The Greatest Ninja Movies Ever Made!

Ninja Scroll

This is an intense Ninja themed animation with heart pumping action.



Ninja Scroll is a Japanese action thriller anime set in feudal Japan, by critically acclaimed director/writer Yoshiaki Kawajiri who was best known for his previous thriller Wicked City. The character designs were done by Yutaka Minowa.1 point

Ninja Assassin

One of the best hollywood ninja movies in recent times. Enjoy non-stop blood splattering action.



If it moves, smash it! The filmmakers behind The Matrix and V for Vendetta bring new blood (lots of it!) to martial arts movies in Ninja Assassin. Korean pop star Rain (Speed Racer) stars as heroic, deadly Raizo. Trained from childhood in the way of the Ozunu Clan ninja, he is stalked by fellow warriors for breaking free of them and their iron-willed dojo patriarch (martial arts legend Sho Kosugi).....0 points

Ninja

Experience the raw power of Scott Adkins as a skilled American ninja going up againest the Yakuza.



It remains as true today as it did in the days of the ancient Samurai: the weapons of the Ninja hold legendary powers for both good men and evil. The deadly weapons of the last Koga Ninja have now been entrusted to an American Ninjutsu student studying in Japan. Commanded by his Sensei to return to New York and protect the weapons at all cost, he must defeat the skilled Yakuza assassins hunting hi...0 points

Revenge of the Ninja

The Ninja are back! Brandishing swords and fists, leaping and kicking, wielding blow darts and explosives, they know a thousand ways to kill. Martial arts legend Sho Kosugi delivers a heart-pounding display of strength, speed and lethal Ninja know-how in this action-packed thriller that 'takes us back to the good old days of the kung fu extravaganza (Screen International). When a band of Ninja assassins slaughters the family of Cho Osaki (Kosugi), he flees to America in the hopeof building a new...0 points

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie is the live-action, feature film adaptation of the cult comic book and the popular animated television show. After prolonged exposure to radiation, four teenage turtles--Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and Donatello--have mutated into ninjas and have begun living in the sewers of a large city. Under the guidance of a ninja master Splinter the Rat and television reporter April, the Turtles embark on a mission to run crime out of the city and battle the war...0 points

Azumi

Azumi 2003 Directed by Ryuhei Kitamura of Versus. Azumi is an action packed movie based on a highly popular manga serial by Yu Koyama. Like his stylish and gory previous film it wastes no time in getting down to business. The movies gets rolling as soon as the band of ten Samurai in training including Azumi (Aya Ueto) the only swordswoman among them is subjected to its final test. Once again Kitamura demonstrates his awesome skills into camera movements and fights choreography. The unlimited sup...0 points

Shinobi - Heart Under Blade

"Masterpiece" - Toronto After Dark Film Festival

The year is 1614, Japan has been united under the Tokugawa Shoguns and the land is beginning to feel at peace. Two remote ninja clans, the Koga and the Igo, are ancient enemies but have long been bound by a peace agreement forbidding them to fight. The heirs to the leadership of both clans have fallen in love, but a tragic fate awaits them. A cruel plot is set by the Shogun to wipe these two clans from existence by breaking the peace agreement and...

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Based on Hasbro's immensely popular action figures, G.I. Joe is the ultimate elite fighting force, engaged in an extraordinary action-adventure matchup of good versus evil! In G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, the G.I. Joe team, armed with the coolest hi-tech gadgets and weapons, travels the world from the Egyptian desert to the polar ice caps in a high stakes pursuit of Cobra, an evil international organization threatening to use a technology that could bring the world to its knees.0 points

Goemon

Written, directed and choreographed by Kazuaki Kiriya (Director of Hit film;Casshern). Goemon tells the story of Japanese folk legend Goemon Ishikawa, a Ninja/Samurai bandit who stole valuables from the rich and gave them to the poor.0 points

Kill Bill - Volume One

The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarantino (PULP FICTION, JACKIE BROWN), KILL BILL VOLUME 1 stars Uma Thurman (PULP FICTION), Lucy Liu (CHARLIE'S ANGELS, CHICAGO), and Vivica A. Fox (TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME) in an astonishing, action-packed thriller about brutal betrayal and an epic vendetta! Four years after taking a bullet in the head at her own wedding, The Bride (Thurman) emerges from a coma and decides it's time for payback ... with a vengeance! Havin...0 points

Shogun Assassin

In a time of evil and tyranny, a stone-faced ronin wanders the countryside with his young son (and a weapon-filled baby cart), hunted by the merciless minions of an evil Shogun.



