Ninja Cats

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Ninja Cats Are Everywhere That You Don't See Them

Ninja cats. Cat ninjas. I always knew that cats were out to get us, and finally the evidence is emerging on video and in photograph. Oh, sure, you may say people added those captions, but I say That's what they want you to think. Oh, it's an amusing internet meme, sure - perfect for throwing us off the trail! While a hundred humans laugh at the silly cat pictures, a thousand fur-sheathed claws flex.

Sneaky. Stealthy. Hidden. Violent. Athletic. Capable of great leaps, twists and kicks. Constantly lurking in the darkness - oh, how could we have not seen? The Ninja Cat is among us. And he/she/it is our pet. Terry Pratchett knew. He knew what real cats were like! Lolcats was just the beginning!

Ninja Cats are...

Fan art of the white ninja cat, Ninjet (by Flynn the Cat ;D )

Fanart of the delightful Ninjet

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The Classic Ninja Cat Video

Ninja cat comes closer while not moving!

My cat has her own version of this. When I play peekaboo with her, she mrrrps at me whenever my head comes into sight.
だるまさんが転んにゃ - Stalking Cat -
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Are Cats Ninjas?

Be careful how you answer. Your cat is paying close attention.

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No! Cats are not ninjas... hehe. Of course not. I suspect nothing.

haley says:

im not saying yes or no but if they were ninjas why would the cat miss?!? i think that dog is a spy cause it was running away and when the cat attacked it was still running! IM RIGHT!!!

ninjana says:

Of course not. That cat just totally missed the dog. Ninjas don't do that.

cmadden says:

On the other paw, that black ninja cat looks a lot like Agent 009 (aka Poussifri).

says:

We..I mean they.. are not ninjas! and we ... I mean they ... cannot type so they would not be using a computer so clearly this is not a ninja cat, if there were any, which there aren't, using my ... I mean their ... human's computer!

You bet they are! Sneaky, martial-art experts with fur!

Ninja Cat says:

Cats are total Ninjas.They are Psychic stalkers of Ninja awesomeness.

LordNefarious says:

My cat is sleeping...but I know that is just a trick and she is waiting for the right moment to attack.

ELMO says:

OF COUSE THERE NINJAS WHAT ELES WOULD THEY BE!!! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO THINK ABUT IT CATS STALK!!!

StaCslns says:

Absolutely! My little ninja keeps the dogs on their toes at all times!

Andrew says:

WHAT, DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO BE LAZY LITTLE BUNDLES O' FUR?!

roscoe says:

they are ninjas

ImpartialGreg says:

Bruce Lee shouts "Meow" regularly in movies!

Malcolm Cade says:

yes the sure as hell are

jadehorseshoe says:

Yes; definitely.

jordyn says:

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!...

nephthys says:

Mousel says yes.

cookiemonster. says:

im a ninja cat, shhh, dont tell no one.

Ninja Catman says:

i train with ninja cats the hide nothing..... Cept themselves when they get the people hoo no feed on times hahahahahahahahaha

genglo says:

of course they are!

Jonathan K. says:

everybody says that the japanese were the first ninjas. that is true. they were the first HUMAN ninjas. cats have been ninjas for many centuries before humans even evolved. they may act cute and cuddley, but they can kill. u think they stalk mice for food? no, they are practicing to kill us.

 
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Ninja Kittens: The Film Trailer

Ninja Kittens (Extended version)
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Ninja Kittehs In Hiding

That's how you know they're ninja cats. You can't see them.

Ninja Cat Buttons!

Protect yourself and your bag with a ninja cat button from Zazzle!

Les Chats Ninjas!

Your feet will never be safe again.

Les chats ninjas
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21,224 ratings | 2,164,392 views
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Ninja Cat Attacks!

Hide your homework in a secretive Ninja Kitty Binder

Ninja Kitty Binder binderExplosive Ninja Cat Firekick Multi-use Binder binderNinja Kitty! With Shurikens Binder binder

Ninja Cats Have Appeared in These Films

They have also been in other films, but they were hiding and you didn't see them.

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Ninja Kitteh Does A Fence Jump

Ninja Cats in Action! Caught on Video On Secret Mission Into High Security Compound!

Ninja Kitteh: Fence Jump
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983 ratings | 502,644 views
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A Day In The Life Of... Ninja Cats

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ninja

Ninja Cats Can Scale Sheer Walls

...Ninja by night. Cat-burglar by day

Funny cat climbing into house
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901 ratings | 599,309 views
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The Story of Ninja Cat

A fun kid's book by LaMonte Heflick

The Story of Ninja Cat

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Ninja Cat was outside Room at the chipmunk Hotel. She could hear voices. At least two cats were inside. But she couldnt make out what they were saying. She raised her right leg up high. Bam! Power kick to the center of the floor. Smash! The door split wide open. What does she find inside? Find out in this fast-moving Pup Fiction Adventure!

