New Hampshire Humor and Other Lies
New Table of Contents
- Rebecca Rule
- Rebecca Rules
- Becky Rule Entertains Us Again
- Live Free and Eat Pie Blog
- Great Rebecca Rule Stuff on Amazon
- Rebecca Rule Helps Us Share Our Stories Too: Check Amazon
- Marek Bennett's Comics
- Marek Bennett: The Comic Side of N. H. Life
- Mimi's Doughnuts a la RSS
- Marek Bennett Blogs
- Great Tolman Stuff on Amazon
- Great Richard Lederer Stuff on Amazon
- Great Summer Folk Stuff on Amazon
- New Hampshire Politics
- Donald Hall, Our Poet Laureate
- Donald Hall on Amazon
- Fritz Wetherbee, the Laughing Scholar of Local History
- Fritz Wetherbee
- Noel Perrin
- Noel Perrin Rural
- Great N.H. Animal Humor on Amazon
- Mount Monadnock
- New Orbitz! Visit New Hampshire's Monadnock Region
- Concord, New Hampshire: Base Station
- New Hampshire Puzzles on Amazon
- Joseph Allen Chase
- Great Yankee Oracle on Amazon
- New Hampshire Neighbors on Amazon
- New Guestbook
- I hope you enjoyed the ride.
Rebecca Rule
Queen of New Hampshire Humor
Rebecca doesn't mince words. She makes us see ourselves with rare clarity and does it in a way that can bring an audience to its knees with laughter. If you have a chance to hear her in person, do so. The next best thing is to read her books. Rebecca Rules
It's a name + s, but it could be a sentence.
- Rebecca Rule Rules
- Why should I filter the humor of the funniest person in New Hampshire through me? Let's let Becky speak for herself. You are one click away from more than a chuckle.
Becky Rule Entertains Us Again
Becky Rule smiling from the cover of her new book...
From her bottomless wealth of observations and stories, Becky has created another winner. Live Free and Eat Pie Blog
with Becky Rule
- Becky Makes It Plain
- Where else but in New Hampshire? Becky explores with humor the habits of language, thought, and action that we so take for granted here in New Hampshire. She makes us see ourselves and laugh aloud. She helps us revel in the New Hampshire culture that makes us who we are.
This book catalogues many New Hampshire facts with great wit. It's a tour guide with a twist. It is a wonderful introduction to those who have never set foot in the state, a witty trip down memory lane for past visitors such as those who were sent here as children to summer camp, and a jolly good review of who we are for us natives with five generations in the ground (Rebecca's definition of N. H. native.)
The book includes a bouquet of the rib-tickling tales Rebecca has gathered throughout New Hampshire on her story-telling gigs in which she invites the audience to share their stories too. She collects some hum-dingers. Thank you, Becky, for including my grandfather's story of an unusual butter barter on page 70. It does my heart good to see it in print. It was too good to be lost.
This book is too good to be lost. It's the kind of book that gets passed around among friends, its pages marked with stickies and comments. Don't miss it!
Great Rebecca Rule Stuff on Amazon
The Real Dirt on N.H. Small Town Life
The Best Revenge: Short Stories (Hardscrabble Books)
To suspect that New Hampshire folks know how to nurse a grudge would be, well, ..... justified.
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Could Have Been Worse: True Stories, Embellishments, and Outright Lies
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Rebecca Rule Helps Us Share Our Stories Too: Check Amazon
Everyone has stories that beg to be told.
True Stories: Guides for Writing from Your Life
Susan Wheeler joins Rebecca Rule in creating a no-bake, no-fail recipe for recording the stories and humor in our own lives ~ whether for a national audience, our grandchildren, or our own pleasure.
Amazon Price: $22.44 (as of 07/09/2009)
The Old Man: Leave it to N. H. to be famous for something that no longer exists.
