My Journey Into The Squidoo Ocean...
Firstly a big hi and welcome to my lensography where I hope to share an insight into my world and my journey into the squidoo ocean and my desire to become a giant squid.
When I first wrote this page (around October '08) I had only accumulated 14 published lenses and I felt this page was maybe a little premature, it felt a little like a pop star writing their biography at 21 !
I set out to work on this number and have a target of reaching giant squid status. My main aims are to build quality lenses which hopefully in turn will help a couple of charities and make my own time on squidoo that little bit more worthwhile and here I wish to share my journey to hopefully becoming a giant squid......
Contents at a Glance
Listen While You Browse
This idea is kinda borrowed from a couple of other lensographies I have read in the past (wish I could remember whose) and the idea is simple....press play and listen while you browse
This was the song I walked out to after my wedding on the 7th August 2004, where I married my girlfriend of ten years, who has given me three great children, my eldest two girls and my third, my little 'big boy'
Why The Avatar ?
Well my name is Steve and basically I understand that people on places, like here at squidoo, would probably much rather see a picture of the lensmaster which produces a little more personality, however I still have reservations about the internet and feel that Mickey is a lot better an option than looking at my mush !Also I love Disney and believe it is the place of a thousand dreams, and this is why I picked the Mickey avatar, but for those who really wish to seeing me in a picture, below is one of only four which I have put on the internet, the other three are in my facebook account which I very rarely use. I am the guy on the left as you are looking or the one in the black shirt.

Where Do I Live ?
Retford, Notts in the UK
This was my very first lens created on the 07/14/2007, hopefully it gives you a good insight into where I live, Retford in the UK, a small market town with about 30,000 residents. We are virtually right in the middle of England, in Robin Hood's country, in fact we are about a fifteen minute drive from sherwood forest.-
Retford
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Retford is located alongside the A1 motorway in nottinghamshire, England, UK. From the beginnings of around 1066 through to our present day, here we take a look at Retford's colourfull history and hope you find our researched interpretation infor...
How Old Am I ?
Free 40th poems
After writing about where I live I neglected squidoo for almost a year before returning. This lens was created early July 2008 and upto writing this, my 40th poems lens has been my hottest by means of page views and hopefully it has given some laughs, here you will find my current age with a countdown timer to my 40th Birthday....-
Free 40th Birthday Poems
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Looking for some 40th ideas, here you will find free 40th birthday poems to give any loved one, friend or colleague a great 40th birthday surprise. For a great 40th idea why not consider adding a 40th poem to your card or even your gift tag and brigh...
Charity
Help make a childs wish come true
There are many great charities here at squidoo and at the moment we donate from a couple of lenses to save the children. You will also find the following banner and text link in all of our lenses guestbooks and hope we can play a part in making at least 1 childs wish come true.
Make a wish in the United Kingdom
Unfortunatelywe are unable to offer a banner for the second link but the
Make-A-Wish Foundation of America can be found HERE
My Lenses Upto Oct '08
Here are the remaining twelve lenses which I wrote up to Oct '08-
George Best
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Whether your a Manchester United fan or not, maybe not even interested in football and regardless of your age, you will probably of heard of George Best. If you never got to see him play you may have seen some old footage of the magic he possessed. P...
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Home security - Home safety
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It is an unfortunate fact of today that prevention is the best way to avoid, or help reduce, the possibility of being burgled. So for a great choice and wide range of home security devices combined with following a few simple steps could perhaps save...
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Nursery Rhymes Online
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Find free nursery rhymes online. Having three children at home we have a wide and varied collection of nursery rhymes which we have set out in an alphabetical list. Most nursery rhymes are a reflection to a historical event, or an incident in someone...
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Disney pixar toys
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Most children will recognise the name of at least one disney pixar movie and probably be able to name numerous characters. Having released nine animated movies and plans for a further five, the disney pixar combination has brought us hours of featur...
