Barely There Costumes for a Nudist Halloween or Costume Party

What Does a Nudist Wear for Halloween?

I've been brainstorming for costume ideas that don't require a full costume. These would be appropriate for the Halloween or "fancy dress" party at a nudist park or for wearing in some gay pride parades where showing some skin is expected.

Don't worry, there are lots of ideas (but not many nude people) on this page.

Lady Godiva Wig (38in) Adult Halloween Costume Accessory

Miss Nude USA Costume for Halloween

Never mind the dress. Just put on the heels, the crown and the sash for the nudist park Halloween party. Get stick-on letters like those used in scrapbooking (available at craft stores or Walmart). Put the letters on the sash for any title you want to bestow on yourself.
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The Tattooed Lady or Tattooed Man Costume

for a nudist park Halloween party

Apply enough temporary tattoos to become the tattooed man or lady just like in the old carnival side-shows. For a nudist park, no other clothing would be needed. For a regular Halloween party, I suggest at least a bikini or some covering.

Tattooed American Woman card
Tattooed American Woman by spyderfyngers

Ed Hardy Temporary Tattoos, Style 4 of 4, Over 30 Tattoos

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Accessories for the Cave Man or Cave Woman Costume

The leopard loincloth or drape is optional if you are wearing the costume to a nudist park party.

funny cartoon caveman with club postcard
funny cartoon caveman with club postcard by super_shop

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Make a Hula Dancer Costume for Your Nudist Halloween Party

You'll probably want to take the coconut bra off after awhile. I imagine it won't be very comfortable.

Vintage Hula Girl postcard
Vintage Hula Girl by MyOtherPlanet

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Where Can You "Wear" Your Barely-There Halloween Costume?

Locate the closest Nudist Colonies with Mapmuse's Locator
Mapmuse is your mapping guide to finding nudist colonies, nudist resorts, and nudist colonies in the United States.
Official Fantasy Fest Website - Key West, Florida
Photo gallery showing the costumes people wear to Fantasy Fest. It looks like you better add some coverage in a few spots to meet the local requirements.

Dress as the Emperor's New Clothes

for a nudist Halloween or costume party

Remember the classic fairy tale where the tailor convinced the king that the non-existent clothing was the finest ever? He paraded through the town in his crown and robe with nothing on until someone in the crowd finally said, "but he has no clothes on." Then the emperor realized he had been duped and was embarrassed.

No need to be embarrassed if you are wearing this crown and robe to a Halloween party in a nudist resort.
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ALERT

The next figure looks like a nude man.
It is actually a full-body costume with
a fig leaf added.

Adam Costume for Halloween

Skip buying this full-body costume and just go to Walmart for a decorative fig leaf. Look in the section where they have crafts and artificial flowers.

Create an Eve Costume to Go with Adam

The first costume below from Amazon is just to get you thinking. What you need are some leaves, the snake, an apple and perhaps a wig.

adam and eve postcard
adam and eve by prawny

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“Nudists believe in body acceptance. It isn't about being sexy.”

Nude Banana Costume

for Halloween or costume party at a nudist park

Paint yourself with yellow body paint from head to toe. Attach leaves to your hair. Wear yellow shoes. Carry a monkey or gorilla as an accessory.

Yellow Banana Relax Sit on Beach Lounge Chair sticker
Yellow Banana Relax Sit on Beach Lounge Chair by graphicdesigner

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Use Blue Body Paint to Turn into a Blue Man

like the Blue Man Group

Dress as Lady Godiva

Here's the wig you need

“Remember... we are all nude under our clothes.”

Go to the Nudist Costume Party as a Nude

Full-body costume available from Amazon

This will get a real laugh. After awhile, just take it off, as I'm sure it will be a bit warm inside this full-body costume.

Get Some Cute Costume Ideas from These Videos

Halloween Costumes for Women 2011
by BeforeAndAfterTV | video info

91 ratings | 69,953 views
curated content from YouTube

Did I Shock You?

Totally Shocked sticker
Totally Shocked by whiplashes

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Any More Ideas for a Costume for a Nudist?

I Got My Start at Birth - Clothes Free mousepad
I Got My Start at Birth - Clothes Free by nudistgiftshop

  • johng62 May 21, 2012 @ 4:21 am | delete
    Love the cozzies, brilliant.
  • gottaloveit Dec 20, 2011 @ 4:13 pm | delete
    Such a cute lens, I had to drop back by. So well done.
  • JziE Nov 2, 2011 @ 10:10 pm | delete
    wow. an interesting idea
  • lestroischenes Nov 1, 2011 @ 4:15 am | delete
    Fun lens Virginia. Good luck in the competition.
  • SmartChica Oct 31, 2011 @ 9:19 pm | delete
    LOL Nothing like a good Hallowween laugh. I think the nude banana costume is the winner. Best of luck on the Halloween lens contest Vallain.
  • Retro_Loco Oct 31, 2011 @ 3:51 pm | delete
    Unique and funny costume ideas, and a unique theme for a Squidoo lens!
  • Jewelsofawe Oct 31, 2011 @ 3:23 pm | delete
    Interesting choices. Happy Halloween!
  • JoyfulReviewer Oct 31, 2011 @ 12:36 pm | delete
    Unique idea. Congratulations on being a Happy Halloween Contest finalist!
  • vikksimmons Oct 31, 2011 @ 12:30 pm | delete
    Well now, this is a surprising angle for a Halloween topic. Great job. Congratulations on making it to the top 50 finals in the Happy Halloween contest.
  • Showpup Oct 31, 2011 @ 12:02 pm | delete
    Too funny! Love the costume ideas.
  • mamabush Oct 31, 2011 @ 11:51 am | delete
    Very fun lens! :)
  • andreaberrios Oct 31, 2011 @ 8:25 am | delete
    Never thought of this before, nice!! Happy Halloween.
  • elyria Oct 31, 2011 @ 1:18 am | delete
    I loved it from the title before I even got to explore this great Lens :)
  • anilsaini Oct 11, 2011 @ 1:16 am | delete
    nice lens
  • Lilly-n-Lloyd Oct 7, 2011 @ 12:32 am | delete
    The nude suit at a nudist party would be great for those who are not yet ready to be natural.
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