Kitten Sneak-Attacked By Ninja Box

Ninja kitty detect the enemy despite its cunning disguise

Ninja Kitten Sneak Attacked By Box
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Ninja Cats on Flickr

Except they probably aren't real ninjas, because they were caught on camera.

Jaguar with funny face! by Tambako the Jaguar
Kiss Kiss, Meow Meow by Remy Sharp
Jaguaress scratching the wood by Tambako the Jaguar
Young jaguar playing with his mother by Tambako the Jaguar
Sitting and posing mother jaguar by Tambako the Jaguar
Yawning female jaguar by Tambako the Jaguar
Hide Ninja Cat by Yuichiro Haga
Ninja Cat by Jason Milich
Ninja cat attempts to disappear into sunbeam by Steven-L-Johnson
Valentine animal puppet by oddharmonic
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Return of the Ninja Cat!

Ninja Cat Fail
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Ninja Cat Music

Here's some Ninja Cat music!

Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Cat Game

(Steve Jackson Games)

SPANC Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Cat (Steve Jackson Games)

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Life is good when you're a Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirl. Enjoy a life of larceny and mayhem as you embark on one Caper after another. Defeat every challenge the galaxy throws at you, from the Friendly Guard Puppies all the way to the Fiendish Death Trap. Pick up Toys (and the occasional Poolboy), grab more Loot than anyone else, and watch your tail . . . because the other catgirls want what you've got!

Lovingly illustrated by Phil Foglio of Girl Genius, SPANC is a fast-paced card game of space pirates, amazons, ninja, and catgirls. All at once

Ninja Cats Lurk

Ninja kitty lurks on top of doors

ninja kitty
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Ninja Cats Get Everywhere. Even Blogs.

But Google Sees Everything. Even Ninja cats.

GoNinja Answers The Age-Old Question Of 'Ninjas Or Samurai?'
Corona is becoming a standard in app development, with other titles such as Cannon Cat and The Lost City. It's nice to see new tools available to help make developing games a bit easier ? game development is hard work, after all. In Go Ninja, you are ...
'So You Think You Can Dance' Recap: Women, Wackers, Ninjas and a Coma
Even on the beach in sunny LA, Cat Deeley rocks a stylish jacket and scarf to welcome us to the West Coast auditions. My fanboy love for Cat Deeley is heating up this week, and it grows even stronger when she introduces guest judge Jesse Tyler Ferguson ...
'So You Think You Can Dance' recap, Los Angeles auditions
It always makes me so happy to see Cat interacting with the dancers waiting in line -- she is sunshine in high heels. Judges tonight: Mary Murphy, Nigel Lythgoe, and professional goof Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Love him, too. Mary Murphy warns them, ...
One Direction Gets Hilarious Cartoon (Video)
The singers are told that their mission is to save all the cats of the world from Skeletor-like baddie Lord Faptaguise, who has catnapped them (some Directioners in the know will definitely giggle about Harry Styles saving cats.) ...

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  • cheryl-ankiel Apr 28, 2012 @ 6:12 pm | delete
    I love cats. I am fascinated with ninjas. What? The best of both worlds.
  • poissonenciel Apr 22, 2012 @ 4:56 am | delete
    Love this lens!
  • rantheman1 Apr 9, 2012 @ 11:32 pm | delete
    Hilarious lens!
  • luniarose Mar 27, 2012 @ 10:40 am | delete
    cool lense, i love ninja cats
  • Lifeboost Mar 24, 2012 @ 5:49 am | delete
    Love ninja cats, and love this lens! What a fun idea and really well put together. Still laughing... :)
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How to Take Over Teh Wurld 

:A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning

How to Take Over Teh Wurld: A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning

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In I Can Has Cheezburger?, Professor Happycat brought LOLcats to the wurld. Nao he has gone back to his lair for 200 all-new LOLcats that give all aspiring kittehs the lessons they need to take over teh world (or at least their hoomins).



A Calendar of Cats ..and mice and fish calendar
A Calendar of Cats ..and mice and fish by Flynn_the_Cat
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Bad Cat: 244 Not-So-Pretty Kitties And Cats Gone Bad 

...there would have been ninja cats. But they hid.

Bad Cat: 244 Not-So-Pretty Kitties and Cats Gone Bad

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Just as Kliban got us to think about the cat as something far more interesting than an innocuous house pet, and Suzy Becker taught us that cats possess a Buddha-like wisdom (together Cat and All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat have more than 2.6 million copies in print), Jim Edgar reveals yet another facet of the ever-mesmerizing animal. Brooding, deranged, antisocial, these are kitties with attitude and borderline personality problems--ah, but what hilarious fun it is to read about them. All 244 photographed in terrifying full color in their most unflattering moments, with a quote plus vital stats: name, breed, age, and hobby. Get to know them. Then see if you can ever forget them.

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