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Ohms Law
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Ohms law deals with the relationship between voltage, current and resistance in an electrical circuit. Anyone wishing to understand Ohms law, here we will explain the very basic Ohms law theory in the simpilest of terms and in plain English. The unit...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with A
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter A. Here you will find many old favourites including A beetle once sat on a barberry twig, A beetle and a broomstraw, A big shoe, A carrot in a garden, A cat and a mouse and a bumble-bee, A cock and bull...
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Ugenia Lavender
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Ugenia Lavender is thoughtful, polite, brave and just an amazing kid. Ugenia is the fictional character in a set of six books written by Geri Halliwell, the former spice girl turning her hand to her first try at writing. In the books Ugenia lavender...
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Lazy Town Toys
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LazyTown is a popular children's television program that currently airs in 118 different countries worldwide. Lazy town originally started in 1996 as a live-action play and it made its way to television in 2004, from there and made its way into the h...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with C
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter C. Here you will find many old favourites including Christmas, Clap your hands, Cock a doodle doo, Cradle, Cape horn, Cushy cow, Christopher Crump, Captain Tickle had a nickel, Cella Ree and Tommy To, C...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with B
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter B. Here you will find many old favourites including Baa baa black sheep, Babies dolly, Baker man, Bandy legs, Barber barber, Bat, bat, come under my hat, Bear in tennis shoes, Bedtime, Beela by the sea,...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with D
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter D. Here you will find many old favourites including Dingle dangle scarecrow, Diddlty diddlty dumpty, Dickie Dickie Dexter, Doctor Fell, Draw a pail of water, Dance to your daddie, Dream, Dance little ba...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with E
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter E. Here you will find many old favourites including Early to bed, Eat eat eat, Eeny meeny miny mo, Escape at bedtime, Elizabeth, Elspeth, Betsey, and Bess, Elsie Marley to name but a few Teddy bear cli...
Are You Swimming In The Squidoo Ocean Yet ?
So Where From There ?
So where did we go from here....well our first hope was that squidoo will last a very long time and evolves with the internet to enable us to build up a good portfolio of lenses and hey who knows what that might lead to.As you may have guessed from the above lenses we were hitting on a theme or topic surrounding nursery rhymes, and between Oct '08 and July '09 we managed to get our lens count up to a reasonable count which included finishing that topic of lenses.
Our goals along the way....as mentioned above our main aim is to build quality lenses whilst also trying to reach for giant squid status over time and who know perhaps a lens of the day whilst climbing the ladder ????
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Nursery rhymes beginning with G
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter G. Here you will find many old favourites including Good night sleep tight, Greedy Tom, Georgie Porgie, Girl of Majorca, Girls and boys, Go back to Sweden to name but a few Teddy bear clipart courtesy...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with H
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter H. Here you will find many old favourites including Humpty dumpty, Hush-a-bye, baby, Handy Pandy, Heidi, Heidi, Ho, Hey diddle diddle, Higglety, pigglety, pop to name but a few Teddy bear clipart court...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with F
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter F. Here you will find many old favourites including Fee fie foh fum, Five little monkeys, From a railway carriage, For baby, For every evil, Fingers and toes, Foreign lands, Five little piggies, Five to...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with J
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter J. Here you will find many old favourites including Jack and Jill, Jack be nimble, Jerry was a joker, Jack Spratt, Jack and his fiddle, Just like me, Jack Jelf, Jack Jingle, Jelly Jake and Butter Bill,...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with I
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter I. Here you will find many old favourites including I saw three ships on new years day, if your happy and you know it, its raining its pouring, I went to town, I have a little shadow, I had a little hus...

