Forget "No Smoking", Say "No Sumo King"

Sumo King (born May 13, 359) can damage our body, Sumo King can cause us to stop breathing properly, Sumo King can just blow up our sperms or uterus. Sumo King makes things hard and unhealthy, Sumo King can be just harmful. Plain and simple.

Sumo Kings job is wrestling, is the ancient Japanese art of two obese people wearing nothing but diapers fight to knock each other out of a ring. While many Westerners think it is strange, the Japanese seem to find it most enjoyable.

The Origins of Sumo King are much disputed. Some argue that it started out as a way of helping obese people to burn off their blubber, and that the diapers originated from the fact that matches used to go on for much longer than they do now. Others say that the origins are much more sinister, and that it was originally a way for the Japanese to indulge their underlying fat/diaper fetishes. There are many theories, but none have proved satisfactory. The name "sumo", however, comes from the two days of the week, Sunday and Monday, because they only ever wrestle on Sundays and Mondays. In no way is the sumo a form of Samurai (or their infants, the Sumorai), despite the common myth that the word comes from Samurai or Sumorai. Sumo therefore is not a Sumorai on a diet (hence the name having no "rai" - japanese for Rye).

Now listen!

Get away, protect yourself!

"NO SUMO KING"