Your Guide to Pensacola, Florida

Pensacola, Florida is many things to many people. To me, it's basically just a really hot place with really conservative-minded people. On the other hand, it's got some great restaurants and more history than any the city in the United States, including St. Augustine.

Latest Articles and Stuff About Pensacola

Brown Barge Middle School Principal Goes Ballistic During Parent Conference: Wow. The one you you DON'T want to do if you are a parent of a student at Brown Barge is politely ask the Principal Kerrigan not to interrupt you.
Taco House Reincarnated as New Miguel's on Michigan Ave.: The late, lamented Taco House is back in action. Now it's called Miguel's and can be found on Michigan Ave., near Mobile Hwy.
A Visit to the Naval Aviation Museum: A video tour of the Naval Aviation Museum.
Pensacola Politicians Think Only Poor Blacks Should Live in a Stinky Neighborhood: Why did Pensacola wait until downtown was being redeveloped to move its incredibly stinky water plant? Hmmmmm....
The Pensacola News Journal: A Paper with a Split Personality: The Pensacola News Journal has a good op/ed page. Aside from that it's best used to line your birdcage.
WEAR-TV: The Most Useless Local Station in America: If you plan on visiting Pensacola, don't tune in to the local TV station if you want to find out anything useful. Instead, tune in to Channels 5, 10 or 11.

My Articles on Pensacola

A Love Letter to Pensacola: Irony is beautiful, man.
T&W Flea Market: If you can't find a bargain here, you aren't looking.
Drug and Alcohol Rehab Centers: Apparently, there's a lot of drugs and druggies around here.
Christmas Dining Choice: Best places to eat during the holidays.
Washington High School May Get Better Now that Nettie Eaton is Gone: Does a school improve when you remove an incompetent Principal? Let's hope so.
Best Movie Theaters: Where to catch a flick.
Entertainment Choices: When you're in the mood for something besides a movie.
Where to Stay in Town: Hurricane Ivan didn't destroy all the hotels on the beach.
A Look at How Conservative This Town Is: If you still think Bush is doing a great job, you'd probably love it here.
The REAL Scarborough Country: Joe Scarborough was at one time a US Congressman from Pensacola. If you want to see what a great job he did for us and what Scarborough Country really looks like, check out this video.
Best Used Bookstores: Probably shouldn't say this, but forget the rest and go straight to Subterranean Books
Best Mexican Restaurants: As for me, I'll stick with Taco House.
Best Chinese Lunch Buffets: And there are even more I haven't yet tried!
Deep Sea Fishing Charters in Northwest Florida: Want to do some deep sea fishing in Pensacola's waters? Here is a guide to the best we have to offer.
A Video Tour of the Gulf Breeze Zoo: Kinda silly and shot in glorious black and white.
Another Video Shot at the Gulf Breeze Zoo: Follow the adventures of a cute little deer as it makes its way into the dangerous pen of a rhino.
Pensacola Housing Market is Booming, but at What Cost?: The average price of a house has skyrocketed since Hurricane Ivan devastated the area. But now that the speculators and investors have left, the market is flooded with outrageously priced houses. Something's got to give.
Guide to Tattoo Parlors in Pensacola: It's a Navy town, of course there are a lot of tattoo parlors here.