Funny Ninja quotes

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yes I'm a ninja ... 4 out of 5 ninjas recommend me whipping your a$$

Funniest ninja quotes found on t-shirts and everywhere around the interwebs ~ I do not sleep, I wait....It's a ninja thing, you wouldn't understand... It wasn't my fault! Ninjas ate my homework!... yeaaaahhh !! plus Cool Ninjas found on youtube...

Classy, real classy

I think , Therefore I am Ninja

Yes, I'm a ninja. No, I won't show you my moves.

I'm a Ninja , That's why you can't see me

Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you assasins

There is no problem that can't be solved by a ninja star

I prefer if its :There is no problem that can't be solved by a shuriken
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Black Ninja and his nailclippers of doom

Ninja and Pirates agree : Cowboy Sucks

Mimes, Ninjas, and Cholesterol: The Silent Killers

Ok, Who invited the ninjas?

Shh! I'm a ninja!

Need money for ninja lessons

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Ninja Costume

This is not my ninja shirt

and its not my ninja shirt either.. who's is it then?
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Ninjas don't show up on radars

I'm only wearing this because my ninja outfit is in the wash

You cant see me I'm a ninja

I'll Help You But the going rate Rate For a NINJA is pretty high

Fear is the true opiate of combat

Ninjas don't have tear ducts

You Can't Poke me! I'm a freaken ninja

funny if you have facebook...

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Other cool ninja t-shirts

After Hours
check this one out , glenn t-shirts are cool

Cool ninja stuff i found

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Cool ninja stuff i found on the web

ninja restaurant
After reading this blog then only I know There's actually a ninja restaurant in Japan..kewl.. wander if they serve naruto..
Ninja sword
An article about ninja sword and what its all about
Productivity Ninja
(Above: The Productivity Ninja playing game cube with the Productivity Zombie) What's all this nonsense about productivity ninjas? :-) Seriously people.
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Dr. McNinja is a doctor who is also a ninja. My favourite ninja comic :D
More sayings about this elusive assasins
A confused Ninja is likely to kill the wrong person

What?

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