Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder

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There is no cure for Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder

Chihuahua owners, you know the signs. It starts when you bring that tiny, helpless, shivering little toy sized dog home for the first time. Like a new baby or a wind up toy that never winds down, you nurture and care for it all day and night. That's how Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder starts.
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As time goes on, you find yourself out shopping for it, visiting PetSmart even when you don't need anything, just to show off your itty bitty bundle of joy. The rhinestone collar, the personalized bowl, those are the next signs that Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder has taken hold.

Suddenly, then, there is no turning back. You have chihuahua books, chihuahua t-shirts, chihuahua pictures, chihuahua towels, chihuahua slippers, chihuahua screen savers, chihuahua plates and mugs, and even the smiling chihuahua toilet seat cover. It's all too much to comprehend! And yet, you simply can't get enough chihuahua. That's when you know you have a full-blown case of Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder.

We are here to chronicle the roots of Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder, and to provide you with information and products that will help ease the symptoms a little. Hopefully, you will find the information you need now right here.

You will never find this information anywhere else on the web.


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Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder Starts Early 

Frequently from birth, it seems


Toddler T-shirt for very young children with Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder
Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder can start very early in life, especially for people whose parents are already afflicted with the disorder.

Babies born into homes with chihuahuas are likely never to recover from the obsession, even after years of therapy.

Often, parents may have a hard time differentiating between dog and child, and may begin to dress them in matching outfits, causing an identity crisis in the child in later years. Early intervention is important in these extreme cases.


Obsessive Chihuahua T-Shirts for Toddlers

Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder Training Purse 

Start your daughter early and she won't recover

Purse: Chihuahua

We understand how little girls can be; they want to be just like Mommy. Here is a terrific way for your darling daughter to practice carrying her own adorable little chihuahua around town: shopping, dining, the library...OK, maybe not the library.

Just add dark sunglasses and she will be well on her way to being the princess her mother is. Thank heaven for little girls!

Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder Training Purse

Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder in the Teen Years 

The roots of the affliction grow ever deeper


Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder t-shirt for teens in recovery, as if they ever really recover
The teen years bring a deepening of the Obsessive Chihuahua experience. Girls in their teens and early 20's seem to be the most vulnerable to the more extreme forms of the disorder.

Frequently, girls whose former attachments may have been to 18" historical dolls [a form of American Girl Disorder] will find themselves reassigning this affection to a chihuahua, a vastly more animated and cuddly item than a hard plastic doll with really really expensive accessories.

Do not be deceived, however, as chihuahuas can be as costly, and it is much less likely the young teen will outgrow this obsession.


Accessories for the Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder in Teens

Happytails Spa Supplies 

Perfect for the obsessed teen



Is your teen obsessed with an adorable, cuddly bundle of joy otherwise known as a chihuahua? Then Happytails has just the right gift. We recommend this charming little product sampler as a great place to start. Also, the Happytails Fur Butter makes a wonderful must-have grooming item. Check out their website for more great gifts and specials.

Celebrity Dog Collection Celebrity Dog Collection - $ 20.00

Pamper your little Superstar with four deliciously indulgent products: Sparkle and Shine Shampoo, Shimmering Mist, Fur Breeze (Citrus Vanilla) and Dog Smog Remedy.


***We are proud to say that all of happytails collections are assembled at PAR Services (a division of ECF) an organization which provides employment opportunities for partially disabled adults.***

"I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." - Jack Handy

The Neglected Husband of the Obsessed Chihuahua Owner 

Sometimes it's hard for them to understand


Your husband will forget his jealosy of your precious chihuahua when you surprise him in this stylish thong Is your husband having jealosy issues over your precious little chihuahua baby? Not to fear. This lovely thong will make him forget his troubles, at least temporarily.

We suggest putting your precious little one to bed and spend some time with your husband at least one night per month. Usually after about 10 minutes of hearing the dog crying outside your bedroom door, your husband will lose all romantic aspirations, and you and your dearest little dog can be reunited for the rest of the evening.

Your chihuahua will, of course, forgive you in due time with the proper amount of cuddling and pampering.


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Helping Your Husband Keep His Role in Perspective 

Yes, there is a pecking order of sorts

Rocky and Gretchen

Husbands often have a hard time understanding their place in the greater scheme of the family. It is beneficial, therefore, to use subtle hints as a way of helping them understand the hierarchy of the family.

We suggest you mount this nice poster directly behind the toilet he will be most likely to use each day. [Men being creatures of habit] Since most men spend more of their time facing the wall behind the toilet, seeing this picture every day will help them on an unconscious level to know and accept their standing in the family pecking order.