Once a noble samurai, he is now the most feared assassin in Japan, known only as Lone Wolf. Starring the legendary Tomisaburo Wakayama, Shogun Assassin is perhaps the most famous samurai film in the Western world.0 points

Mortal Kombat/Mortal Kombat 2: Annihilation

Studio: New Line Home Video Release Date: 07/03/20070 points

Naruto Shippuden: Box Set 1

Naruto Uzumaki is back! After two and a half years of training on the road with Jiraiya of the Sannin, Naruto is back in the Village Hidden in the Leaves, and he's ready to show off his new skills. He and Sakura team up to take on their old master Kakashi, who's pretty impressed with their progress. They'll have plenty of opportunity to put it into action when news arrives from the Sand Village that Gaara, Naruto's former rival and now Kazekage of the Sand, has been kidnapped! And the culprits a...0 points

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow

The first feature based on the popular adventure-comedy Naruto, Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow takes knuckle-headed ninja-in-training Naruto Uzumaki to an unexpected place: a film set. With Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi-sensei, he must protect Yukie Fujikaze, the temperamental star of a series of period melodramas. Yukie is rude to her fans (including Naruto), throws tantrums, gets drunk, and mistreats her co-workers. But she doesn't seem to be in any danger until the director decides to shoot he...0 points

Beverly Hills Ninja

SPECIAL FEATURES: FULL SCREEN AND WIDESCREEN VERSIONS, DOLBYSURROUND SOUND AND DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1, LANGUAGES: ENGLISH, SPANISH (STEREO), PORTUGUESE (STEREO), SUBTITLES: ENGLISH,SPANISH, PORTUGUESE, CHINES, KOREAN AND THAI, TALENT FILES, AND THEATRICAL TRAILER.0 points

The Naked Sword

In the tradition of "Kasumi: Lady Ninja" and the "Ninja Vixens" franchise, comes a "pink" film by director Yoshikazu Kato, called "NINJAKEN: the NAKED SWORD". If you expect a film with a lot of action packed sequences then you will be disappointed. "Ninjaken..." is an exploitive, highly erotic tale of female ninjas who use the best weapon they have at their disposal--their womanly wiles and their curvaceous bodies. This film stars AV-star, super sexy Kaede Matsushima--so do I have your attention...0 points

Geisha Assassin (aka Geisha vs. Ninja)

Directed by Go Ohara (the action director of Death Trance), Geisha Assassin follows the story of Kotono (newcomer Minami Tsukui), a beautiful geisha who inherits a secretly-guarded sword and uses it to pursue Hyoe, the man who killed her father. Throughout her quest to face-off against Hyoe, Kotono battles Japan s most notorious female ninjas and assassins only to learn a hidden secret.

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Lady Ninja Kaeda

In Japan, during the reign of Shogun Yoshimune, it is the era of the samurai and the ninja. Many villages are outwardly peaceful, but a twisted sexual underbelly exists that affects more than just the criminals. Kaede and her sister are unfortunately victims of this when the elder is raped and commits suicide shortly thereafter. Kaede seeks vengeance, and a lady ninja nun who hears of the events aids her in the search. There is more to the story behind the rape however, and the lies and secrets...0 points

Ninja Scroll

Studio: Starz/sphe Release Date: 02/23/1999 Run time: 90 minutes0 points

Ninja Vixens: Complete Box Set

Loads of hot chicks, 10 movies, One Low Price!

