One Line Jokes

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One Line Jokes and How to Tell Jokes

"Women can't tell jokes" is a common attitude and it might not be all that wrong.

We should all no matter our gender, be able to tell a one like joke though. 

Humor is also a great attention grabber not only in social life but also at work, as for presentations.

This lens is written for all of us love a good laugh and want  to spread laughter using jokes.

You will also learn how to tell jokes. 

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A Few One Line Jokes 

Just to Get Us Started!

Here is a famous:
I asked the lady how to get to Carnegie Hall, and she said "Practice, practice, practice!"

... and a Question and Answer joke:
Q. Why are most Blonde Jokes one-liners?
A. So that men can remember them.

... and a classic:
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie

New YouTube vids 

YAY! Funny Animal Videos!

OKAY! First and foremost, the song that is playing when the dog is skateboarding is "Fire on High" by ELO! This is a popular video featuring Tyson the skateboarding dog, hilarious cat videos, and an awesome penguin video! **If you get tired of the skateboarding dog... just stop watching! I'm tired of hearing it's too long! You don't have to watch it all!!!

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One Line Jokes for Your Business Presentation 

a short article here

How to Tell a Joke to Impress Family and Friends 

a short article and a book/CD-rom recommendation

Use One Line Jokes to Spice up Your Speeches 


Winning with One-Liners: 3,400 Hilarious Laugh Lines to Tickle Your Funny Bone and Spice Up Your Speeches

This book is full of laughs. You will find a one line joke for any subject you need.

A warning though; there are so many funny one line jokes in this book, that it can be hard to select the best for your speech.

Let us Know Your Favorite One Line Joke :-) 

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ReplyPosted June 17, 2009

Charlie06 wrote...

This is good stuff. Please visit Jokes per Day for some good jokes.

ReplyPosted September 12, 2007

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