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Newfie Jokes

Newfies... gotta love them! This lens is dedicated to my favorite newfie jokes. A Newfie is someone born in Newfoundland, Canada. I have my sneaking suspicions that most Newfie jokes have been written by Newfoundlanders themselves... Whether you are a Newfie yourself, or not, you're sure to love these jokes. I hope so anyway. :)

You know you're from Newfoundland when...

  • You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
  • You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
  • You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose.
  • You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
  • You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
  • The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
  • The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
  • You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.

Worst Aviation Disaster

Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland.

Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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Funny Newfie Joke

It gets a laugh... but can you understand it?

newfie joke
by angeburke | video info

43 ratings | 66,001 views
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Newfoundland Flickr Photos

Jeremy Keith by hellogeri
Jeffrey Zeldman by hellogeri
Josh Clark by hellogeri
Aarron Walter by hellogeri
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Happy Hour in Newfoundland

A Newfie saw a sign at a restaurant.

It read....

Happy Hour Special:
Lobster Tail & Beer.

"Lard Tunderin Jaises!" he says to himself, "Me three favourite things!"

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  • kmcvay Jan 3, 2012 @ 3:12 pm | delete
    I was just about to start a Newfie Joke lens when I found yours... Blessed for the chuckles.

    A drunk Newfie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie.
    "You have three wishes, choose them wisely." says the Genie.

    The Newfie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer, smashes it on some rocks and says, "I want a beer that will never run out."

    A bottle appears in front of the Newfie. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Newfie being very content starts walking away.

    "Where are you going," asks the Genie, "You still have two wishes left!"

    "Well," replies the Newfie, "Give me TWO more of these!"
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