Collection Includes: Flame of Seduction, Crimson Blades, Devilish Angels, Vixen Dropouts and Web of Passion, Forbidden Paradise, Treasure of Lust, Carnal Enchantment, Demonic Sacrifices and Virgin Nightmares

Ninja Cheerleaders

They fight, they cheer, they strip and they re headed for Brown! Ninja Cheerleaders is a funny and fast action comedy about three cheerleaders who are Straight A students by day and fighting warriors at night.0 points

Ninja She Devil

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Naked Weapon [Blu-ray]

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Blade 2 [Blu-ray]

Import Blu-Ray/Region A pressing. Get set for more action, more vampires and more Wesley Snipes in this second monster-hit installment in the Blade franchise. When the world is threatened by a new and deadlier breed of super vampires, the legendary Blade and his mentor, Whistler, must join forces with the Bloodpack, an elite team of vampire warriors.0 points

Appleseed (Limited Collector's Edition)

Earth's last city, Olympus, rose from the ashes of a global war on the backs of Bioroids, artificial clones who make up half the city's population. Under the strict guidance of a supercomputer, humanity's last survivors enjoy an idyllic peace, but only on the surface Human terrorists within the military seek a return to power and clash with the government's ESWAT forces lead by the legendary soldier, Deunan Knute, and her boyfriend who is 75% machine. Retrieving the Appleseed will end the confli...0 points

Ultraviolet [Blu-ray]

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Genre: Science Fiction
Rating: PG13
Release Date: 27-JUN-2006
Media Type: Blu-Ray0 points

Aeon Flux (Special Collector's Edition)

400 years in the future, after a virus decimates the world population, only one city on Earth remains. Ruled by the Goodchild dynasty, it is a perfect society of peace and prosperity - except that its citizens keep mysteriously disappearing. Academy Award® winner Charlize Theron stars as Aeon Flux, a secret agent/assassin/warrior whose mission is to bring down the regime. But as she goes deeper into her mission, Aeon uncovers some shocking secrets that jeopardize the mission - and her...0 points

Resident Evil - Apocalypse (Special Edition)

Alice is back and forced to face off against an unstoppable, bio-engineered killing machine in the action-packed sequel to the sci-fi smash hit.0 points

La Femme Nikita [Blu-ray]

From director Luc Besson (The Fifth Element) comes this "wild and irresistible" (New York Post) thriller about a vicious street punk turned sexy, sophisticated and lethally dangerous assassin. Starring Anne Parillaud, Jeanne Moreau and Jean Reno, La Femme Nikita is "slick, stylish and tremendously entertaining" (The New York Times)! Rescued from death row by a top-secret agency, Nikita (Anne Parillaud) is slowly transformed from a cop-killing junkie into a cold-blooded bombshell with a license t...0 points

Dark Angel - The Complete Series

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Blonde, bouncy Buffy (Kristy Swanson) is your typical high school cheerleader-- her goal is to "marry Christian Slater and die" and nothing gets in her way when it's time to shop. But all that changes when a strange man (Donald Sutherland) informs her she's been chosen by fate to kill vampires. With the help of a romantic rebel (Luke Perry), Buffy is soon spending school nights protecting L.A. from Lothos, the Vampire King (Rutger Hauer), his sidekick. Lefty (Paul Ruebens) and their determined g...0 points

3 Ninjas

Here's the exciting action-adventure hit that spar more...0 points

Here's the exciting action-adventure hit that sparked ninja-mania with audiences everywhere! After an organized crime ring proves to be too much for the FBI, it's time for the 3 NINJAS! They're three brothers trained in the ways of the ninja. And the fun kicks off when the action kicks in! Using their martial arts skills, they team up to battle the crime ring and outwit some very persistent kidnappers! Mixing the high-kicking fun of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES with the humorous pranks of HOME A...0 points

Surf Ninjas

An action/comedy centering around two California d more...0 points

An action/comedy centering around two California dudes, who upon discovering they are the long-lost sons of a mysterious island king, embark on the adventure of their lives.0 points

