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Welcome to Old Farts! Part pure indulgence! Part personalize, accessorize, individualize T-Shirts & Gifts and Part Over The Hill. Fabulous fun apparel & gift ideas for you and your OLD Friends!

Old Farts contains important and useful information on what to expect when you become Over The Hill with a sense of humor and where to go if you need something and whom to see. Keep this page handy. If you lose your copy, drop by Room 103 OFD (Old Fart's Den) or the library. We should have a few extras.

It is a great pleasure for me to welcome you into the Old Fart faculty. I commend you on your choice of T-Shirt and congratulate you for having been selected. As an Old Fart Alumnus you will be recognized not only in the United States, but also in Canada, Ireland, Paris, Hong Kong, the United Kingdom, and Australia.

Again, welcome! I wish you success in the coming year, and in your Over The Hill years ahead.

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Look good, feel good, adapt to your changing age style. Age Expectations without Fashion Faux-Pas. Sleek Old Fart basic ageless comfort. Versatile - dress it up, dress it down fun fashions & gifts

Look good, feel good, adapt to your changing age style. Age Expectations without Fashion Faux-Pas. Sleek Old Fart basic ageless comfort. Versatile - dress it up, dress it down fun fashions & gifts

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Scott Kara: Reflections of an 'old fart'
But that's a whole other story so let me continue with my old fart history lesson. The boom time for CDs was 20 years ago, which also happened to coincide with the introduction of the student loan schemes. So in 1992, my music-loving university mates ...
Social networking crap
(It's great being a crusty old crab.) I realize there's an actual benefit of sorts in being liked on FB. I'm probably just being an old fart who's semantically miffed here. But I'm also haunted by the specter that at any given time, you've got a guy ...
Election energizes club in Nye County
To see video campaign statements and candidates' responses to a Review-Journal questionnaire, go to By Laura Myers PAHRUMP - The Old Farts Club in this land of liberty 60 miles west of Las Vegas meets every Friday at 7 am for breakfast at the Pahrump ...

Old-fashioned

As an Old Fart I may have views that are considered old-fashioned. As I was saying the Problem with Young People Today

Boring Old Fart

The phrase 'boring old fart' was popularised in the United Kingdom in the late 1970s by the New Musical Express.

Old Fart Crossing

Old Fart Crossing 

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Laid Back Ale-ing Old Fart Can Cooler

Laid Back Ale-ing Old Fart Can Cooler

The Ale-ing Old Fart Can Cooler features neoprene more...0 points

Old Fart Slippers

Old Fart Slippers

With these Old Fart Slippers you can bring toilet more...0 points

Laid Back Ale-ing Old Fart Sippie Beer Stein

Laid Back Ale-ing Old Fart Sippie Beer Stein

The Ale-ing Old Fart Beer Stein is a 24-ounce acry more...0 points

Sweet Farts: Rippin' It Old School (Sweet Farts Series) by Raymond Bean

Sweet Farts: Rippin' It Old School (Sweet Farts Series) by Raymond Bean

Sure, Keith Emerson may have cured the common fart more...0 points

Old Fart Pen

Old Fart Pen

Keep em rolling in the aisles! This old fart pen w more...0 points

I'm So Old I Fart Dust Cap - Humorous Over the Hill Senior's Black Ball Hat

I'm So Old I Fart Dust Cap - Humorous Over the Hill Senior's Black Ball Hat

Wow, That's OLD! There's nothing like a little old more...0 points

OLD FART Cycling Team Jersey XL bicycle bike NEW Men's

OLD FART Cycling Team Jersey XL bicycle bike NEW Men's

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Old Fart Degree: Custom Gag Diploma Doctorate Certificate (Funny Customized Joke Gift - Novelty Item)

Old Fart Degree: Custom Gag Diploma Doctorate Certificate (Funny Customized Joke Gift - Novelty Item)

One customized novelty certificate (8.5 x 11 inch) more...0 points

Pin The Part On Old Fart

Pin The Part On Old Fart

We know it might be difficult at your age, but... more...0 points

Goofy Gadgets Over The Hill Old Fart's Friend Name Tags

Goofy Gadgets Over The Hill Old Fart's Friend Name Tags

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Old Fart Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Senior!
Senior who?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and more...0 points

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
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Old Fart's Wife

Old Fart's Wife 

Old Fart's Wife

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Election energizes club in Nye County
To see video campaign statements and candidates' responses to a Review-Journal questionnaire, go to By Laura Myers PAHRUMP - The Old Farts Club in this land of liberty 60 miles west of Las Vegas meets every Friday at 7 am for breakfast at the Pahrump ...
Firing Old People to Trim Workforce Costs Trucking Company $400000
Evidence of discrimination against the employer included testimony that company supervisors called the workers grandpa, old farts and old bastards. The company had also recently changed its rules, making past attendance and disciplinary violations ...

