Network Marketing Help for John Doe
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Network Marketing Help For John Doe...A cth Joint
Follow the rise and fall of John Doe as he a joins a brand new network marketing company. John downloads a fresh Network Marketing Help E-Book and now he is ready to take on the world. Do John Doe strike it rich or ends up jumping off of a bridge. An entertaining and engaging story that will inspire anyone. Important Info, A must read! A CTH joint writing by Chris T Hickman.
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John, a brand new Network Marketer just printed the Network Marketing Help for John Doe E-Book. John is enthusiastic about his new company Smokeless X and their product line of healthy herbal cigarettes; which taste, look and make you feel like you are smoking the real thing. The cigarettes were a huge success in Thailand, and John's sponsor said he would benefit greatly from the massive spillover. "Just imagine the people that I am going to bless and all the money I am going to make," John kept saying over and over to himself. John, a bartender, at the Reef Bar and Grill, a smokers' paradise overlooking the ocean, would often overhear customer's complaints about how they wish they could stop smoking. The Reef would be his jackpot, John thought.There was a 2 weeks delay for John's healthy cigarettes to arrive, due to the huge amount of back orders, the President of Smokeless X wrote on the company's official blog. When the box arrived, there was 60 packs of premium organic hand roll herbal cigarettes, Smokeless X's most expensive package which enabled him to receive the 50% matching bonus on his weakest leg. John didn't know what it meant, but his sponsor told him it was the best distributor pack to get, to maximize profits.
John grabbed his calculator. "60 packs of healthy cigarettes, at $30 a pack is 1800 dollars. I paid $950 for my kit, that's $850 profit. I need to bring in 4 distributors this month, then next month, those four get four," John said, as he whirled around the room while the music roared "All I do is Win" in the background. He glanced over his Network Marketing Help for John Doe E-book as he open a pack of herbal cigarettes; I can't sell it if I don't try it, John told himself.
John went to work arm with 10 packs of herbal cigarettes. After happy hour John pulled out a pack and began smoking with an air of Humphrey Bogart. "I didn't know you smoke" one the patrons said. "I don't, this is something different, it's the first healthy cigarette," John replied as he offered one to the patron. "Healthy cigarettes, there's no such thing", Lucas said in a scratchy voice while choking on his unfiltered cigarette. "This is the first healthy cigarette company to hit America; it releases a herb call Fenugreek that heals the lungs. We do not make any medical claims, but if you only heard the testimonies. I am one of their new foremost top distributors in this area," John said to boost his credibility.
A few more customers jumped in the bar conversation. "Hey are they hiring," asked Irene, "my nephew needs a job," as she took a healthy cigarette out of the pack. "My nephew would be perfect for this; he could sell them to his friends and make some serious money. That's all they do is sit around his mom's house and smoke all day. My sister is getting tired of it," Irene said.
John and his circle of lonesome bar buddies smoked two whole packs of herbal cigarettes, as he explained all he had learn from his Network Marketing Help for John Doe E-Book. Other patrons told of their failed experiences in previous network marketing companies. "It's all a big flim-flam of the bourgeoisie to ride the backs of blue-collar workers. Every year they come up with another double-dealing, rip-off racket, shady shake down to keep their oppressive foot on the backs of the poor," Lucas said. John lit up another healthy cigarette; with a passion in his voice, a fire in his eyes, and using the full gamut of hand gestures like a trained politician said, "It's a new day, unlike any in history. This company is for the people and by the people. Everybody in this dive smokes, imagine getting paid every time someone lights up a cigarette, and it's healthy. If avervage people like you and I plan on getting rich then we must come together and form businesses. What better business than network marketing. Lucas, can't you see you need this. We all need this."
At the end of the night, John felt good, he had delivered a prosperity sermon, sampled out 3 packs of healthy cigarettes, and gave his website out over a dozen times. John didn't stop there, following advice from the Network Marketing Help for John Doe E-Book, he wrote down 100 names of his closes family and friends. John called the first 40 names on his list and invited them to his Smokeless X opportunity meeting that his mom helped him set up. All of John's friends and family said that they would try and make it.