Beverly Hills Ninja

A white child is raised to be a ninja warrior but more...0 points

A white child is raised to be a ninja warrior but fails miserably.0 points

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Original Series (Volume 1)

Five episodes from the television series about piz more...0 points

Five episodes from the television series about pizza-loving teenaged turtles fighting their nemesis, the evil Shredder.0 points

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie is the liv more...0 points

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie is the live-action, feature film adaptation of the cult comic book and the popular animated television show. After prolonged exposure to radiation, four teenage turtles--Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and Donatello--have mutated into ninjas and have begun living in the sewers of a large city. Under the guidance of a ninja master Splinter the Rat and television reporter April, the Turtles embark on a mission to run crime out of the city and battle the warlord...0 points

S.W.A.T. (Widescreen Special Edition)

An arrested drug kingpin is transported by a Los Angeles Police Department S.W.A.T. team, led by Jackson's character, out of the city and into federal custody. Plans go awry when the kingpin offers $100 million to anyone who can free him. Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Oliver Martinez.0 points

Aeon Flux [Blu-ray]

400 years in the future, after a virus decimates the world population, only one city on Earth remains. Ruled by the Goodchild dynasty, it is a perfect society of peace and prosperity - except that its citizens keep mysteriously disappearing. Charlize Theron stars as Aeon Flux, a secret agent/assassin/warrior whose mission is to bring down the regime. But as she goes deeper into her mission, Aeon uncovers some shocking secrets that put the mission -- and her life -- in danger.0 points

Sniper Collector's Box Set: Sniper, Sniper 2, and Sniper 3

Studio: Sony Pictures Home Ent Release Date: 04/25/20060 points

National Geographic: Inside Special Forces

Go inside the world's most elite, top secret strike force. Their mission is unique, targeted, dangerous...and only National Geographic will go deep into the secret world of US Special Operations. Follow Special Forces into battle and on secret missions in Afghanistan and Iraq as they face situations where honed skill, finely tuned instincts and split-second decision making are the difference between success and failure...between life and death.0 points

Bravo Two Zero

Starring action favorite Sean Bean (THE LORD OF THE RINGS, DON'T SAY A WORD, ESSEX BOYS) and based on a captivating true story written by best-selling author Andy McNab, BRAVO TWO ZERO explores the tragedies and triumphs of men taken to the edge of survival during the Persian Gulf War. When an elite eight-man British SAS team is dropped behind enemy lines, their mission is clear: take out Saddam Hussein's SCUD missile systems. But when communications are cut and they find themselves surrounded b...0 points

Assassins

Stallone & Banderas are assassins with Moore as a info-highway thief caught in the middle of their battle to the death.
Genre: Feature Film-Action/Adventure
Rating: R
Release Date: 14-SEP-2004
Media Type: DVD0 points

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball

The director of Smokin' Aces and Narc brings you back into the adrenaline-pumping world of blood, bullets and badasses. Packed with insane mercenaries, sexy assassins, and more of the fan-favorite Tremor family, this all-new explosive film tells the story of a low-level FBI agent with a high-price on his head! May the best hit man survive!0 points

Ultraviolet [Blu-ray]

Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, The Fifth Element), Cameron Bright (X-Men 3), Nick Chinlund (The Legend of Zorro) and William Fichtner (The Longest Yard) star in this theatrical set in the late 21st century, a subculture of humans have emerged who have been modified genetically by a vampire-like disease (Hemophagia), giving them enhanced speed, incredible stamina and acute intelligence, and as they are set apart from "normal" and "healthy" humans, the world is pushed to the brink of worldwide civ...0 points

Entrapment (Special Edition)

When a priceless Rembrandt is stolen in New York, the evidence points to a solitary master thief (Connery), who is about to meet the insurance company's most cunning - and seductive - investigator (Zeta-Jones). Following a nerve-racking game of cat and mouse, the two join forces, or so it seems, to attempt a daring multibillion-dollar heist tied to the dawn of the new millennium.0 points

