Over the Hill Birthday Gift Ideas

This coffin gift set is a pretty good deal to get a bunch of over the hill gag gifts in a coffin box. I think I like the 'fart extinguisher' and the teeth the best.

Though I wonder what the 'fart extinguisher' actually does... if there were really such a thing, it would sure come in handy in my family.

The Over the Hill Coffin Gift set includes:

• Over the Hill Mug
  
• Fashion Focals
  
• Fart Extinguisher
  
• Over the Hill Soap
  
• Over the Hill Survival 'Pills'
  
• Over the Hill Button
  
• Fake teeth (not real fake teeth but fake fake teeth!)

Warning: I'd probably only get an Old Fart shirt for a man. I can imagine a woman not being too happy being called an 'old fart' and especially wearing something that said 'old fart' on it. Seriously.

But I think most guys can take being called an 'old fart.' It's funny. If they don't have a sense of humor, I wouldn't recommend you get an old fart shirt for them.

Old Fart Alert Shirt by birthdaygiftidea

Spinner Game Adult 1 pc

This Over the Hill Spinner helps the over the hill guy or girl make decisions such as:

• Take a Nap
  
• Play Golf
  
• Eat Out Every Meal
  
• Walk the Dog
  
• Take a Nap
  
• Watch TV
  
• Go to the Movies
  
• Play Golf

Did you notice take a nap and play golf are listed twice? Well, they are listed twice on the spinner. I can see it with the nap thing, but does every old person really play golf?

I really think bingo should be added to the spinner since it's another stereotypical thing old people do.

Don't forget my SENIOR DISCOUNT by DellaDesign

My Grandpa would have loved this hat if he were still around.

He LOVED bargins more than anything (except people & pets) and always made sure he got his senior discounts. He also clipped coupons and watched for sales.

This hat is for the bargain hunting senior. Just don't tell them how much you paid for it!

If you like the Don't forget my SENIOR DISCOUNT hat, there's a matching Don't forget my SENIOR DISCOUNT button.

I also like this other Senior Discount button with a different design, but didn't think it looked as good on a hat.

Over The Hill Tombstone by bigbirthdayshop

Obviously, this would be a terrible gift for an over the hill birthday person who doesn't have a computer. I personally don't know anyone without a computer but I suppose they're out there.

Don't let the cute frog fool you, it's kind of a mean mousepad since it's got a tombstone on it that says 'Here Lies my Youth' and it says OVER THE HILL on it as well.

I would get this mousepad for a friend or family member on their birthday. Not for my mom though since I got her a cute puppy mousepad for Christmas. She probably likes it a lot more than she would like this.

OVER THE HILL by BartzPeterson

Funny Birthday Card! by mayc00p

I like this birthday card if you want to give someone a bad time about their age.

Eventually, you get so old to where it's too much effort and probably a fire hazard to light one candle for each year of your life on a cake.

Now, if you're wise, you can just get the number candles so that you are only lighting 2 candles (or 3 if you're 100.)

The people on this card aren't so bright.... but it's still funny.

The inside of the card just says "Happy Birthday!" as the whole gag is on the front of the card.

Over The Hill by jhstix

This Over the Hill Birthday Card says ...and picking up speed! in the inside top.

The inside bottom says HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

What I liked about this card is that it's simple and doesn't really make fun of you for being over the hill but rather says you're picking up speed.

If you want to give someone a bad time about being over the hill, this is NOT the card to get!

GEEZER'S WIFE by dmhosea

Over The Hill Birthday Card by ChuckleBerrys

When you get older, sometimes you can't hear quite as well and have to ask people to repeat things. This card kind of jokes about that.

In the inside, it repeats what's on the front of the card. And then also says Happy Birthday! inside, then repeats it below saying I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Is it mean? Maybe... I would totally get it for my parents though. Just to be funny because they're 'old.' But they aren't quite at the point yet where they can't hear.

But I would NOT get this card for my grandma who can't hear very well because she might take it the wrong way. So maybe it's mean if someone already has a severe hearing problem, but not mean if they can hear pretty fine now, but may be headed down the road of making you repeat things in the future?