Escalator Over The Hill

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Escalator Over the Hill

Escalator Over the Hill

There's no easy way to describe Escalator over the more...0 points

Carla Bley Albums, including: Nick Mason's Fictitious Sports, Escalator Over The Hill, The Ballad Of The Fallen, Tropic Appetites, European Tour 1977, ... (carla Bley Album), Live! (carla Bley Album) by Hephaestus Books

Carla Bley Albums, including: Nick Mason's Fictitious Sports, Escalator Over The Hill, The Ballad Of The Fallen, Tropic Appetites, European Tour 1977, ... (carla Bley Album), Live! (carla Bley Album) by Hephaestus Books

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Big Band Albums, including: Featuring Pharoah Sanders & Black Harold, Sunrise In Different Dimensions, Septober Energy, Escalator Over The Hill, ... Ella And Duke At The Cote D'azur, In Person! by Hephaestus Books

Big Band Albums, including: Featuring Pharoah Sanders & Black Harold, Sunrise In Different Dimensions, Septober Energy, Escalator Over The Hill, ... Ella And Duke At The Cote D'azur, In Person! by Hephaestus Books

Hephaestus Books represents a new publishing parad more...0 points

Escalator Over The Hill

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Chase Suspect Arrested In Nordstrom At Arden Fair Mall
It all started in east Sacramento around Stockton Boulevard and Lemon Hill Avenue. The suspect drove into south Sacramento, back to Midtown, over to Sacramento State and finally ended at Arden Fair where he reportedly ran into the Nordstrom department ...
Dallas builds bridges to arts & architecture
BY LAURA EMERICK lemerick@suntimes.com May 11, 2012 9:44PM SPECIAL SPAN The unique Margaret Hunt Hill Bridge has become a source of Dallas pride since opening in March. DALLAS ? World-class cities have erected world-class bridges: San Francisco has ...

The Over-the-Hill Gang

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Monster (What's That Coming Over The Hill) (Monster Mix)

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Geezers

At Geezers you will find 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th birthday gifts, AND gag gift ideas for all your geezers' milestone. You can't go wrong with best sellers such as "World's Greatest Old Geezer" or our "Will Nap for Food" t-shirts, "I Don't Wanna Grow Up" t-shirts, mugs, magnets, buttons, and mousepads. All items are customizable and may be personalized FREE so you can add your hometown, name, birthday date, or anything else you can think of...

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Old Fart StickersOld Fart Round Sticker

Make custom stickers for every occasion! Browse our selection of awesome images or upload your own. The perfect choice for any message or design, round stickers are great for brand promotion, special mailings, and scrapbooking.

* Available in 2 sizes
o Large: 3" in diameter (6 per sheet)
o Small: 1.5" in diameter (20 per sheet)
* High quality, full-color, full-bleed printing
* Scratch-resistant front, easy peel-and-stick back
* No minimum order

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OK call me strange, kooky, or weird but occasionally I like to check out EBay and search for the weirdest items listed. Jokes never gets old, and these fake poop and fake fart items are just right for a GAG BIRTHDAY GIFT - Poop Joke - Gag Joke - Prank - Trick -Turd - Gross
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Old Fart Birthday Mugs

Birthday Wishes Birthday fashion without Fashion Faux-Pas. Look cool without breaking the bank. Our high quality Old Fart Birthday Mugs & gifts is just the perfect Birthday present for the Birthday Boy or Girl who has almost everything...
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  • jmillerepps Feb 16, 2012 @ 10:02 pm | delete
    Lol too funny!
  • sousababy Dec 12, 2011 @ 7:22 pm | delete
    Fun lens, my father would have loved some of these items. Thanks for the laughs, Rose
  • sousababy Dec 12, 2011 @ 7:22 pm | delete
    Fun lens, my father would have loved some of these items. Thanks for the laughs, Rose

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Old Fart Slippers

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Sometimes you just want to tell that Special Old fart you're thinking of them "just because." We have Old Fart Slippers to help you make an ordinary walking day a little more walking remarkable for those oldies close to your heart...