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Hello you Infidels. My name is Ahmad Dinejad. I am President of Iran. A country you probably have never heard of (yeah right!).

I am married. Fourteen wives, divorced five times. No, I don't pay child support.

My country hates America because we are not allowed to get MacDonalds or Kentucky Fried. For this, you must die.

One day you will beg for mercy. God bless Allah.

OK, I confess, I'm a Jew!!! How do you say? A cryto Jew and freemason. I though this would be obvious from my hand signs. We Zionists want to control both sides of every conflict, hehehe, you Goyim are sooo stupid cattle.

Below is my attempt to make you see that I really am one of the good guys (hmm). I will show you how I think and my likes and dislikes...

The picture shows a few of my wives, don't know which ones. There're behind the palace extension I made.

News 

US sets nuclear deadline for Iran - 2 weeks
Updated 08-07-19
Iran must decide between confrontation and co-operation in the dispute over its nuclear plans, the US has warned.
Iran's arsenal of missiles
Updated 08-07-20
Although Iran's latest missile tests have grabbed global headlines, Western observers may have learned little they did not already know about the scope and potential firepower of Tehran's arsenal.
Using Bombs to Stave Off War
Updated 08-07-24

<---The face of Evil

A historian named Benny Morris (nice Crypto Jew name) wants the US to nuke Iran. Everybody knows Israel has plenty of nuclear warheads. He should use one of them and shove it under his ass, and make it go off. Humanity would be better off without him.

I am fighting in Allah's service. This is piety and a good deed. In Allah's war I do not fear as others should. For this fighting is righteous, true, and good.
A Brazen Evil
Updated 08-07-24
A Brazen Evil - by Justin Raimondo
The Jewish historian Benny Morris (see evil photo above) argues for nuclear genocide against Iran.
America Is Already Committing Acts of War Against Iran
Updated 08-08-03
The war between the United States and Iran is on. American taxpayer dollars are being used, with the permission of Congress, to fund activities that result in Iranians being killed and wounded, and Iranian property destroyed.

OK, I'm a Crypto Jew 

Ahmadinejad or Saborjhian

A crypto Jew in Muslim cloth bringing war and destruction in the whole world.

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Women should stay home and watch the kids 

..Not in her case, she can't do anything useful at home, hehehe.

Updated 2008-07-21
Who does this woman think she is? Not God or Allah, that's for sure. I was sitting next to her at the Geneva conference and she would not give me one of her chewing gums. I HATE her. Death to her, aahhhhh!!! Fight in Allah's Cause, and know that Allah hears and knows all
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Why I love Iran 

IRAN is my home and it's a BEAUTIFUL country. Some people say there's terrorism there but thats not true at all. It's a place of culture and history where people are decent and not corrupt like the West.

The history of Iran is beautiful and words cannot explain it, I cry when I think of it. If you manage to have some time to visit me in my breathtaking country, you should definitely visit Persepolis in Shiraz, the biggest dynasty of its time, so big that Alexander the great, which I think is not so great, wanted to rule and burn down the dynasty. I do not like it when people think Iran is Iraq. THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!! Curse on you if you think otherwise. It's like, for example, when somebody says you're Chinese but you're actually Japanese,and I am not saying anything offensive about Japan or China.My point is the two countries are TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!!!

Iran cares for its people and does not really like other countries making judgements about them, for Iran does not actually judge other countries and does not think war is the answer to the worlds problems. I am just fed up with people thinking there's terrorist activity here.

I know we will be provoked into war, and because we are protected by Allah, this is why I think we will win and one day we will own all of Israel and U.S.A.

My Beautiful Country 

Beautiful Iran

Counter the propaganda attacks by Western Media on Iran and share with the world Iran's deep rooted beauty. Share with the world our beautiful country's breathtaking land, magnetizing culture, rich history, and hopeful people.

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The one man I consider closest to Allah 

Updated 08-07-23
Here is a man I consider to be closer to Allah, than even myself. Believers, shall I lead you to a bargain or trade that will save you from a painful torment? Take a good look at him. He is, how you say? a Saint. He provides the world with information that will save the world. Muslims, fight in Allah's Cause. Stand firm and you will prosper.

Let me tell you a story: We in Iran have known about what Jews are really doing to the rest of humanity for aeons. Jews call non Jews "Goy" or "Goyim", meaning the lowest form of human, or cattle. Yes my friends in the West, Jews have been deceiving mankind for millenia and they are still doing it now when they say they want to attack Iran.

Go the website of Eric Hufschmid (the Saint) and learn from him the truth about Jews and why the Jews are on the run like rabbits as the world is waking up to their tricks. O Prophet, urge the faithful to fight.

I have a small framed picture of Eric by my bedside. I asked my wives to make sure it is dusted every day. hahahahaha, I wuv you Eric

Eric Hufschmid's Status Report

The Jews want our Oil 

Here is why the Jews want to go to war with Iran. Oil fields not far from my home (map on right). Click on this link
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for enlargement. They stop at nothing. Look at what they did to Iraq. And check out the oil pipeline running from Iraq to Israel. The Jews stole the oil and get it for free. To make thing incredible, the Americans are guarding the pipeline. CAN YOU SEE that the Jews own the American military. Oh Allah knows. God forbid.


US Bases Guard The Oil Pipelines from Iraq


eBay 

One day when I own America, I will visit all the owners of eBay

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Nuclear Power is not just for Electricity 

OK I tell truth. I do it exclusively just for Squidoo. I don't know why, it's because I like the name. I spill my guts about it next time... for now here is a link from Jewpedia. I will show how wrong they are, hahahahaha


Nuclear Program of Iran


OK I'm back.

Iran has seen what Israel and American did to Iraq. We realize now we have no choice but to fight and we can fight a conventional war no problem, but once we annihilate the Fifth Fleet, then Americans and Israeli will surely turn to their nukes.

You can rest assured that Iran has got some nukes from our friends in Russia and Pakistan. We are not letting America attack and go through an Israeli occupation like Iraq - living with Death Squads, and seeing wives and children blown up in marketplaces with Israeli Mossad bombs.

Now you know, my friends from the West. Exclusive on my site. We, in Iran are ready to fight!

 

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