One of these days we will hear that some civic group in Portsmouth, wanting the lion's share of the tourist dollar for coastal region, will advertise that, not only is the Old Man of the Mountains gone, but he never existed. He was got up in the eighteenth century as a tourist attraction. Then the illusion was perpetuated by some fellow who had the bizarre notion of putting a cog railway to the top of the mountain with the worst weather in the world, Mount Washington. Marek Bennett's Comics
Here's how Marek describes himself. "I'm a teacher and cartoonist from New Hampshire, USA. I draw self-syndicated newspaper comics, lead summertime and afterschool Comics Workshops, teach music, study history, and chop firewood." Marek shares a bouquet of his syndicated comics on line. I especially like "Can't Go Wrong" and "Freedom of Speech," but you'll find your own favorites. Join the fun!Marek Bennett is a graduate of Brown University. He has won major awards for musical composition, and what does he do? He teaches and runs wildly popular comics-writing workshops for kids. He has been known to perform with the local Shantytown Band. What a great example of the New Hampshire mindset: I'll do what I darn well please!
Marek Bennett: The Comic Side of N. H. Life
- Marek Bennett and Comic Relief
- Marek's comics are based on New Hampshire characters and issues, yet they have universal appeal. We recognize in them our neighbors, ourselves, and certain political realities. Marek is far from slap-stick. His messages are subtle, but deep. We feel his love of all who are caught in what we broadly call "the human condition," and he makes us laugh out loud.
Check out the many archives in his website.
Mimi's Doughnuts a la RSS
Marek Bennett's Syndicated Comic Strip
Marek's "Mimi's Doughnuts" is based on the growing up experiences of his wife Denise when her family ran a restaurant in the small city of Claymont [Claremont], New Hampshire, yet it reflects universal themes addressed with humor.
Fetching RSS feed... please stand byMarek Bennett's Comic Workshops: Perfect Lines
With a few playful curves, Marek can capture an idea or a relationship. Add a few well-chosen words, and a scene re-enacts in our imaginations. Not only can Marek do this, but he can teach others to do it too. He engages the spirit of play and comes away with something greater than the sum of its parts. Marek Bennett
X = Xeric
Marek just won the prestigious Xeric Award which will ensure publication of two-hundred of his favorite syndicated comics in book form. Here two of his Claymont characters discuss the matter. Where the heck is Henniker, N.H.?
- Xeric Award
- There's only one Henniker in the world and there's only one Marek Bennett. How fortunate they converged! How could someone from a place named Henniker win a coveted award? How could someone highlighting a place named Claymont [Claremont], N. H. become famous? Podunk itself is well-known by comparison. Follow this link to discover the magic of local.
More information about Marek's Comics Workshops:
- Marek Bennett's Comic Workshops to Go
- Marek begins with the basics in a spirit of the freedom of play and in no time has his pupils expressing themselves in amazing ways. Here we have his theory of comic education, his scheduled workshops, and much more.
Marek Bennett Blogs
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Fetching RSS feed... please stand byNew Hampshire Motto: Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone
This photograph would warm the heart of many a New Hampshirite longing for the good old days. Ah, the good old days when we arose before dawn and milked the cows before breakfast, when we grew a hundred and seven bushels of apples and prepared them for drying during evenings beside the stove, and when we cut our own firewood! No, this picture is distinctly unfunny.Hard work never hurt anyone, but, in this state, where's it's difficult to make a living from the spare beauty, lack of hard work sure did.
As you can see, this fellow has an ax to grind. Most New Hampshire folk do ~ concrete, political, or most likely both.
Great Tolman Stuff on Amazon
Francis Tolman and Newton Tolman
More Spit Than Polish at Tolman Pond: An Unlikely Summer Resort in the Wilds of Nelson, New Hampshire, Another "Little Town That Time Forgot"
This book of vignettes is set, as the Tolmans are, in the very real little town of Nelson, New Hampshire. It is, as all Tolman stories are, about real people. That does not mean it's not funny.
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Mosquitobush ... Yankee Prints & Stories
Here are side-splitting anecdotes of a tiny N.H. community gathered around a sawmill. Block prints and sketches, as well as the stories, portray the people the author knew as a boy.
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Our Loons Are Always Laughing
Oh, yes, some of the Tolman men became hunting and fishing guides... some of the lucky few in this state who got to have fun and call it work.
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North of Monadnock
New Hampshire folks are always borrowing from each other ~ a cup of sugar, a winch, a title. What's the idea for a title among New Hampshire literati?
