Peanut Butter and Jellyfish

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Peanut Butter and Jellyfish

This lens is all about kids and the funny things they say.  For instance, my 3 year old son wanted a sandwich the other day so I made him a peanut butter sandwich, folded it and handed it to him.  He asks me, "Is that my peanut butter and jellyfish, mama?"  Apparently, he was referring to Spongebob, but I remarked, "Yes, honey, that's your peanut butter and jellyfish."  Eventhough I didn't even put jelly on it, I was laughing too hard to care and he was happy to have his sandwich.

I'm currently looking for submissions from moms and dads across America.  Please post your kid's funniest sayings in the Post It section of this lens.  Our readers want to hear what kids are saying and what creative things their imaginations come up with everyday.  Thanks for your submission! (Limit one per day please)

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tandemonimom wrote...

My son wanted a shirt that I had just washed. I told him to get it out of the dryer, not realizing it had already been emptied. He ran back up to me saying, "I looked in the dryer and it wasn't there, so I looked in the wetter and it wasn't there too!" :-D

ReplyPosted March 27, 2009

Ellen_mom wrote...

My girls see the sign for the Brahm's Ice cream store whenever we drive through town. They always get really excited that we might go to "Ice Cream World!"

ReplyPosted March 16, 2009

traceymac wrote...

When my daughter was about 3, we were taking a trip on a Ferry and would be driving our car onto it. She had never done this before and we were excited to tell her about it. When we did, she started to cry. I asked what was the matter and she said that if we drove our car on the "fairy" it would get hurt and not be able to carry us!

ReplyPosted December 01, 2008

saraht43 wrote...

When my daughter Jennifer was about 3, if she wanted a drink, she would point at the frig and say "Gink". Of course trying to be a good mom I told her to say duh-rink, her version came out "duh-gink"

ReplyPosted August 14, 2008

TheoBaskind wrote...

My son runs around saying "Moint". I have no idea what it means but when I say it back to him he gets mad, crosses his arms and walks away... I'm beginning to get the feeling he's insulting me...

ReplyPosted February 12, 2008

Tiddledeewinks wrote...

When my son was little, we were driving out in the country and he saw a horse with a blanket on."Look at that horse wearing a diaper",he said.

ReplyPosted February 03, 2008

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tandemonimom wrote...

Great lens! 5* and lensrolled to Kids Are Cute!

ReplyPosted March 27, 2009

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