Humourous office quotes
A collection of quotes that have enough sarcasm, cynism and wit to poison your cup coffee.On the brighter side, you can't deny it has a pinch of wisdom in it.Read ahead, who knows, these dry humor might even be useful in your office, PowerPoint presentation or even your teamwork motivation slides that you're working on..
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Vector office silhoutte from uberpiglet.com
I Never Make Mistakes, I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Mistaken.
I Never Make Mistakes... Mug
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TEAMWORK, a lot of people doing things my way
Teamwork - Black Mug
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TEAMWORK is never having to take all the blame yourself
TEAMWORK Mug
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My favourite collection
Soem quotes I collected from twitter
- I'm glad you stopped by my office to complain about your day. This reminds me of that time I didn't give a shit.
via thedayhascome - Of all the days I hate most, Monday is my favorite.
via thedayhascome - I can't believe I was late for work tomorrow.
via thedayhascome
Such a funny web developer check out
his site - Hi. I'm in a staff meeting. There are 83 ceiling tiles in our meeting room. And 8 light fixtures, with 24 fluorescent bulbs. That is all.
via adamisacson
Spell check... it's impotent
Spell Check Mug
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Those who think it's impossible shouldn't interrupt those who are doing it
Those who think it is impossi Mug
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I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
Deadlines Mug
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How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube?
Outside The Box Mug
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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues, just you wait and see!
Procrastination Mug
Price: 14.99
I See Your Playing Stupid Again Looks Like Your Winning Too
'I See You're Playing Stupid Large Mug
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Shall I rush this job before i rush the rush job I was rushing before you rushed in?
Rush Job Rectangle Magnet
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Its not that I am always right , Its just that you seldom are!
"Always Right" Mug
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Don't take life so seriously . It isn't permanent
Don't Take Life So Seriously... Large Mug
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You have the right to remain Silent , What you lack is the ability
Remain Silent Large Mug
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Second place is the first loser
Large Mug
Price: 17.99
Stupidity is not a crime , so you're free to go
Stupidity Mug
Price: 14.99
I like you, you remind me when I was young and stupid
You Remind Me of Me Large Mug
Price: 16.00
"I thought I saw light at the end of the tunnel but it was just my boss with more work - and a torch
End of the Tunnel Mug
Price: 14.99
Disaster quote #5 : Trust me , I know what I'm doing
Disaster quote #5 - Mug
Price: 13.00
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
This isn't an office. It's He Mug
Price: 14.99
This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way
This is NOT Burger King Mug
Price: 12.99
Don't interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring you
Don't interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Mug
Price: 13.99
I've got a case of mondays
Case of the Mondays Mug
Price: 15.99
A cubical is a padded cell without a door
Office cubicle humor funny saying Mug
Price: 13.99
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- katie9er katie9er Dec 9, 2009 @ 5:43 pm
- Double Standard Inc: an unequal opportunity employer
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- Chlozie Chlozie Oct 30, 2009 @ 7:32 pm
- Don't be chickenist, they should be able to cross the road without their motives being questioned
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- gdeter gdeter Oct 23, 2009 @ 9:17 am
- There are no stupid questions...only stupid people.
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- Kal Kal Jul 31, 2009 @ 8:36 am
- KFC are brilliant, they invented Chicken
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- Nicko Nicko May 17, 2009 @ 2:04 am
- i wish i were a bowl
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Take yourself to work day
Take Your Self To Work Day Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
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