So Funny I Forgot to Laugh

Hey, do you guys remember Weird Al? Maybe you thought he was funny, maybe you thought he was dorky, and maybe you remember the lyrics to his song parodies better than those of the original song. Heck, maybe of all of that. My pledge and policy with this lens is to write song parodies as follows: leave a note here or on my regular blog or contact me via e-mail telling me a song you would like parodied and a basic idea of what you want the parody to be about. Then I'll drop the lyrics here and you can look at it and cry, sing it into a microphone, or whatever you might want.