Neeeeeil Haaaaaaambuger!
Hamburger's jokes range from variations of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" to Diana, Princess of Wales jokes to Paris Hilton jokes. His pacing is off, and he clears his throat nonstop through his entire routine, which is all part of the ultimate goal: to be the world's "worst" stand-up comedian. Neil's unique brand of comedy has thrilled, perplexed and repulsed audiences from the New York University Thompson Center to Jimmy Kimmel himself. One of Neil's best loved gags is the Zipper Lips, in which he asks an audience member a question. If the audience member doesn't respond, Hamburger produces a verbal stoush that produces his Zipper Schtick. A common phrase used by the comedian is, "But, that's my life!"
Hamburger's jokes range from variations of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" to Diana, Princess of Wales jokes to Paris Hilton jokes. His pacing is off, and he clears his throat nonstop through his entire routine, which is all part of the ultimate goal: to be the world's "worst" stand-up comedian. Neil's unique brand of comedy has thrilled, perplexed and repulsed audiences from the New York University Thompson Center to Jimmy Kimmel himself. One of Neil's best loved gags is the Zipper Lips, in which he asks an audience member a question. If the audience member doesn't respond, Hamburger produces a verbal stoush that produces his Zipper Schtick. A common phrase used by the comedian is, "But, that's my life!"
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Neil Hamburger on Tour!
- Thu Nov 2 LAS VEGAS, NV - Empire Ballroom (TV show taping)
November and December dates with TENACIOUS D:
Sat Nov 11 LAS VEGAS, NV - House Of Blues at Mandalay Bay
Fri Nov 17 LOS ANGELES, CA - Gibson Ampitheater at Universal Studios
Sat Nov 18 LOS ANGELES, CA - Gibson Ampitheater at Universal Studios
Mon Nov 20 SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
Wed Nov 22 DENVER, CO - The Fillmore
Fri Nov 24 CHICAGO, IL - UIC Pavilion
Sat Nov 25 DETROIT, MI - Masonic Temple
Mon Nov 27 TORONTO, ON, CANADA - Ricoh Coliseum
Wed Nov 29 CAMDEN, NJ - Tweeter Center
Fri Dec 1 NEW YORK, NY - Madison Square Garden
Sat Dec 2 ATLANTIC CITY, NJ - Borgata Casino
Sun Dec 3 FAIRFAX, VA - Patriot Center
Tue Dec 5 ATLANTA, GA - Gwinnett Center Arena
Sun Dec 10 DUBLIN, IRELAND - RDS Arena
Mon Dec 11 GLASGOW, UK - SECC
Tue Dec 12 MANCHESTER, UK - Manchester Evening News Arena
Fri Dec 15 BIRMINGHAM, UK - NEC Arena
Sun Dec 17 BRIGHTON, UK - Brighton Centre
Mon Dec 18 LONDON, UK - Hammersmith Apollo
Tue Dec 19 LONDON, UK - Hammersmith Apollo
Neil Hamburger Links!
- Neil Hamburger's Unofficial Site!
- Best online Neil Hamburger resource period---->.
- Neil Hamburger Wiki
- Entry about Neil Hamburger from Wikipedia
- Neil Hamburger Message Board
- Connect and Chat with other Neil Hamburger fans!
- Tom Green.com
- Neil Hamburger is a frequent guest on Tom Green's new online TV show!
- Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger
- Neil Hamburger's own show, Poolside Chats, on Tom Green's site!
- Interview
- A Neil Hamburger Interview!
- Interview #2
- Another Neil Hamburger Interview!
- Interview -2002
- An old Neil Hamburger interview from 2002
- Neil Hamburger on Kimmel
- A clip of Neil Hamburger on Jimmy Kimmel
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