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1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic (by 1 person)   Your rating: 1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic

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yes I'm a ninja

 

funniest ninja quotes found on t-shirts.Cool Ninjas found on youtube .

I think , Therefore I am Ninja 

It wasn't my fault! Ninjas ate my homework! 

4 out of 5 ninjas recommend me whipping your ass 

and 5 out of 4 ninja has problems with fractions.. or is it fractures?
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Yes, I'm a ninja. No, I won't show you my moves. 

I'm a Ninja , That's why you can't see me 

Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you assasins 

There is no problem that can't be solved by a ninja star 

I prefer if its :There is no problem that can't be solved by a shuriken
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Black Ninja and his nailclippers of doom 

Ninja and Pirates agree : Cowboy Sucks 

Mimes, Ninjas, and Cholesterol: The Silent Killers 

Ok, Who invited the ninjas? 

Shh! I'm a ninja! 

SHHHH! Ninja Tee

Price: 22.99

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Need money for ninja lessons 

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Ninja Costume 

This is not my ninja shirt 

and its not my ninja shirt either.. who's is it then?
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I'm only wearing this because my ninja outfit is in the wash 

Ninja Dark T-Shirt

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You cant see me I'm a ninja 

Ninja T-Shirt

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I do not sleep, I wait 

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Fear is the true opiate of combat 

along the serious ninja lines
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Ninjas don't have tear ducts 

You Can't Poke me! I'm a freaken ninja 

funny if you have facebook...
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Cool ninja videos i found on you tube 

A funny algorithm ninja dance on you tube

Ask a ninja series ( the song is cool)

Ask A Ninja Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja"

Mythbusters - Ask A Ninja!

Choson ninja shows cool ninja skills how to 


013 Ninja nunchaku basics

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SPEED & KNOCK OUT punch by ChosonNinja. #103

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Other cool ninja t-shirts 

After Hours
check this one out , glenn t-shirts are cool

Cool ninja stuff i found 

Ninja Tips (List for Healthy Living) Art Poster Print - 24" X 36"

A ninja poster with a long list of funny ninja quotes about Ninja tips to healthy living eg. "Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It's useless to live in the past."

Amazon Price: $9.99 (as of 10/06/2008)

Ninja Devil Duckie Rubber Duck

a cool looking evil ninja rubber duck for you tub

Amazon Price: $3.35 (as of 10/06/2008)

Folding Grappling Hook Ninja Gear

useful to enter your own home

Amazon Price: $19.95 (as of 10/06/2008)

Ninja Climbing Hand Claws Set

Very cheap ninja gear.Get a more expensive ones when you're an established assasin

Amazon Price: $8.95 (as of 10/06/2008)

Cool ninja stuff i found on the web 

ninja restaurant
After reading this blog then only I know There's actually a ninja restaurant in Japan..kewl.. wander if they serve naruto..
Ninja sword
An article about ninja sword and what its all about
funny ninja cat
funny ninja cat picture on icanhascheezburger
funny kitteh ninja
funny ninja kitten picture on icanhascheezburger
Productivity Ninja
(Above: The Productivity Ninja playing game cube with the Productivity Zombie) What's all this nonsense about productivity ninjas? :-) Seriously people.
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Dr. McNinja is a doctor who is also a ninja. My favourite ninja comic :D

Ninjas don't show up on radars 

White T-Shirt

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See first with your mind , Then with your eyes and finally with your body 

More Ninjas related lenses 

I went through 2000 t-shirts just to get this much quotes 

Tell me if you have more funny ninja quotes

Kathryn S.

2 2= Ninja
http://www.cafepress.com/crazybluesninja

Posted September 16, 2008

rotiniserrry

goober sheder ukitudber

Posted August 20, 2008

Ida

You would have to know this site as a ninjafan:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

And heres the t-shirts to match:
http://www.cafepress.com/realninja

Posted August 20, 2008

Quicky

Only my wife knows I'm a Ninja; I get in and out before she knows it!

Posted August 19, 2008

gerry

What up my Ninjas?
thought you might like the new Ninja T Shirt design at
http://www.jinkiesanimationart.com/

it says "I Am Ninja (but not turtle)"

it is for the true Ninja who wishes to distance himself from any association with mutated teenage turtles.

go on...you know you want one.

Posted June 08, 2008

 
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