DareWare: Clothing for the Criminally Insane
Looking for some hilarious, offensive t-shirts? Then look no farther than DareWare Clothing. We provide ridiculous, shocking, and funny shirts to people who want to make a scene, start fights and get laid. Check out the ill threads, buy a shirt, and assert your own badassitude. You deserve it. Our fresh and original designs are great for parties, bars, and chillin' at the proverbial crib. Unleash your inner gangsta with some killer apparel from DareWare. If you are in the market for an original, funny t-shirt, then you have stumbled upon the motherload. Congrats on your good fortune, sir or madam.
Check out these designs:
Offensive tees that aim to please
I club seals. White T-Shirt
I club seals. This is the perfect shirt for a P.E.T.A. event or animal rights rally. Piss of the liberal scum in your town today!
Price: 19.99
Start Wars Dark T-Shirt
Start Wars. Do you hate peace? Then preach the gospel with this hilarious parody shirt. This Anti-Bush gear will get hippy girls wet.
Price: 24.99
I'm with Satan Ash Grey T-Shirt
I'm with Satan. This ridiculous parody of the classic "I'm with Stupid" tee will confuse and confound the uptight losers that populate your part of the planet.
Price: 20.99
HIV+ and Proud Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
HIV+ and Proud. You'll be the belle of the ball in this offensive little number. You'll get laid every which way from Sunday as everybody in the room tries to bed you and your fantastic disease.
Price: 22.99
N.A.S.D.C. Ringer T
N.A.S.D.C. National Association for Survivors of Dick Cancer. This shirt is meant to raise awareness for a very real and serious affliction.
Price: 20.99
More Hilarious, Offensive Tees
This is my gay shirt. Women's Light T-Shirt
This is my gay shirt. This is literally the gayest shirt on earth. Rock the spot with a pink unicorn emblazed on your chest. Only suitable for the extremely gay.
Price: 20.99
I support terrorism. Baseball Jersey
I support terrorism - Infidels 4 Osama. Offend your fellow countrymen as you show support for Osama and his crazy islamic antics. Screw the troops!
Price: 22.99
I Rape Dead People Dark T-Shirt
I rape dead people. The ridiclous tee is perfect for the necrophiliac in you. If you like to molest the recently departed, then do it in style with this awesome shirt.
Price: 24.99
Jesus Saves Green T-Shirt
Jesus Saves his poop in a jar. This offensive tee is great for church. Run up in front of the congregation and barf on the pulpit. Be proclaimed the antichrist with this hilarous apparel.
Price: 20.99
Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
...you are getting horny...this is the t-shirt you need to pick up chicks at the bar. Make them laugh and then pork them silly. This shirt makes that possible.
Price: 21.99
Other Offensive and Funny Tees
- Your Team Sucks: Trash Talk T-Shirts & Apparel
- YTS sells offensive and hilarious trash talk t-shirts for Football, Basketball, Hockey, Baseball and fantasy teams and players to sports fans. We feature smack talk shirts, tees, apparel and gifts for all teams that you hate. Come talk some smack.
- Party People: Counterculture, Beer & Drug T-Shirts
- Party People sells drug t-shirts, counterculture clothing, beer apparel, and party shirts to stoners, college students, and ravers. Designs include marijuana, keg parties, ecstasy and LSD. Only from Party People.
Your Team Sucks - Trash Talk Tees
If you're a sports fan that likes to talk trash, then this is great website to pick up some t-shirts. They have all kinds of shirts apparel and tees that feature all of the teams and players you hate. Whether tailgating at the stadium or watching the game at the local sports bar, impressing your friends and enraging your rivals has never been easier. Take your trash talk game to the next level and wear your feelings on your chest. Talk smack!

