DOCTOR SCENTS OFFICE

If'n ya see this feller over at that picture taker's place or the saloon, watch out for him. He was up there in Wyomin' Territory, in 1886 I think it was, just a while back, and the dentist up there pulled a tooth for him. He got mad 'n said it was the wrong tooth and when he got all healed up, he went back up there 'n pulled that ol' dentist's tooth right out with a pair of forceps! His name is Clay Allison. We really do need a lawman here so I hope you leave some stars!

This here medesin is what I use for the little ones that come here complainin' 'bout their tooth a'hurtin. It puts 'em in a right better mood I tell ya!





This 'un here is good for them that's got that ol whoopin' cough!

This is good for whatever ails ya. If'n ya cain't go in the saloon, you kin git some right here.




This here is tha good stuff! Why, ol' Pope Leo XIII carries a hipflask of it around town with him, 'n I heard tales that he gave a Vatican gold medal to the feller that made it, Angelo Mariani.

This here kind is what ya drank after ya et. Children can have a snoot full.




This here is used fer sore throats 'n such. It'll boost yer spirits up right nicely too.

This here's some down right powerful stuff here. Ya better not partake of too much of it or'n ya might fergit where ya left yer horse.






Mix this up with a dose of sugar 'n you'll fergit all of yer problems

Ya heat this here stuff up with yer kerosene lamp and it'll help ya breathe right nicely.

I bet this new tonic has gotta taste better'n that cod liver oil stuff. Anything would be better'n that stuff!

if ya got yerself the hiccups...
Hold your breath as long as ya can
Drink yerself some water upside down
Git yerself a Qtip and tickle tha back of yer throat
Ignore 'em
Git somebody to hold yer ears while ya drink water
Git skeert
Take some deep breaths

Cures For Bees and Wasps Stings
Don't go near 'em

Cures for Bad Luck
Stay away from black cats
Don't walk under ladders
Be glad ya got some luck a'tall
Find a penny with the head up
Burp a baby 'n let it spit up on ya

MORE ADVICE

Don't swaller gum, it'll tie yer belly up in knots.
Don't lick yer feet or you'll git athlete's tongue
Sit up straight in the chair or git out of it
Don't go outside with a wet head

Looky here.
This place here has a BUNCHA cures for what ails ya

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