Nutty Nutcrackers like Hillary Clinton!

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There are traditional and functional nutcrackers as well as some that are down-right nutty!

Oh, did you think I was talking about Hillary Clinton? Hmmm ... Have you gotten the word on the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker?  Yes, there is such a thing -- and it actually cracks N-U-T-S!!!  Well, it's been one of the hottest selling varieties of nutcrackers out there.  There are plenty of other best-selling nutcrackers from the highly collectible Steinbach and Ulbricht to the traditional toy soldiers, as well as the cute squirrel ones.  I've hunted high and low to hand-pick a cool variety for you!  Happy Holidays.

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Nutty Political Nutcracker: Hillary Clinton 

The female "nut" cracker!

The Hillary Nutcracker

The Hillary Nutcracker

Amazon Price: $19.99 (as of 12/30/2009)Buy Now

It's been reported that Hillary Clinton is a major "nut-cracker." So, why not try this nutty nutcracker?

The most innovative new product of the year! A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Stands nine inches tall.
Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker video 

Hillary Clinton's a nutcracker!

America's top power couple featured exclusively at: http://www.hillarynutcracker.com She was ready to crack more than glass ceilings to become the first woman President. Do YOU feel the squeeze?

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Nutty Squirrel Nutcracker 

Wow, isn't this adorable?

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Alessi Nutty the Cracker Nutcracker 

By Stefano Giovannoni -- Direct from Italy!

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Nutcracker -- Toy Soldier 

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Steinbach Nutcracker -- Glinda the Good Witch 

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Steinbach Nutcracker -- Mickey Mouse 

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Steinbach Nutcracker -- Mouse King 

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Steinback Nutcracker -- Uncle Sam 

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Steinbach Nutcracker -- Yoda 

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Crescent Moon Nutcracker 

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The Nuttiest Nutcracker: The Movie 

Get in the mood for a Nutty Nutcracker!

The Nuttiest Nutcracker

The Nuttiest Nutcracker

Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 12/30/2009)Buy Now

You have to be wary of a movie that bills itself as "the first straight-to-video computer animated holiday special from a major studio." Weary may be the state you'll been in after this 48-minute video that is creatively bankrupt. The tale is a spinoff of the famous Nutcracker ballet: a young girl falls in love with her new toy nutcracker and is whisked away to Christmas land.

Also along for the ride are various nuts (a saucy Brazilian, a baby peanut, a wise walnut... you get the idea) and various vegetables to defend Christmas against the Rat King. The film has no dazzle or inspired humor--just a dozen bad puns, three Peabo Bryson songs, and a handful of catch phrases. Of course the look is quite colorful, but it proves that the brains behind other computer-animated tales such as Toy Story and VeggieTales aren't just designers; they're storytellers first. Jim Belushi, Phyllis Diller, and Cheech Marin provide voices. Heaven forbid what the second straight-to- video computer animated holiday special from a major studio will bring. --Doug Thomas.

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