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Nursery rhymes beginning with O
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter O. Here you will find many old favourites including Old Macdonald had a farm, one two buckle my shoe, one finger one thumb, one two three four five, oh mother, old father annum, oh dear, Old Father McNe...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with M
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter M. Here you will find many old favourites including Man of Apulia, Man of Aosta, Man of Bohemia, Man of Calcutta, Man of Corfu, Man of Melrose, Man of Nepaul, Man of Peru, Man of the South, Man of the W...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with L
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter L. Here you will find many old favourites including Little Bo peep, Lady of Bute, Lady of Clare, Lady of Parma, Lady of Poole, Lady of Prague, Lady of Ryde, Lady of Turkey, Lady of Welling, Ladybird, Le...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with N
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter N. Here you will find many old favourites including Needles and pins, Nest eggs, Nick and a nock, Night and day, No one at home, Norse lullaby, Now I lay me down to sleep to name but a few Teddy bear c...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with K
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter K. Here you will find many old favourites including King Kokem, Kite, Knee ride, King Boggen, Keepsake mill, Knock at the door to name but a few Teddy bear clipart courtesy of Kids Turn Central
If you've reached this point we hope you are enjoying your swim, please keep reading to see the rest of our journey.......
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Nursery rhymes beginning with S
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter S. Here you will find many old favourites including Sand castles, Saturday, Sunday, See-saw Margery Daw, Shall we go a-shearing, She sells seashells, Silly little mule, Simple Simon, Singing, Sing a son...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with F
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter F. Here you will find many old favourites including Fee fie foh fum, Five little monkeys, From a railway carriage, For baby, For every evil, Fingers and toes, Foreign lands, Five little piggies, Five to...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with T
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter T. Here you will find many old favourites including Teddy bears picnic, Teddy bear, teddy bear, Tell Tale Tit, Ten green bottles, Ten little firemen, Ten little indians, Terrible Tim, Tinker, tailor, Th...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with P
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter P. Here you will find many old favourites including Pairs or pears, Pancake day, Parliament soldiers, Pat a cake, Patters and tatters, Peep, peep, Pensive Percy, People of Lucca, Person of Crete, Polly...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with R
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter R. Here you will find many old favourites including Rain, rain go away, Rain, Red sky at night, Remember remember, Return to Dundee, Richard dick. Ride a cockhorse to Banbury Cross, Ride away, ride away...
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Nursery rhymes beginning with w
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Find nursery rhymes which begin with the letter W. Here you will find many old favourites including Water, Well, What makes you laugh, Whats the use, When I was a bachelor, When Im as rich as Uncle Claus, Whenever I go out to walk, Where go the boats...
Is Squidoo Is The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread !
What do you think to squidoo ?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byYe squidoo rocks !
Phoenix2361 says:
Not only do I think Squidoo is the best thing since sliced bread, I think's probably the best thing since before sliced bread.
Posted August 16, 2009
OhMe says:
I love Squidoo. The lensmasters on Squidoo are the nicest, most talented people anywhere.
Posted March 31, 2009
cindyleewho says:
Squidoo is great!
Posted October 20, 2008
No squidoo sucks !
tandemonimom says:
Squidoo sucks because I'm so addicted, I have no time for anything else! LOL.
Posted January 20, 2009
Our Movie Lenses
Apart from the nursery rhymes we found that having three children we had things to offer on a family theme. Here we took a shot at writing about some movies we had enjoyed watching-
Over The Hedge Movie
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The Over the hedge movie is a dreamworks computer animated film set around a small family of woodland animals who awake from hibernation to find their woodlands wilderness being overun by humans. The movie, over the hedge, was based on a set of chara...
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Disney Pixar Cars 2 Movie
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Disney pixar cars 2 movie is the sequel to the superb animated cars movie of 2006 and will be only the second time pixar have produced a sequel, the first time being toy story. The movie is due for release in June 2011 and upto press there is very li...
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Disney Pixar Cars Movie
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The disney pixar cars movie was the seventh animated disney pixar feature film set around radiator springs, a small run down town and a cast of car characters along with other vehicles. The main player Lightning McQueen is the rookie to the race seas...
Our Games Lenses
Also why not family games. Here though we had a couple of these lenses wrote for us and expanded on what we were given, this was a sort of trial to see if you could actually purchase lenses, or the 'skeleton' to a lens and then add the 'body parts' so to speak...-
Battleship Game
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The battleship game, sometimes also called battleships, is a two player game originally thought of by Clifford Von Wickler early in the 1900's. As ever popular today the battleship game can be played either as a board game or as originally designed w...
