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OOPS! I Forgot to PEE!

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A poem about the "crazy schedule of being a mom".

 

Although I'm passed this stage of my life....(I wanna say "thank goodness"..but part of me misses it), this description of a typical "mom day" was once mine. I look back, and actually get tired just thinking about it. Loving our children, loving motherhood, and loving life, goes hand in hand with being exhausted.

BUT! Before the Poem, here's a picture that say's it all - It could be called "a day in the life of mom", but it's not...it's actually called, "A Painful Landing by a Passing Witch Draws Travelers to a Roadside Pumpkin Patch", lol, :)
A Painful Landing by a Passing Witch Draws Travelers to a Roadside Pumpkin Patch
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<---Could be Me on a good day, ha!

 

OOPS, I Forgot to Pee! 

Poem by Barbara Tremblay Cipak, Copyright

Let's see
Up at three
Feed the baby
Back under the sheets
For a couple hours of sleep
Kids up for breakee
Gulping my tea desperately
Rush them to school gleefully
Walk the baby expediently
This being my time for me
Back home to clean insistently
Do three loads of laundry
Flee for groceries
Video Game Rentals late constantly
Go to work in my office impatiently
Where things have piled up overwhelmingly
Hubby claims I'm grumpy
Instead of crying I laugh hysterically
Baby bellows loudly
Time to change his nappy
Phone rings twenty times daily
Say I never call a bit angrily
Can't explain my life so harry
Don't want it to come out sounding scary
So I apologize gracefully
Kids home noisily
I'm panicky
My office work is not done completely
Oh well, its time to get them to hockey
Feed them first to keep them healthy
Bath time comes busily
Bedtime is love and kisses and favourite stories
Baby sleeping beautifully
My feet are up now restfully
Oops, I forgot to pee!
I assess my day on the toidy
Would I change my life at forty?
Are you kidding
Not this life's inspired journey!

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Barb's Copyright Rules:
You can use these poems for personal use so long as you cleary indicate Barbara Tremblay Cipak as the author, and provide a link back to me. You can find links at Drageda's Link To Me Page, Thank you. Any commercial use, please contact Barbara at webmaster@drageda.com

Poems For All Your Emotions.

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$134,121 For Stay-At-Home-Moms 

Hey I'm just reporting the facts...as I discover them. Don't believe me?, read the article. (I'm still waiting for my cheque).
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"Women deserve a raise. According to salary.com, a full-time stay-at-home mom would earn $134,121 if only she were paid for her work. These experts in compensation surveyed..."

Kenny Loggins, House at Pooh Corner 

Montage from YouTube..

Couldn't resist putting this up...great song by a great
artist, Kenny Loggins. Watch this beautiful Montage...

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images: winnie the pOOh and friends song: return tO pOOh cOrner by kenny lOggins enjOy watching it!

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Credit Where Credit is Due 

Everyone should get their "Kudoos".
Eventhough, in many cases, it isn't necessary to indicate where a photo, or a piece of art, was acquired, because it's "free stock", I still like to credit the artist.

As a Poet and Lyricist, I feel that's the least I can do.

So below are links from Art or other items on this page that don't have a link directly beside it.
wizardofdraws.com
Great Clip Art on this site is from this link. Found it in my "internet travels" for free cartoon art to use.

Reader Feedback 

SemperFidelis

Great lens. Being a Mom, I can relate to this lens. A 5 to you! Consider stopping by and checking out a new lens of mine, Cool Desert Nights. :o)

Posted August 06, 2007

KimGiancaterino

Very funny... you have a great outlook on life.

Posted July 29, 2007

Minivan_Mama

I can soooo relate! Great poem, 5 stars.
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Posted July 19, 2007

Brite-Ideas

floski, thank you so much,
Barb

Posted July 11, 2007

flowski

Hilarious poem, thanks for the laugh. Your listing in the Squidoo online directory. We'll send some traffic your way, they'll love your lens.

Posted July 11, 2007

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About Brite-Ideas

Hi, my name is Barbara Cipak. Since I was eight years old I have been writing poetry and song lyrics. Not that long ago I decided to utilize my Marketing knowledge from my 20 years of past experience in real estate to pursue my inner most passion - writing poetry and song lyrics, (and Riddles! lol, so it turns out!).

Drageda.com, is an acronym for "Dreams Really Are Granted Every Day Abundantly". Interestingly, the topic of a poem can easily be reflected in any product or service. Products, Services, Books, Art, Posters, and so much more are accessible while you're reading an Original Poem, and purely the choice of the reader to pursue. Some pages have been created where I haven't equated a poem to the products. Those pages are strictly for products or services I have an interest in marketing and/or feel relate to this site - "any dream product". Also, since Art is a great interest to me, you'll find many pages related to posters, art or prints.

The poetry and song lyrics I've written reflect a multitude of emotions. Viewing the human condition through poetry and song is often a fun and rewarding experience. Many times we find a life experience of our own painted in Poem or Song. The picture of our life in words, unexpectedly brought to us without warning, can be a gift that brings a smile or a tear. It's my pleasure to bring you the power of poetic words. More importantly, I'm truly honored that you've taken the time to read my work.

An Interesting "Drageda" tidbit...
Did you know you can type the word "drageda" by only using your left hand (when typing in the proper typing method of two hands on the correct keys, on the keyboard). Try it: "drageda"...strictly a left hand word.

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