Ninja Versus Ninja Game

In this stealthy game of swords and rewards, featuring artwork and figures designed by John Kovalic (Dork Tower), your Ninjas must defend the honor of their dojo against a rival dojo. Victory hinges on eliminating Ninjas and skillfully venturing into the opponent's dojo. But how far do your Ninjas dare to go - and will they return?0 points

Ninja Gaiden

Ninja Gaiden - the classic 2D action series has returned with bleeding-edge graphics, intense fighting action and thrilling gameplay! You take on the role of Ryu Hayabusa, a young ninja who survives the massacre of his family. The Vigor Empire is responsible for their deaths, and he'll use his ninja skills to make them pay. Experience even more combat action as you go online for multiplayer ninja battles Also includes the 3 original NES Ninja Gaiden games 5.1 Dolby Digital sound and 480p widescr...0 points

Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2

The tornado of fierce ninja action that is Naruto Shippuden returns to the PlayStation 3 and hits Xbox 360 for the first time! Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 brings the worldwide hit manga franchise to life in completely new ways. With refined fighting mechanics, a rich story mode with deep replay value, and the first online play ever in the Naruto franchise, the game is nothing less than the most electrifying fighting-adventure game ever.0 points

Mini Ninjas

You are the last Ninja that anyone would expect to save the world. Yet that is exactly what you're called to do when an Evil Samurai Warlord hatches a plan bent on total domination. Use your special Ninja training to battle a magical army of twisted Samurai, ride the rapids of the Great Central River, walk into the very heart of the Lost Volcano, and finally confront the Samurai Warlord in his Evil Fortress of Doom. Play as Hiro and other Mini Ninjas, combining your ninja skills, weapons &...0 points

Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2

NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 brings th more...0 points

NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 brings the worldwide hit manga franchise to life in completely new ways. With refined fighting mechanics, a rich story mode with deep replay value, and the first online play ever in the Naruto franchise, the game is nothing less than the most electrifying fighting-adventure game ever.0 points

Muramasa: The Demon Blade

A number of cursed blades exist throughout the wor more...0 points

A number of cursed blades exist throughout the world. Blades that thirst for blood the moment they're drawn. Even those blades thought to be holy slowly become corrupted over time as they are used in hatred and drenched in blood. Those who wield these blades slowly become homicidal. The curses laid on these blades are said to condemn those who use them to tragic and untimely deaths. It is in the Genroki era, a period of time in which the shogun Tsumayoshi Tokogawa reigned, that the force of...0 points

Ninja Gaiden II (Platinum Hits)

Are you brave enough to avenge your clan? In Ninja more...0 points

Are you brave enough to avenge your clan? In Ninja Gaiden 2 for Xbox 360, there's only one warrior brave enough: Ryu Hayabusa. Guide him on a mission to save the entire human race. Follow Ryu through an extensive Story mode and struggle to survive in a world filled with peril. From Tokyo to New York to the demon-filled crevices of the Netherworld, you'll go to dangerous lengths to reclaim justice for the fallen. Traditional and improved versions of Ryu's primary weapons create a new action-packe...0 points

Naruto Ultimate Ninja: Storm

The dawn of a new era! At last, the line between N more...0 points

The dawn of a new era! At last, the line between Naruto Animation and Gaming will truly disappear. The head-to-head fighting game franchise based on Naruto arrives on PS3 for the first time to reign supreme in the next generation of video gaming. Armed with gorgeous cinematic quality HD graphics, a revolutionary next-gen battle system, interactive multi-dimensional battle grounds and seamlessly explorable world of Naruto, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm will capture the heart of any Naruto fan. Your...0 points

Ninja Gaiden Sigma

Ninja Gaiden Sigma puts realistic battle and acrob more...0 points

Ninja Gaiden Sigma puts realistic battle and acrobatic ninja moves at your fingertips. As Ryu Hayabusa, you are seek revenge after your clan is massacred by the Vigor Empire. All you have are your wits, sword and skills. Your weapons & combat skills are great, but only time will tell if they're enough to beat the Holy Emperor and reclaim the magic sword named "Ryuken". Upload your Karma scores on the Playstation network & compare leader boards0 points

