Welcome to the Official Peanut Butter and Jellyfish Lens on Squidoo!
This lens is all about kids and the funny things they say. For instance, my 3 year old son wanted a sandwich the other day so I made him a peanut butter sandwich, folded it and handed it to him. He asks me, "Is that my peanut butter and jellyfish, mama?" Apparently, he was referring to Spongebob, but I remarked, "Yes, honey, that's your peanut butter and jellyfish." Eventhough I didn't even put jelly on it, I was laughing too hard to care and he was happy to have his sandwich.
I'm currently looking for submissions from moms and dads across America. Please post your kid's funniest sayings in the Post It section of this lens. Our readers want to hear what kids are saying and what creative things their imaginations come up with everyday. Thanks for your submission! (Limit one per day please)
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tandemonimom wrote...
My son wanted a shirt that I had just washed. I told him to get it out of the dryer, not realizing it had already been emptied. He ran back up to me saying, "I looked in the dryer and it wasn't there, so I looked in the wetter and it wasn't there too!" :-D
Ellen_mom wrote...
My girls see the sign for the Brahm's Ice cream store whenever we drive through town. They always get really excited that we might go to "Ice Cream World!"
traceymac wrote...
When my daughter was about 3, we were taking a trip on a Ferry and would be driving our car onto it. She had never done this before and we were excited to tell her about it. When we did, she started to cry. I asked what was the matter and she said that if we drove our car on the "fairy" it would get hurt and not be able to carry us!
saraht43 wrote...
When my daughter Jennifer was about 3, if she wanted a drink, she would point at the frig and say "Gink". Of course trying to be a good mom I told her to say duh-rink, her version came out "duh-gink"
TheoBaskind wrote...
My son runs around saying "Moint". I have no idea what it means but when I say it back to him he gets mad, crosses his arms and walks away... I'm beginning to get the feeling he's insulting me...
Tiddledeewinks wrote...
When my son was little, we were driving out in the country and he saw a horse with a blanket on."Look at that horse wearing a diaper",he said.
Kid Humor and Joke Books
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney
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Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life by Steve Martin
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The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid: A Memoir by Bill Bryson
<p><b>From one of the most beloved and more...0 points
The Perry Bible Fellowship: The Trial of Colonel Sweeto and Other Stories by Nicholas Gurewitch
The award-winning Perry Bible Fellowship has a ach more...0 points
I Was a Really Good Mom Before I Had Kids: Reinventing Modern Motherhood by Trisha Ashworth, Amy Nobile
"I don't know how she does it!" is an of more...0 points
Be the Coolest Dad on the Block: All of the Tricks, Games, Puzzles and Jokes You Need to Impress Your Kids (and keep them entertained for years to come!) by Simon Rose, Steve Caplin
An all-encompassing guide to entertaining, amazing more...0 points
Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips
What can steer a parent toward insanity faster tha more...0 points
Fabulous and Funny Clean Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips, Steve Russo
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!! B more...0 points
Over the Top Clean Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips
All-around funny man and best-selling author Bob P more...0 points
Pun and Games: Jokes, Riddles, Daffynitions, Tairy Fales, Rhymes, and More Word Play for Kids by Richard Lederer
Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, more...0 points
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