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To snitch or not to snitch..that is the question

Growing up on the mean streets of Omaha, we always had the police sniffing around our neighborhood asking questions. The unwritten code of the streets is no snitching.

I bucked that trend at an early age due to a big mouth and a fear that if I lied my tongue would turn green.

The cops would come to my apartment and ask me if I knew anything. I would try my best to keep my mouth shut, but then I would eventually burst out with the truth:

"It was Rey Rey officer. He was the one shooting up the 19ers hang out and I saw him do it with my own little eyes. He hides his stuff behind the stairwell too. I have the address of his primary residence and other known hang outs right here in my sissy little journal."

This landed me in hot water with my crew on multiple occasions. After several beatings and requests to move from the neighborhood I finally got the message as to why you should not snitch. Snitching is a sign of weakness and it's silly.

My grandkids just started elementary school at a highly elite private institution and they fully understand that snitching is bad.

"I don't care if it's a spitball or one of your really funny classmates making a witty (but rude) post in a chat forum-YOU DO NOT SNITCH," I sternly told them as we waited for the school bus.

The next generation of No Snitching

My son, Bruce, has an IQ of 89 which puts him below the "skilled labor" ranking and into the "dull" category. He used to be a real genius but "the incident" changed everything. Back in the 80's he loved the movie Teen Wolf and I allowed him to reenact the scene where Stiles and Teen Wolf were dancing on the roof of the van. I made a sudden turn and BOOM, he rolls off the van and hits his head smack into Mrs. William's garden gnome. Ever since that day, he's been as dumb as a box of rocks.

One great thing about having a dull child is that they will do anything that you tell them. When I told him no snitching, he treats those words as gospel. Back in the earlier part of the decade I may have run a small "pharmaceutical outfit" out of our guest house. The cops were always curious about what was going on at my property, but they never had probable cause to search the place. I knew Bruce was too stupid to lie so I told him I would buy him a dog if he promised to never snitch. He agreed and WOW does he love that dog.

My other son is a bit smarter and he has two beautiful grandkids. Although we disagree on many things, we always find common ground on the concept of not snitching.

A message from Bruce

Bruce is a little slow and is not as computer savvy as his old man so he asked me to post a message for him-go ahead Bruce. Whoa not too fast, after all I am 87 and can't type that quickly. Ok, ok, go ahead you blockhead.

Dear Dog Whisperer,

You are like the coolest thing that I have ever seen on the magic talking box. How you get those dogs to do just what you want? My doggie's name is Emily and we have the best times dressing up for the holidays and dancing to old music that my dad makes us listen to. Can you put me and Emily in the magic talking box to live with you for a little while? I don't know how you could shrink us but you've already done it to yourself, so know it can be done. I don't know nothin about training dogs, but Emily and I could just stand in the background and we can wave to my daddy from inside the magic box. Please leave a comment below with your contact information and let me know how we can get this done. I don't have an e-mail address because daddy thinks it would be too much for me to handle. I love the dog whisperer.

Also, my daddy says I'm crazy but I know I have seen a dog fly before. Am I right about this? Some of them can really fly like birds-right?

No Snitching Duel

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Snitching is for cowards-I would never snitch

Thrinsdream says:

I wouldn't even know what telling on people means. I am that snitchfree (it's the ointments they worked a treat) Ohhhh SNITCH .. . . .

lovelylashes says:

It all depends on what the consequences of the snitch is. If it's really not worth it to snitch, don't do it. There's no point in hurting someone's reputation for no reason.

I would always tell the truth no matter the consequence

 

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even if you're not the Dog Whisperer

  • Thrinsdream Jan 22, 2012 @ 1:41 pm | delete
    You know I said I wasn't going to read any more lenses and I just had to stop. . . I may have lied.
  • BusyQueen Nov 22, 2010 @ 5:46 pm | delete
    Congrats on the age of 87, interesting lenses you have too! Keep on typing ;)
  • GuyB Nov 22, 2010 @ 6:49 pm | delete
    Fo shizzle rizzle. Keep it real!

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