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Center Pond in Nelson, New Hampshire: Tolman Country
The Tolman family has been in Nelson almost as long as this pond has. Well, at least they go back to the days when it was called Packersfield. Tolman humor is rooted in New Hampshire soil. There's nothing quite like it. We Do Have Sophisticates. After all, we're not a bunch of hicks.
The English language itself is funny. Have you noticed? Some people in New Hampshire have. (It must be the long winters.) As Richard Lederer asks, "Why is it that we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?"
- Richard Lederer
- Richard Lederer is New Hampshire's academic funnyman. We are funniest when we over-extend our vocabulary, and he has a grand collection of hilarious instances. Meet Ms. and Mr. Malaprop! But even when we speak it correctly, the English language can be ridiculous. Lederer's delight in the fun of language bubbles over into laughter.
Richard Lederer at His Other Job
Here is Richard Lederer at the fountain of youth, the English teacher's source of endless delight. Someone is about to give him another treasure which may find its way to publication.Actually, as long as the man is awake, he's on the job of collecting interesting word uses and juxtapositions. His observations are thought-provoking as well as fun. Don't deprive yourself of the pleasure.
I know. I know. English teachers can be a pain. When I was a wide-eyed new one, I attended my first convention at the now vanished grand old hotel, Wentworth by the Sea. Over the white linen table cloth, I asked an aging veteran teacher, "Please pass the cream."
"No, no, my dear," he responded. "You don't mean that. That would be messy, wouldn't it? You must mean, 'Please pass the pitcher of cream.'"
I spent the rest of the evening thinking I had chosen the wrong profession.
But Mr. Lederer is not a stuffed shirt. He is filled with keen observations sure to produce guffaws. You'll see.
Great Richard Lederer Stuff on Amazon
Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language
Richard Lederer leaves us laughing while he laughs all the way to the bank.
Amazon Price: $7.50 (as of 07/09/2009)
The Revenge of Anguished English: More Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language
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The Bride of Anguished English: A Bonanza of Bloopers, Blunders, Botches, and Boo-Boos
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St. Paul's School: Lederer Country
St. Paul's, a prep school, is the one of Richard Lederer's prime sources of material. He must have thought, "If these walls could laugh, they'd crumble." Great Summer Folk Stuff on Amazon
A Horse in the Ladies' Room
What is it like to run one of New Hampshire's grand old inns? It's a dream of many a flatlander. According to this
account of managing the Fitzwilliam Inn in southern N.H., the work is filled with one hilarious experience after another. If you ever drop in there, be sure to read, if you can, what it says in stone on the fireplace, New Hampshire humor at its most obscure.
Amazon Price: $14.95 (as of 07/09/2009)
New Hampshire Politics
New Hampshire politics is laughable, all right. We have the largest legislature in the world, numbering over 400. This is because every little town desires personal representation at our State House. Despite the huge number of heads working on the problem, we still can't figure out how to fund education.In general, New Hampshire towns are run by folks who moved up from Connecticut and Massachussetts during the last decade, but that suits the locals just fine. Long-time residents are busy with their own affairs such as raising children and working two jobs, and they know that the newcomers moved up here to avoid paying state taxes. It's a coalition made in heaven.
When the legislature in Concord adopted the "Live Free or Die" motto which appears on our license plates, a strong contingent fought to have it shortened to "Die!" but they lost to the politically correct majority.
Why does no one write about the humorous side of New Hampshire politics? Maybe there isn't any or maybe it's just too embarrassing.
Donald Hall, Our Poet Laureate
This man seems an unlikely find in an article on New Hampshire humorists, but a fellow can wear many hats. Donald Hall's humor is a natural product of his perceptive mind. It reflects the best of New Hampshire humor. Donald Hall on Amazon
A Poet at Play
String Too Short to Be Saved (Nonpareil Books, No. 5)
"Waste not, want not." That's the New Hampshire mantra. A true New Hampshire native cannot bear to throw anything away, although we seem to have better ways of disguising this than some in our sister state. In the first place, we never acquire much more than we need. That too would be wasteful. The title of the book is taken from a label on a box from Donald Hall's ancestral home. That says it all.
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Fathers Playing Catch with Sons: Essays on Sport (Mostly Baseball)
Donald Hall still finds room in his spirit for humor.
