Glorifying The Outhouse
People are nostalgic for outhouses — so much so that they are decorating their bathrooms in outhouse themes and even erecting fake outhouses in their yards for storage sheds. There are a few websites devoted entirely to outhouse photos and information for those interested in outhouse lore — even some websites created by those brave souls, called outhouse diggers, who dig in abandoned holes for treasures and want to share their pictures, their stories, and their passion!
Remember These?
Outhouse photographs from the Flickr Pool: Outhouses
The first outhouse photograph is from the Harry Truman Birthplace in Lamar, Missouri. The others are random outhouse photographs taken in other locations around the US and Canada. Want to see more outhouse pix on Flickr? Go here and here.
Grandma's Outhouse
Outhouse recollections
Fond Memories?
Growing up in the 60s and 70s, I was very much used to hot and cold running water — unless we went to stay at Grandma's house. She lived out in the country on a dirt road in a house surrounded by fields of corn one year and tobacco the next.
Grandma's kitchen had a hand pump — that you had to prime — at the kitchen sink. The pump was modern plumbing for Grandma and the only "plumbing" in the five-room house.
A "real" bathroom was miles away. We took baths in the "wash tub," and we went to relieve ourselves in that dreadful outhouse. I was so afraid of it; I hated that place! Even if your bodily functions drove you to it, it still took courage to go inside! It stank to high heaven and it wasn't the kind of place where you could talk a sibling or a cousin into standing outside the door while you "went." Grandma was too old to keep it up, and it was just plain disgusting.
Years removed, I can even laugh about it. But I sure hated it then! I would like to have been able to write here about a fond memory or two of Grandma's outhouse, but there are no fond memories of it — whatsoever! Well, unless you count the happy relief I would feel when waving goodbye to Grandma through that cloud of dust from the backseat of Daddy's beloved station wagon!
The Outhouse Museum
Nostalgic for outhouses
Outhouse Preservation Society — Website for the Outhouse Museum, Liverpool, Nova Scotia, Canada. Features Outhouse Collections, the Outhouse Wall of Fame, an Online Gift Shop and more. "Outhouse" As A Writing Prompt
A writing exercise I once did
In the Cornfield
It is a weathered little building, precariously erect. Milkweed and dog fennel grow tall and wild all around it. A little girl creeps reluctantly toward its rickety facade. Slowly, she opens the door. Flies buzz around her head as they pass out into the light then back again into the stench. Her nose wrinkles; her mouth disappears into a tight little line. She wills herself to lift a foot inward steadying herself with one hand on the dry wood of the door frame. Just then, she hears the rattled warning from a snake's tail. Her scream is mute. Barreling out into the cornfield, she stops only when she is out of air. Bending forward with her hands on her knees, she tries to catch her breath. A breeze rustles the prickly cornstalk leaves. Slowly, her breathing starts to regulate; she becomes aware of the sounds of a distant tractor and the gay squeals of her siblings at play. Her eyes soften as she takes in the green beauty all around her. Her body releases its tension. The black dirt is cool to her bare feet; its earthy smell fills her nostrils as she swings her foot across it in an arc. Then, she gets down on all fours, picks up a stick and starts digging.
There's Gold In Them Thar Holes!
Outhouse diggers
Outhouse diggers excavate long-forgotten backyard privy sites looking for artifacts. They find bottles and trash mostly, but there's always a chance for something more substantial. Outhouse diggers say that there is no bad smell, germs or bacteria — that the biological contents have become earth again. But, the work is dangerous and controversial. There have been deaths due to cave-ins, and archaeologists believe the diggers are "stealing" our past.Learn more about outhouse digging here. You'll have to scroll below the fold to see the contents.
Bobby Bare Sings His Outhouse Song
Ode to the Little Brown Shack Out Back
Wild Granny Faye
Another outhouse song
Twenty-First Century Outhouse
The Humanure
Outhouse In The Family?
Outhouse Calendars For 2009
Take your pick
Outhouses 2009 7X7 Mini Wall Calendar
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Outhouses 2009 Wall Calendar 12" X 12"
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Outhouses 2009 Wall Calendar
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Outhouses 2009 Square Wall Calendar
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Outhouse Books For The Outhouse Lover
Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader
Amazon Price: $17.95 (as of 07/11/2009)
Product Description This all-new collection of hilarious factoids and bizarre trivia is the biggest Bathroom Reader yet. As always, the fascinating snippets are organized by length, from short items (1-3 pages) to longer pieces for "more extended visits." Highlights include the history of lite beer, the origin of the yo-yo, and famous hoaxes.
