New-Age Underground Law-Of-Attraction Classic Book Reviewed

And Who's on first cosmic latrine shift; What's on second; and I Don't Know Who's on third. Ur...Who's on second, again? No-wait. Who's on first! :P (Reincarnation's so confusing.)

But, fear not, Mission Control and Diana Luppi have registered our cries of confusion and reissued the manual we were supposed to not have left Home (with a Capital H) without: E.T. 101 THE COSMIC INSTRUCTION MANUAL: An Emergency Remedial Edition. (Rumor has it, they wanted to call it You-See-What-You-Don't-Want-So-You-Know-What-You-Do-Want-So-You're-Asking-For-What-You-Do-Want-All-The-Time-And-As-Soon-As-You-Ask-For-What-You-Do-Want-The-Universe-Gives-It-To-You-Every-Time-No-Exceptions-Except-If-You-Notice-It-Hasn't-Shown-Up-This-Red-Hot-Second-And-All-That-Focusing-On-Where's-My-Stuff-Where's-My-Stuff-There-Isn't-Any-Money-There-Isn't-Any-Money-There-Isn't-Any-Money-And-Where-Is-My-Lover-Too-While-I'm-At-It-All-This-Focusing-On-What-You-Don't-Want-Tells-The-Universe-Oh-Never-Mind-About-What-I-Was-Just-Saying-I-Wanted-Give-Me-A-Big-Steaming-Bowl-Of-Yuck-Instead-But-It's-All-Right-You're-Spiritual-Beings-Having-A-Physical-Experience-And-Eventually-You'll-Let-Yourself-Remember-That-All-You-Have-To-Do-Is-Ask-And-You-Do-That-Automatically-Anyway-And-The-Universe-Gives-And-Your-Job-Is-To-Appreciate-Everything-You-Like-Let-Go-Of-Everything-You-Don't-Like-And-In-Other-Words-Receive. But their publisher said that was already taken.)