Mini Ninjas

You are the last Ninja that anyone would expect to more...0 points

You are the last Ninja that anyone would expect to save the world. Yet that is exactly what you're called to do when an Evil Samurai Warlord hatches a plan bent on total domination. Use your special Ninja training to battle a magical army of twisted Samurai, ride the rapids of the Great Central River, walk into the very heart of the Lost Volcano, and finally confront the Samurai Warlord in his Evil Fortress of Doom. Play as Hiro and other Mini Ninjas, combining your ninja skills, weapons &...0 points

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash Up

Product InformationThe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle more...0 points

Product InformationThe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back and they're ready to deliver asmashing good time. In celebration of the 25th anniversary of these heroes in ahalf-shell Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash-Up brings the Turtles swingingback into action for a thrilling new original adventure. Get ready to shout"Cowabunga!" as you brawl your way across a series of environmentsdispatching enemies with true TMNT flair.SynopsisDeveloped by the team behind brawling classics Super Smash Bros...0 points

Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2

The tornado of fierce ninja action that is Naruto more...0 points

The tornado of fierce ninja action that is Naruto Shippuden returns to the PlayStation 3 and hits Xbox 360 for the first time! Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 brings the worldwide hit manga franchise to life in completely new ways. With refined fighting mechanics, a rich story mode with deep replay value, and the first online play ever in the Naruto franchise, the game is nothing less than the most electrifying fighting-adventure game ever.0 points

Naruto Shippuden - The Movie

A powerful spirit that once threatened to destroy more...0 points

A powerful spirit that once threatened to destroy the world is back! Naruto's mission is to protect a priestess named Shion, who is the only once with the power to seal away the monster. She also has the uncanny ability to predict someone's fate. Her latest prediction: Naruto will soon die. Naruto's only hope is to abandon Shion, but that's not Naruto's style. He decides to face her fatal prediction head-on---and die!0 points

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow

Naruto and his team are sent on a mission to guard more...0 points

Naruto and his team are sent on a mission to guard a popular actress who is making a movie in a land that is perpetually covered in snow.0 points

Naruto Ultimate Ninja: Storm

The dawn of a new era! At last, the line between N more...0 points

The dawn of a new era! At last, the line between Naruto Animation and Gaming will truly disappear. The head-to-head fighting game franchise based on Naruto arrives on PS3 for the first time to reign supreme in the next generation of video gaming. Armed with gorgeous cinematic quality HD graphics, a revolutionary next-gen battle system, interactive multi-dimensional battle grounds and seamlessly explorable world of Naruto, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm will capture the heart of any Naruto fan. Your...0 points

Naruto Shippuden: Naruto Plush

Naruto Shippuden: Naruto Plush0 points

Naruto : Leaf Village Headband (Black)

Konoha Leaf Village headband Black Version0 points

Naruto Shippuden Box Set 4

Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: 10/19/20100 points

Shoninki: The Secret Teachings of the Ninja: The 17th-Century Manual on the Art of Concealment by Master Natori Masazumi

The classic text on the mystical traditions of the ninja now decoded in English

%u2022 The path of the ninja as an authentic spiritual discipline

%u2022 Details the art of concealment and espionage, including methods of disguise, survival techniques, and face reading

%u2022 A ninja response to the Samurai Bushido and the way to mind-body harmony

Experts in disguise, infiltration, espionage, and counterintelligence, the ninja had spiritual values and magical traditions that distinguished them...0 points

Ninja: The Shadow Warrior by Joel Levy

For centuries, the ninja has occupied a unique place in Japanese culture, straddling the border between fact and folklore. Through classical art, traditional proverbs, and superb research, this exquisitely designed volume takes a look back into the origins and history of these notorious "shadow warriors." Explore their traditions and guiding philosophy, their weapons and martial-arts skills, their mystique as stealthy black-clad assassins, and their enduring appeal as icons of popular...0 points

Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon by Douglas Sarine, Kent Nichols

DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA

Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path.
  
After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja.
Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die-probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But...0 points