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Yahtzee Dice Game
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The Yahtzee dice game was originally made by Milton Bradley and now owned by Hasbro. The object is to score maximum points by rolling five dice in such a way as to obtain certain combinations. Players can roll the dice up to three times in any given...
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Twister Game
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The Twister game is an immensely popular game for friends, family and generally people of all ages. It is played on a large mat that consists of four rows of coloured circles. The game uses a large plastic spinner that a selected spinner, spins in tu...
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Snakes And Ladders Game
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Snakes and Ladders is a classic and very popular children's board game in England. It requires a least two players and a board consisting of a grid with snakes and ladders, hence its name. The size of the board can vary, but is typically 8 x 8, 10 x...
Shareapic
We also came across shareapic whilst writing and to be honest the jury is still out with this site.Shareapic is, to put simply, an image hosting website which pays you to host your pictures on a pay per view basis.
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Shareapic Galleries
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The following shareapic galleries are quite simply galleries of photos of some wide and varied subjects hosted at shareapic where you will find the code to use the thumbnails yourself on maybe your blog, website or here on squidoo. We have taken all...
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Sherwood Forest Pictures
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Quite simply sherwood forest pictures are photos taken at sherwood forest, Nottinghamshire, UK. Find pictures of the major oak tree, where Robin hood is said to have hidden from the sherrif of Nottingham and enjoy the rest of sherwood forest in pictu...
Our Shot At A Squidoo Tips Lens..
With this lens we had a go at using yahoo pipes to generate an RSS feed with all lenses from our fanclub members.....to be fair it turned out OK-
One Friends
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Where would one be without one friends. Friends come in many various shapes and sizes and one's friends are no different. Friendship has many different purposes and levels. The purpose behind this page is firstly to introduce one friends to you and r...
Funny Caricature Drawings
If you can remember the picture at the top of this lens this caricature may look familiar. We had this caricature drawn for a friends 40th birthday and thought we'd dedicate a lens to it. We may be biassed but we think it turned out really well and for those interested they also have a great affiliate scheme which you can find details of on the lens....
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Funny Caricature Drawings
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Funny caricature drawings make a wonderful gift or present, and will most certainly bring a smile to the recipitants face. Caricature simply means 'loaded potrait', where the artist exaggerates or distorts certain aspects of the subject whils...
Our One Of A Kind Lenses
These lenses, along with this lensography, brought our tally upto 46 on our journey into the squidoo ocean. They are sort of one of a kind lenses in the sense that we haven't built any more around their topics-
Phil and Teds prams
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Phil and Teds prams offer you a wide choice of modern, hip and very fashionable prams, buggies, strollers for your every need. From newborn to 5 years old we are sure you'll find the perfect buggy for your needs. Phil and Teds also offer their own 'i...
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Laugh along with Bush
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George W Bush left the whitehouse in January of 2009. Here we take a light hearted look at the numerous funny moments he left in his path, often noted on slips in his public speaking and general gaffes and bloopers we hope you enjoy them as much as w...
Are We Giant Worthy ?
So, that has us upto July '09 and if you've got this far we thank you for bearing with us.It was in this month that after a lot of thought we decided to join a squidoo, going for giant challenge group. There was indeed a lot of thought to the fact that working full time and with a family, would we simply have the time to commit to a group without being just a bystander and not being able to participate.
We decided to join the wiwon team and at this point would like to send our deepest thanks to everyone over there who show support and patience like its an overflowing commodity.
To find out more about this team please take the time to visit their headquareters at Willows Wonder Squids
So we had an idea....
To apply for giant squid status you first need a minimum of 50 quality lenses, so we set forth to get our lens count up....-
Looney Tunes And Merrie Melodies
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Bringing us hours of animated fun, looney tunes and merrie melodies have introduced us to some life long famous characters such as bugs bunny, daffy duck, elmer fudd, pepe le pew, porky pig, speedy gonzales, taz, wile-e-coyote, and road runner along...
