There are traditional and functional nutcrackers as well as some that are down-right nutty!
Oh, did you think I was talking about Hillary Clinton? Hmmm ... Have you gotten the word on the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker? Yes, there is such a thing -- and it actually cracks N-U-T-S!!! Well, it's been one of the hottest selling varieties of nutcrackers out there. There are plenty of other best-selling nutcrackers from the highly collectible Steinbach and Ulbricht to the traditional toy soldiers, as well as the cute squirrel ones. I've hunted high and low to hand-pick a cool variety for you! Happy Holidays.
What you'll find in this lens ...
- What do you think?
- Nutty Political Nutcracker: Hillary Clinton
- Hillary Clinton Nutcracker video
- The buzz on Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
- Nutty Squirrel Nutcracker
- Alessi Nutty the Cracker Nutcracker
- Nutcracker -- Toy Soldier
- Steinbach Nutcracker -- Glinda the Good Witch
- Steinbach Nutcracker -- Mickey Mouse
- Steinbach Nutcracker -- Mouse King
- Steinback Nutcracker -- Uncle Sam
- Steinbach Nutcracker -- Yoda
- Crescent Moon Nutcracker
- The Nuttiest Nutcracker: The Movie
- The buzz on "The Nutcracker"
- Drop me a line ...
What do you think?
Nutty Political Nutcracker: Hillary Clinton
The female "nut" cracker!
The Hillary Nutcracker
Amazon Price: $18.45 (as of 07/09/2008)
It's been reported that Hillary Clinton is a major "nut-cracker." So, why not try this nutty nutcracker?
The most innovative new product of the year! A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Stands nine inches tall.
Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker video
Hillary Clinton's a nutcracker!
She's got to crack more than glass ceilings to become the first woman President. Do YOU feel the squeeze?
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The buzz on Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
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Nutty Squirrel Nutcracker
Wow, isn't this adorable?
RSVP Nutty Squirrel Nutcracker
Amazon Price: $13.69 (as of 07/09/2008)
Want a "nutty" nutcracker? Why, what's better than a squirrel that can crack that nut??
Nutty squirrel is handsomely detailed in cast aluminum and he loves to crack nuts. Simply lift his tail and place a nut in his mouth, press his tail down and the nut is cracked! Stands 5 3/4" tall.
Alessi Nutty the Cracker Nutcracker
By Stefano Giovannoni -- Direct from Italy!
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Nutcracker -- Toy Soldier
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Fetching new data from eBay now... please stand byThe Nuttiest Nutcracker: The Movie
Get in the mood for a Nutty Nutcracker!
The Nuttiest Nutcracker
Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 07/09/2008)
You have to be wary of a movie that bills itself as "the first straight-to-video computer animated holiday special from a major studio." Weary may be the state you'll been in after this 48-minute video that is creatively bankrupt. The tale is a spinoff of the famous Nutcracker ballet: a young girl falls in love with her new toy nutcracker and is whisked away to Christmas land.
Also along for the ride are various nuts (a saucy Brazilian, a baby peanut, a wise walnut... you get the idea) and various vegetables to defend Christmas against the Rat King. The film has no dazzle or inspired humor--just a dozen bad puns, three Peabo Bryson songs, and a handful of catch phrases. Of course the look is quite colorful, but it proves that the brains behind other computer-animated tales such as Toy Story and VeggieTales aren't just designers; they're storytellers first. Jim Belushi, Phyllis Diller, and Cheech Marin provide voices. Heaven forbid what the second straight-to- video computer animated holiday special from a major studio will bring. --Doug Thomas.
The buzz on "The Nutcracker"
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- Notable milestones of her leadership include founding of The Nutcracker Tea Party, partnering with M...
- The Nutcracker
- Submitted: 2008-07-07; Price: 0.00 USD. Summary: The Nutcracker: "An original stealth action adventu...
- I Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker Suite
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- The Nutcracker performed by Dancing Kiva Robots
- I love robots, especially autonomous distributed ones.
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Are you a fan of the Hillary Clinton nutcracker? Do you own any nutcrackers? Have you seen The Nutcracker Ballet?
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JaguarJulie
I love the Hillary Clinton nutcracker. ;-) Posted April 12, 2008 |
