The Official Certified CRAZY Test: Are You Cuckoo? Find Out!

There are lots of people out there saying things like, "You must be crazy," or "You so crazy," but they can't back up what they say with any solid, concrete proof. It's not right for them to label you without hard evidence.

So, this test will prove once and for all who's who and what's what!

Here's How It Works:

When you opened this webpage, a highly complex computer program took a picture of your psyche - a "mental polaroid" of sorts. The results are below. In addition, there is a questionnaire that will confirm your sanity, in the event that your mental polaroid is not on the up and up.

I hope that all bodes well for you, but if you are found to be truly and certifiably crazy, there is help available after you take the test.

You've finished the test! Yay! now, to find out if you are a total wackjob or not...

If you hadn't already noticed, all of the "yes" answers were the crazy answers. So, here is the scale:

0 Yes - You are totally sane! That is, unless you answered "no" to the bonus question, in which case you are just better at hiding your crazy than most.

1-2 Yes - Just a Little Off. You've made some bad choices, you've followed the crowd, but you can be helped if you seek out a professional ASAP.

3 Yes - You Need Supervision. It's advisable that you have a caretaker make sure you take your meds every day and stay with us in the real world. You're probably the one who wore the Jherri Curl...

4+ Yes - We're Coming To Get You! There is a bus from the looney bin on it's way to your location right now. So, pack up your clothes and your purple elephant - you're going for a ride. Bring your imaginary friend, too. I mean seriously, a Diet Coke to offset a Big Mac combo? Flava of Love? You deserve to be committed...

While I've got you here, why don't you donate a couple bucks to The Crazy Fund? You'll get some magic beans in the mail...