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Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny
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Bugs Bunny of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies fame was, and still is, one of the most popular cartoon celebrities of all time. Known worldwide for his bold antics and his calm approach to the most chaotic situations, bugs bunny has caused audiences...
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Looney Tunes Daffy Duck
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Looney tunes Daffy Duck Originally appeared in Porky's Duck Hunt in 1937 and having starred in over one hundred cartoons, Daffy is one of the early stars to rise from the Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes classics. Today Daffy Duck maybe isn'...
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Looney Tunes Elmer Fudd
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Among the most popular and endearing Looney Tunes characters of all times is none other than Elmer Fudd. Though his antics are often aimed at another fan favorite, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd has been making audiences of all ages laugh since his introduc...
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Looney Tunes Honey Bunny
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Honey bunny is a very little known member of the looney tunes cartoon characters from Warner brothers. Created as the girlfriend of Bugs bunny her main purpose was for merchandising purposes and she never actually appeared in any of the looney tunes...
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Looney Tunes Pepe-Le-Pew
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Not many cartoon characters have the esteemed honour of receiving an Academy Award, but then, not all cartoon characters are as memorable as the one and only Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Pepe Le Pew. Appearing in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies...
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Looney Tunes Porky Pig
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Looney Tunes Porky Pig is yet another star from the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies golden age. For generations, audiences have been entertained by a particularly portly, stuttering animated swine known to us all as Porky Pig. As one of the better-k...
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Looney Tunes Sylvester
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Looney Tunes Sylvester is yet another star from the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies golden age. Often trying to capture Tweety Bird, always being outfoxed, Sylvester's character was pretty simple, he was a sloppy cat with a lisp. Even though this s...
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Looney Tunes Taz
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Looney tunes Taz or the Tasmanian devil, is a now, very popular animated cartoon character who features in the looney tunes series of cartoons. Today Taz is perhaps one of the more popular and most recognizable characters in the looney tunes cast an...
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Looney Tunes Tweety Bird
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Looney tunes tweety bird is one of the most beloved characters of the Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes cast, Tweety Bird, the adorable yellow canary, is a star among stars along with his main co-star Looney Tunes Sylvester Also referred to as Tweety...
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Looney Tunes Wile-E-Coyote And Road Runner
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Two more favourites from the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies golden age are Wile-E-Coyote and Road Runner. Many people remember Wile E. Coyote simply as, "The Coyote" Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner were two very popular characters created by C...
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Looney Tunes Yosemite Sam
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Produced by Warner Brothers Yosemite Sam is the curmudgeonly cowboy with a passionate hatred of Bugs Bunny. He is another in a long cast of memorable characters that appears in the Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes cartoon series. Created by Friz Fre...
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- a_willow a_willow Oct 7, 2009 @ 3:53 am
- This is wonderful lensography! And Carol is right, you don't resemble to Micky Mouse! LOL Blessed by an Angel!
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- Stazjia Stazjia Aug 16, 2009 @ 4:30 am
- It's great to see a photo of the real you. I must say you don't resemble Mickey at all. Great lens.
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- WindyWinters WindyWinters Aug 4, 2009 @ 3:54 am
- Hello Steve Thanks for commenting on my lenses. Squidoo is a learning curve; that's for sure. Seriously, be yourself & don't worry about what other people think. You can always use a blurry pic but Mickey is fine! Hey, I used to have a cat name & a cat avatar, lol! I'm trying to learn about blogging so that's why I'm here. I have no idea what kind of longterm potential is here. I must say I don't use my real name so I don't use Facebook, other than for family. I must get Squidooing! Have Fun!
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- debnet debnet Apr 29, 2009 @ 2:57 am
- Nice lensography Steve. Lonestar won't play though :( I love that track too!
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- OhMe OhMe Mar 31, 2009 @ 3:18 am
- Looking forward to reading more of your lenses. Great work on this lensography. I like Mickey, too!
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