News From A Weird World

This issue includes:

-- May 4th Is A Good Day To Stay Off The Roads In Australia
-- Mommy That Man's Got No Clothes On!
-- Deaf Men Stabbed Over Misunderstood Signs
-- What Not To Do When You Have Noisy Neighbors
-- Trips To The Cemetery Aren't Sacred Any More

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This issue includes:

-- Sex In Space? "Nyet!" Say The Russians
-- Tony Blair And Gordon Brown Not Invited To The Royal Wedding
-- The Royal Wedding Party Is A Great Knit
-- Big Brother Is Watching You And Your Tattoos
-- Robbery By Remote Control Didn't Pay Off

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This issue includes:

-- Kiki License Plate Is A Rude Word
-- What Daily Specials Do You Have?
-- It's Curtain Call Time In Polk County
-- Boy Loses Dog Burns Down House
-- Let's End This Week On A Happy Note

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This issue includes:

-- Join The US Army And Become A US Citizen
-- The Czech PM Snatches Pen
-- Police Attacked With Vacuum Cleaners During Clean Up Operation
-- He's Dead Five Times In One Day!
-- Beware Of Flying Fish

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This issue includes:

-- Fake Australian Wine Floods Market
-- Nazi's Invade The USA : It's A WWII Comedy Of Errors
-- A Pretty Potty Place To Find Phosphates
-- Not The Best Way To Throw Dogs Off Your Scent
-- Kids Banned From Playing Outside

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This issue includes:

-- How Does A Mom Party And Do Drugs?
-- Dad Drops Baby While Watching Parade
-- How Does A Teenage Girl Get A New Car These Days?
-- Message In A Bottle A Rare Find
-- Sorry There Is No Jewelery Here

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This issue includes:

-- "Give Me A Kiss" : "No!" : BANG!
-- He's Just A Growing Boy But Watch Him Grow!
-- Supermarket Scrabble : Now That's My Kind Of Game
-- Guess Who Is Cashing In On The Royal Wedding
-- If You Pay To Pray The Nuns Say Hurray!
-- How Much Was That You Wanted To Insure My Car?

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This issue includes:

-- How Many British Just Don't Know Their Meat
-- Brighter Than Einstein And Only 11 Years Old!
-- Well That's One Way To Blow Your Inheritance
-- He Did What In A Chocolate Shop?
-- That's Rare : A Two Headed Turtle With Five Feet
-- Australian UFO Conference Canceled Due To The Weather

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This issue includes:

-- Woman Boards School Bus And Slaps Child
-- Mom Fights With Kids Over A Perm
-- Group Leader Tapes Boy To Chair And Turns Him Upside Down
-- When Is It Not Right To Be Appointed The Designated Driver?
-- How Do You Sabotage An Election In Nigeria?
-- At Last A Happier Story Out Of Christchurch, New Zealand

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This issue includes:

-- I'm Stuck In A Jam Show Me The Way To Go Home
-- No More Sex And Drugs Parties For This Orlando Doctor
-- Dogs Sniffing Butts Can Sometimes Reap Rewards
-- Guess Who Got Arrested For Driving Under The Influence?
-- Boy Underwent Surgery Went To Heaven And Met His Dead Sister

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This issue includes:

-- Florida Mother Of The Year
-- When Whiskey And Ice Cream Don't Mix
-- Florida Bar Brawl Ends Up With Woman In Jail
-- What The Mold Inspector Saw
-- 39 Wives 94 Children And He Wants More
-- Mom Videos Under Age Kids Smoking

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This issue includes:

-- Hoped For A Prince But Found A Frog
-- Kissing Their Way Into The Record Books
-- Show Me Your Breasts Cop Faces Arrest
-- He's Dead. Oh No He's Not. Oh Yes He Is.
-- Couple Commits Crimes While Toddler Sleeps
-- Something Odd About Those Women I Bought Drinks For

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This issue includes:

-- British Woman Dies In Buttock Operation Tragedy
-- What's Worse Than Shooting Yourself In The Foot?
-- Who Kidnapped JR?
-- Well That Really Stinks!
-- How Do You Heat Your Swimming Pool?
-- I'm Not Moving To Malawi - Are You?

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This 1st Anniversary issue includes:

-- China Military Drill Dogfight Clip Isn't What It Seems
-- Shoplifting By Pensioners In Japan Hits Record Highs
-- Woman Kills Baby Who Interrupted Her Farmville Game
-- Run Out Of De-Icer? Use Pickle Juice
-- Fancy A Swim Off Palm Beach? You Might Want To Read This First
-- Wife Sets Man's Clothes On Fire

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This issue includes:

-- Rare Plant Blooms In Australia - However...
-- Australia Day Protests Over Invasion Day
-- Croc-o-dial Can't Stomach Mobile Phone Diet
-- The Perfect Companion To Take On Holiday With You
-- A Woman With A Strange Addiction
-- The Mystery Of The Miami Grand Piano

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This issue includes:

-- Elderly Woman Bashes Burglar With Heirloom Walking Stick
-- What Irritates Motorists Most In The UK?
-- Distillers Try To Recreate Taste Of 100 Year Old Scotch Whisky
-- Pulpo Paul Is To Have A Shrine Built For Him
-- River Rescue After Woman Loses Grip On Sex Doll
-- How To Stop A Library From Being Closed

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This issue includes:

-- Man In His 60's Steals Young Neighbors Underwear
-- Beware Of Pineapple Shaped Bookends
-- This Is One Woman Not To Be Messed With
-- Headline Of The Week
-- Crappy Commute Of The Week
-- Maybe Not The Best Way To Avoid Being Evicted

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This issue includes:

-- Even Scotty Can't Save Enterprise Captain From This Fine Mess
-- Potty Trained Pigs Prevent Pollution
-- Pythons Get Married But It's Nothing To Do With Monty
-- Farmer And Wife Victims Of Mad Cow Disease
-- Somebody Stole Some Body

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This issue includes:

-- It's Now Ok To Foresee The Future In Romania
-- Beckham Is Now Allowed To Bend It In North Korea
-- North Korean's Find Where There's Muck There's Money
-- You Want Loyal Ling? Only Three Dollar
-- When Not To Punch A Homeless Man

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This issue includes:

-- Celebrate Christmas Catalan Style
-- Frozen Glasgow Dog Refuses To Leave Bus
-- Very Very Intestine But Stupid
-- High Tide At The United Nations Kicks Up A Stink
-- Mother Abandons Disabled Son At Sea World In Orlando

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This issue includes:

-- Pilot Ends Up Pooped After Historic Flight Crash Landing
-- Supermarket Thief Makes A Getaway In A Motorized Shopping Cart
-- Gun Store In Florida Is #10 In The Nation
-- Oh Where Oh Where Did My Kitty Disappear To?
-- Zimbabwe Wants To Send Cecil Rhodes Home

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This issue includes:

-- Driver Fined For Speeding On Both Sides Of The World By Same Cop
-- Spiderman Arrested In Germany
-- So Who Did Invent The Pavlova - Officially?
-- Rudolph Does A Runner
-- Another Home Foreclosure Served But They Got The Wrong Owner
-- The Grinch Is At Work On The Florida Turnpike

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This issue includes:

-- Daytona Man Given Four Year Jail Sentence
-- Indians Have A Bone To Pick About Burial Ground Move
-- Happy Thanksgiving - You've Got A Leak
-- The Ultimate Gift For The John F Kennedy Fanatic
-- Spiderman Suffers A Few Sticky Moments On Broadway
-- Swedish Stomach Broadcast Sounds Bad

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This issue includes:

-- Rolling Stone's Tongue Tattoo For A Pony
-- How To Eat Free At Top London Restaurants
-- Neighbor Arrested For Returning Stolen Ashes
-- Toddler Escapes From Home For Third Time
-- Woman Shoots Cat In Self Defense

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This issue includes:

-- Federal Employee Seeks Girl He Met At A Party
-- Not Good To Be A Goldfish At The G20 Summit
-- Java Lovers Plead For Somewhere To Love
-- Free Accommodation In Manhattan With Full Air Conditioning
-- Airline Locks Toilets And Turns Out The Lights On Protesting Passengers

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This issue includes:

-- Teenage Burglar Gets Stuck In Air Vent
-- A Ray Of Sunshine For Russian Prisoners
-- Cell Phone Thief Leaves Behind A Trail
-- And The Father Of The Year Award Goes To
-- Poop Slinger Gets Caught In A Surveillance Trap
-- This Camera Thief Is Actually A Shark!

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This issue includes:

-- Fourth Grader Backpack Deemed Too Racy For School
-- Trapped Alligator Breaks The Record For Length In Florida
-- Lonesome High Rise Condo Man May Get Neighbors
-- Mother Leaves Baby Alone For Eight Hours While She Goes To Theme Park
-- Chinese Man Has Surgery To Remove Chopstick From His Stomach
-- Baby's Life Saved By Café Awning

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This issue includes:

-- Is Kylie Minogue Set To Become A Mango?
-- Prostitutes Ordered To Make Themselves Seen Or Be Fined
-- Short Skirts Outlawed In Italian Town
-- Nine House Burglaries Committed By Six Children
-- Convenience Store Robber Gets Dressing Down
-- Shoplifters Leave Children Behind
-- Droopy Drawer Incident Causes Whole Family To Be Arrested

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This issue includes:

-- Multi-Millionaire Lord Sugar Given Winter Fuel Allowance
-- Believe It Or Not There Is A Tipsy Gene
-- Man Gets Arm Stuck Down Toilet
-- The Queen Cancels Christmas
-- Drunk Woman Falls From Moving Motor Home
-- Woman Spend Seven Hours Shoplifting In Wal-Mart

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This issue includes:

-- Underwear Sniffing Landlord Taken To Cleaners
-- Idaho Tiger Habitat Given The Go Ahead But Tigers Not Allowed To Breed
-- The Pub Made Famous In Crocodile Dundee Is For Sale
-- Chinese On The Trail Of The Bigfoot
-- Older Than 52? Then You Must Be Grumpy
-- Teen Drives At 100mph With Kids In The Car
-- Thirteen Year Old Girl Poisoned Her Mother With Bug Spray

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This issue includes:

-- How Would You Like To Own The World's Biggest Book?
-- Roll Up Roll Up, The Brazilian Congress Is In Session
-- Newcastle Doesn't Want Anyone To Be Seen Going In the Tardis
-- California Benefit Recipients Are Spent On Vacations In Florida
-- Man Takes Revenge On Neighbor With Weed Killer
-- Two Florida Moms Allowed Underage Daughters To Hold Drinking Parties

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This issue includes:

-- Well That Is One Way To Move A Carpet
-- That's A Fine Mess You Got Us into This Time
-- Vuvuzelas Are Set To Return At The Commonwealth Games
-- Stiletto Express Gets Into The Guinness Book Of Records
-- First Ambassador To The Aliens?
-- Pensioner With Automatic Prevents Robbery
-- Sky Diver Helps Raise Money For Alzheimer's

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This issue includes:

-- The Conservative Politician Who Meddled With The Occult
-- Giant Snake Found In Polish Toilet
-- Firefighters Have To Deal With Occupant Before Fire
-- Fake Doctor Fails To Give Woman A Perfect Butt
-- Britain Could Be The Worst Country In Europe
-- Oh No - Beatles Tribute Needs A Yoko

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