes that so funny.

    Gosh! I can't believe I missed that.
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    N376 N376 Apr 20, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
    I absolutely loved this movie.

    A correction if I may: "Pedro's Guide to Women, 5 Simple Steps"

    Instead of "4. When in doubt, bake a girl a cake. Women can't resist guys that can cook.".

    Shouldn't that be "build a girl a cake"? :-D

Visit Beautiful Preston, Idaho 

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Napoleon Dynamite Original Student Film Version 

Napoleon Dynamite - Film school movie

this is the original napoleon dynamite. The movie he made when he was in film school. Wish the voice over wasnt in it though.

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