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Fritz Wetherbee, the Laughing Scholar of Local History
Fritz Wetherbee, resident of tiny Acworth, New Hampshire, searches New Hampshire's crannies to find the most delectable historical stories. He has an eye for a good one and an ear for a certain unmistakable New Hampshire tone. He leaves no stone unturned and finds humor under each one. Fritz Wetherbee
New Hampshire Story Teller Extraordinaire
Fritz Wetherbee's New Hampshire
Here good historical New Hampshire stories are told with economy and humor.
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I'll Tell You the Story: More of Fritz Wetherbee's New Hampshire
Yes! More of Fritz Wetherbee. Reading his tales is like eating peanuts. It's hard to set a limit.
Amazon Price: $58.39 (as of 07/09/2009)
FRITZ More Stories from New Hampshire Chronicle
Help! I can't stop! Wetherbee is a serious historian as well with an uncanny way of ferreting out the unusual and presenting it with sly humor. He is a master of the understatement.
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Even the women of the Ladies' Aid Society may be practical jokers.
Oh-oh! We've been flamingoed!Most New Hampshire natives view the plastic flamingo as the ultimate symbol of bad taste. It tops even the Dutch boy and girl kissing and the fat lady picking flowers. It is a common practical joke to plant a flamingo or two in a friend's front yard. Charitable organizations have capitalized on this as a way of raising funds. They will plant a flock of flamingos on the lawn of someone whom they feel can afford a donation, and the flamingos are not removed until the victim shells out. Here's a flock near Lake Sunapee.
Noel Perrin
Our Humorous Renaissance Man
All right. I'll admit it. Noel Perrin lived most of his writing years in Thetford, Vermont, a stone's throw from Hanover, New Hampshire - if the stone doesn't fall into the Connecticut River. But, starting in 1959, he taught at Dartmouth for the next 41 years. What is more New Hampshire than Dartmouth? New Hampshire enjoyed his company at least half of his waking hours for more than four decades. I think we are entitled to claim him among our own.Noel Perrin wrote well about many topics, not all of them humorous, but his humorous essays capture the essence of the life and attitudes of the area. To quote him: "Despite the vast changes of the last twenty years, I think it is still accurate to say that the basic New England characteristic is a kind of humorous stoicism. You expect it to snow just before you have to drive a hundred miles, and to be sleeting when you have a day off to ski."
Noel Perrin Rural
First Person Rural: Essays of a Sometime Farmer
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Great N.H. Animal Humor on Amazon
The Good Good Pig: The Extraordinary Life of Christopher Hogwood
Christopher Hogwood must be the most spoiled animal on the planet. He was more than a little lucky to be chosen by a human parent in the picturesque village of Hancock, N.H., someone who happened to live near Fiddleheads, an upscale deli with leftovers most pigs could only dream of. Tender bean sprouts, ratatoulli, and strawberries! Oh, my!
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Amazon Price: $10.20 (as of 07/09/2009)
Hogwood Steps Out: A Good, Good Pig Story
If you liked Christopher's adventures, you'll enjoy this one too. The first Christopher Hogwood book is for animal- loving adults, but this one is mainly for the children.
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Amazon Price: $13.22 (as of 07/09/2009)
Mount Monadnock
The Most Often Climbed Mountain in the U.S.
On a bright fall day, the traffic on the main trails makes a hiker feel as if he is taking the middle seat in a row at a theater. "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me...." Still, if you don't mind a crowd, the view at the top is worth the climb. This is what it looks like.
Have a close look at the Granite State. New Orbitz! Visit New Hampshire's Monadnock Region
Keep New Hampshire green. Bring money.
Climb Mount Monadnock or admire it from afar. Dine at Fitzwilliam Inn at the corner of the green in Fitzwilliam. Tootle over to the Hancock Inn. Hancock village will charm your boots off. Take in our museums, from the whimsical Mariposa in Peterborough to Wyman Tavern in Keene to The Hood at than den of academia, Dartmouth in Hanover. Rub elbows with summer folk and natives beside New Hampshire's jewel-like lakes. Just don't plan on touring the dirt back roads in April without four wheel drive or arrive bewteen Mothers' Day and Fathers' Day without bug repellent. Bring clothing for all levels of cold and warmth. Did I mention dampness? Don't plan on climbing Mount Washington in heels and a halter top. Remember the old saw, "If you don't like New England weather, wait a minute." In New Hampshire, make that thirty seconds.