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Nature Calls: The History, Lore, and Charm of Outhouses
By Dottie Booth
Amazon Price: $11.01 (as of 07/11/2009)
Product Description: A photographic guide to the outhouses of America and beyond. Author Dottie Booth has traveled far and wide, through rain, sleet, snow, and heaven knows what else to snap these shots. Her rustic full-color photographs are accompanied by jokes, stories, historical facts, and fun folklore. Presidential outhouses, and outhouses of the rich and famous are highlighted, including George Washington's distinguished octagonal and Lyndon Johnson's "Lone Star" model. Truly a unique addition to any architectural or photographic collection.
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Outhouses: Flushing Out America's Hidden Treasures
By Londie Padelsky
Amazon Price: $12.71 (as of 07/11/2009)
Product Description: This new book of photographs by Londie Padelsky offers readers a charming and quirky selection of outhouses from across the western states of America. Each region of the country boasts a different style and no one structure is the same. Some have been lovingly restored and others have aged with time and weather. Like David Stoecklein's series on cowboy gear and ranch style, this new book preserves a time-honored icon of the American West.
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Outhouses by Famous Architects
By Steve Schaecher
Amazon Price: $17.95 (as of 07/11/2009)
How would different architects design outhouses for famous buildings and dwellings? Product Description: Here are reproductions of stylish (dare we say "perfectionist"?) renderings of Thronehenge, Wright's Flushing Water, the Odor Dame Cathedral, the Taj Ma-stall, Jefferson's Johnicello, Sullivan's Merchants First National Outhouse, Le Corbusier's Bidet Savoye, Fuller's Geodesic Throne, the Hancock's John Building, the Centre Pompidoodoo-the unmistakable outhouse for that weird-looking French museum-and many others. Each is accompanied by insightful historical and analytical text, depending on your definitions of insightful and analytical. The preface, by architectural critic I.P. Daley, will leave you in no doubt of the importance of this completely nonsensical book.
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Planning A Hootenanny?
Help your guests find the bathoom
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Linda Spivey "Expressions" Outhouses
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Linda Spivey Outhouse Lotion Pump
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Linda Spivey Outhouse Double Switch Plate
Linda Spivey Outhouse Tissue Box Cover
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The Green Apple Quick Step
A "dance" to the outhouse
According to the Urban Dictionary, the green apple quick step" is defined as "Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then they would obviously run to the toilet." Thank you to John Dilbeck for suggesting this addition.
Christmas Outhouses
Santa's Outhouse Framed Art Print
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Frosty's Outhouse Framed Art Print
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Holiday Outhouse Decorative Night Light
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Any Outhouse Memories?
Love 'em or leave 'em.
What's your take on outhouses? Did you listen to Wild Granny Faye? She's a card!
anaturalphenomenon wrote...
Awesome! I love the videos! We only just moved into town and rejoined 'civilization'; for the last five years my family have lived in the woods. We had an indoor outhouse. That is, we had a septic for the poo to go into, but no running water to flush it there. Also, when I was growing up here in Maine, we were very familiar with the good old outhouse. I actually DO enjoy using them--provided the smell isn't offensive.
Posted July 02, 2009
CCGAL wrote...
We had an outhouse until I was 6 years old - we got an indoor flush commode around '63 or '64. Daddy cut a smaller hole in it just for me after he found me hanging by my arms and legs trying not to fall in after I'd gone up the hill without an adult. Because it was so far up the hill to the outhouse, we made use of Chamber Pots ... ok, so they were empty 3 lb coffee cans ... did I mention we were dirt poor? LOL
I had to face the outhouse again my last 3 years of high school when we moved into my granddad's old cabin and had to wait until we could afford to run the plumbing into the house. I took an extra class in high school so I could get a shower every day. We always had a wood stove, and kept a bucket of ashes in both outhouses, and after we were finished with our "business" we dropped a scoop of wood ashes into the pit. It kept down the flies and the smells, but I was always nervous about snakes for some reason.
Odd topic, great lens! Loved the videos!!!
