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A collection of workplace quotes that have enough sarcasm, cynism and wit to poison your cup coffee.On the brighter side, you can't deny it has a pinch of wisdom in it.Read ahead, who knows, these dry humor might even be useful in your office, PowerPoint presentation or even your teamwork motivation slides that you're working on..

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People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything

Thomas Sowell

Don't judge me because I'm quiet

I Never Make Mistakes, I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Mistaken.

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TEAMWORK, a lot of people doing things my way

LOL

TEAMWORK is never having to take all the blame yourself

My favourite collection

Soem quotes I collected from twitter

I'm glad you stopped by my office to complain about your day. This reminds me of that time I didn't give a shit.

via thedayhascome
Of all the days I hate most, Monday is my favorite.

via thedayhascome
I can't believe I was late for work tomorrow.

via thedayhascome

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Hi. I'm in a staff meeting. There are 83 ceiling tiles in our meeting room. And 8 light fixtures, with 24 fluorescent bulbs. That is all.

via adamisacson

Spell check... it's impotent

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Those who think it's impossible shouldn't interrupt those who are doing it

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

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You Can Name Your salary here.

(I call mine fred)

How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube?

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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues, just you wait and see!

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job

I See Your Playing Stupid Again Looks Like Your Winning Too

Shall I rush this job before i rush the rush job I was rushing before you rushed in?

“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. Its true!”

Its not that I am always right , Its just that you seldom are!

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Don't take life so seriously . It isn't permanent

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You have the right to remain Silent , What you lack is the ability

Stupidity is not a crime , so you're free to go

I like you, you remind me when I was young and stupid

"I thought I saw light at the end of the tunnel but it was just my boss with more work - and a torch

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Disaster quote #5 : Trust me , I know what I'm doing

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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way

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Don't interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring you

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I've got a case of mondays

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Take yourself to work day

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A cubical is a padded cell without a door

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seanmcpheat May 24, 2012 @ 6:23 am | delete

"He who laughs last....laughs last!"

And I actually had this one said to me by a manager:

"It's a brave manager who walks backwards into the cave of the snow cat!"