The Official Certified CRAZY Test: Are You Cuckoo? Find Out!
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Has Anyone Ever Asked You, "Are You Crazy?"
If you're reading this, the answer is probably "yes". You may have stopped to think to yourself, "Hey, maybe these guys have a point - maybe I am a total wackjob."
Don't worry; you're not alone.
According to self-help gurus, politicians, comedians, radio hosts, and talk shows, most members of the general population are total nutcases.
Find out if you're among them!
Why You Need The Official Certified Crazy Test
There are lots of people out there saying things like, "You must be crazy," or "You so crazy," but they can't back up what they say with any solid, concrete proof. It's not right for them to label you without hard evidence.
So, this test will prove once and for all who's who and what's what!
Here's How It Works:
When you opened this webpage, a highly complex computer program took a picture of your psyche - a "mental polaroid" of sorts. The results are below. In addition, there is a questionnaire that will confirm your sanity, in the event that your mental polaroid is not on the up and up.
I hope that all bodes well for you, but if you are found to be truly and certifiably crazy, there is help available after you take the test.
Your Mental Polaroid - What Do You See?
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Bonus Question!
The Results: How Crazy Are You?
You've finished the test! Yay! now, to find out if you are a total wackjob or not...
If you hadn't already noticed, all of the "yes" answers were the crazy answers. So, here is the scale:
0 Yes - You are totally sane! That is, unless you answered "no" to the bonus question, in which case you are just better at hiding your crazy than most.
1-2 Yes - Just a Little Off. You've made some bad choices, you've followed the crowd, but you can be helped if you seek out a professional ASAP.
3 Yes - You Need Supervision. It's advisable that you have a caretaker make sure you take your meds every day and stay with us in the real world. You're probably the one who wore the Jherri Curl...
4+ Yes - We're Coming To Get You! There is a bus from the looney bin on it's way to your location right now. So, pack up your clothes and your purple elephant - you're going for a ride. Bring your imaginary friend, too. I mean seriously, a Diet Coke to offset a Big Mac combo? Flava of Love? You deserve to be committed...
While I've got you here, why don't you donate a couple bucks to The Crazy Fund? You'll get some magic beans in the mail...
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How Crazy Are You? What Was Your Score?
Come on, be honest...tell us how you made out!
Come back often to see how crazy others are, too!
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CrazyCousinLance
Jul 5, 2011 @ 3:15 pm | delete
- I didn't realize this was a tesT! I thought it was my shopping list. On September 5th I wear concrete galoshes.
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Catherine
Jul 5, 2011 @ 2:21 pm | delete
- I was truthful
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Krakt
Jun 2, 2011 @ 10:54 am | delete
- I'm just a little bit off but I think I'm alright :/ great lens by the way gave me a good laugh
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'U'n'E'cl'E' 'N' "SANE" and don't wont kicked out
Apr 25, 2011 @ 2:48 am | delete
- sh!t !!! there gona come 'n get me with that looney bus. Now I gotta load up my A.K. 47 and my tommy GUN and go hide in the bushes so when it pulls in my drive-way, I can let these bullets shit on it like "2 girls and 1 cup" cause yall never take me alive. hope yaw like land-minds };-@
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i did ur mom last nite in your own and i got it everywhere
Jul 30, 2010 @ 7:51 pm | delete
- fuk u mutha fukkas jkjkjkjkjk lol lmfao fuk yea!!!!!!!!!!
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yay mee
Jul 12, 2010 @ 6:58 pm | delete
- I always knew I needed supervision
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michael meyers i mean just michael
Jul 11, 2010 @ 6:50 pm | delete
- i had 9 yes and the bonus qwestion was a yes
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BusyQueen
Mar 19, 2009 @ 3:25 pm | delete
- I suppose we all are a lil crazy 5*****'s and a lensroll. :)
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MoonLight
Jan 11, 2009 @ 7:17 pm | delete
- wow i got a 4 ...does that mean they're coming to get me? really? ok ill take your advice and get packing.......D:
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seedplanter
Jan 2, 2009 @ 10:23 am | delete
- This is one hilarious lens! It's good to see that I'm in excellent company.
Five *****'s and a Fave. I needed the laugh this morning.
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