John paced back and forth in the empty hotel conference room, it was 7:00 pm and no one had arrived yet. Renting the hotel room had clean out the rest of his savings, it was time for John to make a return on his investment. "It takes money to make money," he kept repeating to himself, while waiting on his 50 guest to arrive. John had his copy of Network Marketing Help for John Doe E-Book out, it told him how to set up the chairs, use audience participation, quickly get rid of those who were not interested and pass out applications to the rest. It was 9:00pm and no one had showed up, not even his mother; did he give out the wrong date, John wondered.
Ring; ring...John woke up and answered the phone without looking at the caller ID. Hello, John said, answering the phone in a sleeping stupor. "Yes we caught you," the angry voice on the phone said, " I am from CSL, and this is an attempt to collect a debt...we are calling on behalf of the US consolidated student loan commission, of which you owe over $70,000 in student loans and interest fees. I have an authorize letter, hereby to go out today for garnishment of your wages, unless I collect 769.67 today. How would you like to pay that, Visa or MasterCard?" At a loss for words, John hung up the phone.
4 weeks in the business, John had sold 10 packs of smokeless cigarettes, sampled out 12 and sponsored 0. Everybody said they were broke, not interested or didn't have the time to do a network marketing business. John was mad at Irene whose nephew Jimmy had borrowed 20 packs of healthy cigarettes to sell, so he could raise some money to come in the business, now they both where avoiding him. John felt his back against the wall. To come up with the $950 to join Smokeless X, John had skipped a couple of important bills last month, and now the piper was calling. To put fly in the ointment, Irene called the Reef Bar and Grill complaining that John was peddling illegal snake oils behind the bar. John was sent home for a week and given the ultimatum, either the Reef Bar and Grill or Smokeless X.
Just keep doing what you are doing, John's 2 time retired sponsor told him. I can't give up now, John thought, I got to much invested. In desperation mode, it was time for John to start pounding the pavement. John stopped by his cousin's house. Knock, knock. John knocked for 5 minutes, the car was in the driveway but no one answered the door. John could have sworn he heard a cellphone ring in the house, so he sat in the car blowing the horn for another 5 minutes. John cornered Kelly, a friend he hadn't seen since high school at the gas station, and gave her a quick presentation at the gas pump. "No smoking next to my gas pumps", the Indian store manager scolded John. "Let me hold onto some information for I can read over, It sounds good but I don't like to rush into stuff," Kelly said. "Well at least buy a pack of these healthy cigarettes and help me out," replied John. " I wish I could help you out, good luck and it was good seeing you again Kelly said, as she closed the car door in John's face and sped off. What really made John's blood boil was when he pulled up to his Uncle's house, and caught him peeping out the window. I know you are in there, John shouted several times. John couldn't understand, why do people complain about money and health but when given a chance to improve their life they run from the opportunity. Why can't they see they need this, thought John.
Depressed and disgruntled John went home, opened another pack of smokeless cigarettes and threw his Network Marketing Help for John Doe E-Book in the trash. "Smokeless X suck, people suck, network marketing sucks, it was just another scheme to get my money and make me look like a fool," John said while calling the Reef Bar and Grill to get his old job back. If John's sponsor would have told him that there was a simple and easy way that he could attract and recruit qualified prospects even in his sleep without bothering his family and friends maybe John would be in the business today and not living at his mother's house.
Christopher T. Hickman, is a Indy filmmaker and online networker. Imagine working less than an hour per day to attract 10-20 new leads per day... or more. Imagine personally sponsoring 10-15 new team builders per month without ever pestering your family or friends or making an outbound cold call to tire-kicker, unmotivated generic business opportunity seeker leads. Imagine finally embracing a proven attraction marketing system literally guaranteed to produce a result once you have it set up.
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