Posted June 22, 2009
24websurf wrote...
I had to laugh when I saw this in your list of lenses. Knowing you are from my part of the world, I knew it would be funny! This was a great look into the not so distant past.
Posted June 01, 2009
GoutWife wrote...
Memories, memories! I live in New Zealand and we used to have outhouses here too. I used to be terrified of having to go to the outhouse at night - my mother had to come with me.
Posted May 28, 2009
ElizabethJeanAllen wrote...
My guest bath is decorated in the outhouse motif. I love it, but I remember the outhouse out at the farm too well to love that.
Great lens
Lizzy
Posted May 17, 2009
shevans wrote...
I couldn't believe it when I saw this lens. I grew up with an outhouse in Northern Minnesota until I was 15, so I remember it well. It used to be a Halloween trick for teenagers to knock them over. Ours never was, but we were always on the lookout. Wow----the memories!
Posted May 06, 2009
partybuzz wrote...
Oh, yes...we had an outhouse until I was 13 years old! (50's - early 60's) I don't have any fond memories of it though! Great lens! Really unique subject! 5* and I've lensrolled you with my Vintage Decorating Ideas.
Posted April 16, 2009
EelKat wrote...
we have one, had it for years, but never really started using it until after the flood and we became homeless; it was a good thing to have in our yard all those years as it turned out it was there when we had no house (thus no bathroom) anymore.
Posted March 15, 2009
GrowWear wrote...
in reply to RufusQuail Have been meaning to do a section on the Sears catalog. Time, where does it go!
Posted March 10, 2009
poddys wrote...
Great lens, 5***** There are still a few in England, not many though. My first house in London had one, it took up 1/4 of the kitchen but the door was outside. It soon got demolished to enlarge the kitchen when we moved in.
Posted March 10, 2009
Shelly wrote
First of all, I was not the one who put syrup on the outhouse seat for Tipi to sit on! That must have been Randy the sounds of it. Dad used lime and we never had odors. Back in those days we didn't drink as many beverages, so it really wasn't much of an inconvenience and in the 50's everyone had them. There was a transitional time when we had both indoor and outdoor facilities and I would go to the outhouse by choice, this really perplexed our Dad. I enjoyed the sounds of the birds, breeze, and rustling leaves. The modern outhouses are not the same.
Posted March 08, 2009
RufusQuail wrote...
I forgot to mention "outhouse" paper--Sears Roebuck catalog of course.
Posted March 07, 2009
RufusQuail wrote...
When I was a kid we had a rickety old outhouse. It wasn't out back, though. It was a considerable distance away, out by the barn. I don't recall horrible odors.
Posted March 07, 2009
AndyPo wrote...
Great lens. I haven't used an outhouse for many years, but while on a camping safari in Africa we have a sort-of "outhouse" tent erected at each location we stopped at, some distance away from the other tents. Unfortunately the lions liked to sit between the tents and the "outhouse" at night, which meant I had several uncomfortable nights.
Posted February 23, 2009
Betsi_Goutal wrote...
Good heavens, who would have thought there was so much to say about outhouses! Personally my only experience with outhouses has be at festivals, that are thankfully not too bad, given that they are used for about a week and then for the next year they dig new ones.
Posted February 19, 2009
PaulHassing wrote...
By golly; the stuff you learn in here! l LOVED Wild Granny Faye. Top work (of course)! P. :)
Posted February 17, 2009
tandemonimom wrote...
I too had grandparents who had an outhouse, and I was just as leery as you of actually going in there! I'd much rather crouch behind a bush, as I recall! 5* and a lensroll to "The Battle Hymn of the Toilet".
Posted February 10, 2009
EverythingMouse wrote...
This lens made me smile. What a great thing to get nostalgic about! My grandparents did not have an inside bathroom until they were well into their 70s.
Posted February 08, 2009
Margo_Arrowsmith wrote...
When i was growing up in Iowa, the first little town I lived in my baby sitter had an outhouse in town. When I moved to a bigger town (1800) only some of the farmers still had them (my best friend's mother had to pump water from the well into the kitchen. When I was in college my roommate had a great story about how she saved her little sister's life when she almost fell into their outhouse. lol It sounds like I am a hundred and ten, but I really am not! ***** for the great lens and the walk down memory lane!
Posted January 24, 2009
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