Who would win in a fight: Ninjas or Pirates?

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A question as old as time itself. Even more important than whether there is a god...

First, lets find out a bit about the history of Ninjas and Pirates!

Let battle commence!

Ninjas - a brief analysis.

Have a distinct lack of a personality, though they do have a hankering for black dress wear.

Have damn cool headbands, that put those sports sweat bands that joggers wear to shame.

Can use a banana as a weapon, WITHOUT freezing it in liquid nitrogen first.

Can like secretly in your closet, under your bed, even in the fridge for several days without you noticing. They don't really fancy ovens all that much.

They can throw really cool Shrunkens at you, I mean are you any good at throwing spinnning metallic discs of destruction at over 100 mph, blindfolded, using only your teeth? No. Ninjas can.

Ninjas are self sufficient, it is also said that they can potentially live on pure oxygen alone.

They are usually invisible. Have you ever seen a ninja...

They kill people. Usually quietly.

They can also hang upside down like a bat, or David Blain. Maybe he's a ninja. Oh wait, you can see him, and he doesn't kill people.

Pirates - Find out more.

They say "ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH".

They also say "YYYAAARRRGGGGHHHH".

Along with asorted grunts, they only need these two 'words' / 'phrases' for communication. Leading some to believe they may be telepathic.

Or just permentantly drunk.

They have a skull and crossbones flag.

They have balls of steel. Quite literally. Those cannonballs need to be good and solid.

Make traitors walk the wooden plank or use lashings. They can only have two types of punishments, as they only really have two ways to express themselves. It is not known which saying refers to which punishment.

They smell. A lot.

They have parrots, on their shoulders. Nuff said.