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Teenage Boys Need Help Understanding 

Starting them right helps their future wives

Zeus

A teenage boy may find it confusing as he tries to understand girls and their need for teeny-tiny dogs that can be dressed up like dolls. This is a totally foreign idea to most boys who think they should have some hulky retriever type of dog to affirm their growing manliness. How you react here can make a huge difference in the success of your son's future relationships with the opposite sex.

If your husband is unwilling to admit to your son that he is not the head of the household, try helping him with some items geared especially to the teen boy's mind. This great poster will be a colorful addition to his room. You might want to put it on the inside of his closet door, since he never remembers to close it anyway.

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Obsessive Chihuahua Attire for the Teen Boy 

They can be so insecure


A great hooded sweatshirt for your teen son to hide inside whenever he is out with mom and her chihuahua babiesTeenage boys have lots of hangups, and if they have the misfortune of living in a home with a mother and sisters with Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder, they may be more introverted than the average teen boy. It's OK.

Give your teen son this nice hooded sweatshirt in which to hide while you go shopping with your darling dogs in tow. He will ultimately thank you, as people will see the OCD and know to leave him alone. Don't worry, he will come to accept it in time; all men eventually do.



Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder Hoodie

Attire for the Obsessed Mommy 

It's out of control


IfFrequently, the whole Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder can be seen most gloriously manifested in the matriarch of the family. She is the queen, the one to whom all the family's chihuahuas run for love, protection, and dainty dog treats.

For her tireless efforts, she must be revered and rewarded with special Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder attire all her own. Available in white, colors, regular and plus sizes, organic and non-organic cottons, in long sleeve to no sleeves, the queen of the chihuahuas should be overwhelmingly regal in any of these wonderful options.


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Chihuahua Photos 

Just like yours

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Chihuahuas Around the House 

You can never have too many chihuahua accessories

Chihuahuas Salt & Pepper Set

Your family will be so pleased to use this charming pair of chihuahua salt and pepper shakers, they won't know how to put it into words. But no worries, your mother-in-law will have no trouble articulating her opinion, which is probably enough for everyone.

Chihuahuas Salt & Pepper Set
a fabulous addition to your table that the whole family will be proud to use

"Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart"
-Dorothy Hinshaw

Pip and Squeak 

Perfect for any room in the house

Pip and Squeak

This is an absolutely delightful print, and everyone knows that hanging black and white photographs in your home will make all your friends think you are very cosmopolitan.

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The Chihuahua Pet Pantry 

A miniature closet for all your chihuahua clothes and accessories

Chihuahua Pet Pantry

Chihuahua Pet Pantry


We know your dog needs a lot of stuff. Rhinestone collars, bathing suits, shopping and formal attire all need and deserve their own special spot. Show how much you love your pet by giving them their own Pipsqueak Pet Pantry, the perfect place to organize your dog's personal items.

Features include 2 adjustable shelves, closet rod for your pet's clothes, durable melamine surface to protect from scratches and stains, plus high-quality European hinges.

Each pantry features this original chihuahua design printed on the doors, all created by Pipsqueak artist and animal-lover Mary Badenhop.
Some assembly required.

Size:
24" W x 40" H x 12" D



Chihuahua Pet Pantry
perfect for your dog's bedroom - or yours


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    Joan4 Joan4 Jun 16, 2009 @ 6:16 am
    Absolutely delightful read! Blessed by a joyful angel!
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    SugarVsSpice SugarVsSpice May 20, 2009 @ 2:35 pm
    Chihuahuas are great dogs with so much personality... we have 2 and they couldn't be more different hehe

    You might like to take a look at the Chihuahua section of our zazzle store;
    http://www.zazzle.com/sugarvsspice*/gifts?cg=196434172845172378

    We have a selection of cartoony dogs on various merchandise for pooches and their owners. Feel free to add a zazzle module to your lens if you like; then you can earn money from referrals! ^_^
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    24websurf 24websurf May 13, 2009 @ 5:27 pm
    I laughed all the way through! This is wonderful! My dog became a little jealous though :)
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    Heather426 Heather426 Apr 24, 2009 @ 8:34 pm
    This is just too cute! I have a 3 pound Yorkie, and a Bichon, so I totally get the Obsessive small dog disorder. Hilarious! 5*
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    SarahEd SarahEd Apr 14, 2009 @ 4:46 pm
    Oh dear, I really think I need a chihuahua now. I have wanted another Jack Russell for about a year or so, but it is definitely changing towards a chihuahua. I wonder how my JR would cope with a chihuahua.........
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