Concord Coach: New Hampshire's Great Invention
Yes, the Concord Coach was designed and built in Concord, New Hampshire. Along with thousands of enterprising citizens, this stage coach was our main contribution to westward expansion. If you visit New Hampshire, you may not have a chance to ride in one, but, if you arrive in the spring, the frost heaves on our secondary roads will give you the same sensation. Concord, New Hampshire: Base Station
Home of the Concord Stage Coach (but you're years too late for a ride out of town)
New Hampshire is small. From Concord, New Hampshire's capital, you can easily day trip south to the Monadnock Region, southeast to the Coastal Region, north to the Lakes Region, or on to the White Mountains. Concord too has its charms including the gold-domed capital building, The Christa McCuliff Planetarium, great museums, and intriguing shops.
New Hampshire Puzzles on Amazon
New Hampshire is a puzzle, even for those of us who have lived here all our lives.
The Great New Hampshire Puzzle Book: Over 80 Puzzles & Games about Life in the Granite State
Bring coloring books and toys for the younger set. This entertaining book is suitable for older children and adults in vacation mode.
Amazon Price: $10.16 (as of 07/09/2009)
Moose! Native advice: Use the telephoto lens.
Awesome!Just remember, Bullwinkle has a brain about the size of an apple. He can't see far, but he can smell you about a mile away. He knows you're there. He'll probably ignore you, but he could be a little testy, especially in the fall. He has the dubious talent given by double-hinged knee joints. He can kick forward, not that he needs to.
Joseph Allen Chase
Yankee Magazine's Oracle, A Professional Curmudgeon
From the little town of Dublin, New Hampshire comes Yankee Magazine. For years, Joseph Allen Chase was a fixture of that venerable publication. In those days we real Yankees in New Hampshire looked forward to the "Yankee Swap" pages. What New Hampshire citizen can resist getting something for nothing? We read every entry in the genealogy section. We are nothing if not curious about who hangs in someone else's closet. We skipped the recipes. What real New Hampshire person would put fennel in a salad? But we always read what the Yankee Oracle had to say about some conundrum, either first because we couldn't wait, or last, if we were true New Hampshire "save the best for last" folks. He'd always raise a chuckle, but it was a chuckle of recognition.Here is The Oracle on cyclones:
Dear Oracle: "...and you never know what real wind is until you have seen a Kansas cyclone."
Answer: "You may be right, but we have seen enough to satisfy us! Back in the Seventies we had a breeze hit...Heman Athearn had been shearing sheep and he was covered with ticks that had boarded him and made fast. The wind blew those ticks right off of him, every cussed one of 'em, and they hit the side of his corncrib just like bullets, busting right through the siding! Elihu used to show the holes to people for years. But do you know the ticks were so cussed tough that most of them revived!"
That's The Oracle, master of understatement and overstatement at once.
Great Yankee Oracle on Amazon
New Hampshire Neighbors on Amazon
A Few Neighbors by Henry Shute
Unfortunately it is now considered a rare antique book, and that is a joke on us.
A Few Neighbors (1906)
Amazon Price: $18.96 (as of 07/09/2009)
Squamscot River, Exeter, N. H. ~ We came all this way to see a row boat, Daddy?
Our rivers are like memories of quieter times. Perhaps Judge Henry Shute sat here to ponder his cases and his neighbors. The New Hampshire mind set is a curious mix of "minding your own business" and pondering the neighbors. That in New Hampshire it's possible to do both might explain the irrepressible humor bubbling up in these hills. All that sublimation is a creative force! New Guestbook
gmarlett wrote...
New Hampshah is funny for sure! Welcome to the Parody and Satire Group!
Posted January 17, 2009
ElizabethJeanAllen wrote...
I've read some of Rebecca Rule's stuff. Its hilarious.
Great lens.
5*
Lizzy
Posted June 13, 2008
I hope you enjoyed the ride.
That's all for now! 
